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#155 - iamblastoise
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(07/19/2013) [-]
>Be best friend
>Just got wisdom teeth surgically removed
>Nurse walks in
>Friend says "Can I keep the teeth? I wanna make a necklace like Daryl from Walking Dead"
>Nurse asks what the walking dead is
>He says "It's a show about zombies"
>Nurse cringes and says "I don't like zombies"
>Friend takes her glasses
>Puts them on crooked
>Proceeds to exclaim "Well you're a big fat ******* chicken!"