Lost virginity. . Anonymous / e be IE is fiends In heal start talking anout sex I feel award that I am a virgin r I tell them I am alpha e rumor spreads In scho
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Lost virginity

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e be IE
is fiends In heal start talking anout sex
I feel award that I am a virgin
r I tell them I am alpha
e rumor spreads In school
a next week at trends house party
a many random people ham heal
i nitice real hat chick
I stare at her and she stares at me
a she walks aver ta me
a we start conversation about
tea many people are around
2- we gate the backyard
2- she asks me it i am really an alpha
I say yes
she leans over ta me ans kisses me
3 I feel her soft warm tongue
a she gees dawn
unzips my pants and suck my cock
feelsgoodman
I thant want to cum an her face like I seen in porn
a shear my spem an grass
a she says that its my turn to satisfy her
a i massage her peace and squeeze her nippels
while I take her clothes (atfirst) my penis against her leg
my hand gees down her tight pants
I pull put her cant Fl start ta suck rt
a still rubbing my penis against her
a I let her cumin my mouth
av tier last my vaginity ta a *******
whatthehell
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Submitted: 02/28/2012
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#17 - quickster (02/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I have drifted too far away from the frontpage...
I have drifted too far away from the frontpage...
#58 - brainix (02/29/2012) [-]
HFW
HFW
#85 - Madeinitaly (02/29/2012) [-]
This is more relevant than I can say
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#35 - baconftw (02/29/2012) [-]
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#187 - mchtgrnhrnshn (02/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Be 17
>always wear a hawai shirt to school
>having hard time with talking to girls cuz shy
>still a virgin
>feelsbadman.jpg
>get added by this wierd but kinda goodlookin girl in facebook
>we chat about random stuff
>turns out she's at my school
>I didn't know
>asks me same day as facebook adding if i want to call her
>kinda nervous but ok
>talk with her liek 2 hours
>me looking at her facebook foto asking myself if she's worth it
>don't care if she's not that hot
>wanna get in her pants
>then she tells me that she likes hanging out with guys more then with girls cuz guys dont bitch about everything
>friendzone alert
> **** it I'll give it a try and ask to meet her after school
>she says yes
>get extra fancy.. not wanting to put one of my hawai shirts on and try something new
>meet her after school
>never seen her at school kinda wierd but it's a big school
>we go to starbucks
>she notices that i don't have a hawai shirt on
#41 - tigerstyle (02/29/2012) [-]
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#90 - Onewaystreetpark (02/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)
#190 - stx (02/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#182 - anonymous (02/29/2012) [-]
According to Clinton (and federal hearing) a blowjob isn't sex....
#80 - anonymous (02/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
At no point in that story did he lose his virginity...
#11 - yulixity (02/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Ok, that's it I am done with Funnyjunk for today..
Ok, that's it I am done with Funnyjunk for today..
#208 - dille (02/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**dille rolled a random image posted in comment #63 at First Day on the Internet Family ** MFW
#76 - RoyalMillard (02/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#82 to #79 - KungFuZerO (02/29/2012) [-]
The Dark Knight with Robert Downey Jr.

"You won't like me when I'm angry"
#65 - BraindeadBuddha (02/29/2012) [-]
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#28 - derperson (02/29/2012) [-]
I came here from the frontpage.. I would like to go to bed now but I can't with those images in my mind..
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