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#382 - nignig (02/27/2012) [-]
Hey motherfuckers, i'm a pear.

Look at my awesome color and shape. My taste is fucking sweet too, you know you want a bite. I'm probably the tastiest fruit in the world, if you don't believe so you are a faggot.
#390 to #382 - bronydude **User deleted account** (02/27/2012) [-]
I hate pears...
#384 to #382 - tuesdayscoming (02/27/2012) [-]
Hey pear, I'm an apple.

You think you're so tough? Well they named an entire COMPANY after me, bitch. Dentists love me, kids love me, and Steve Jobs loves (make that loved) me. You can't comPEAR motherfucker.
#396 to #384 - N. Korean citizen (02/27/2012) [-]
hey apple, I'm a watermel- ow!
hey apple, I'm a watermel- ow!
#453 to #396 - ilikecows (03/20/2012) [-]
OH NOE DA WUTERMELON   
WHY
OH NOE DA WUTERMELON
WHY
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