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to mm/ es
Allone
fennikin in passenger seat
in cartels I see a Women walking alone, quick walk dyer and stay close enough
that we
two tickets, explain to cashier I' m waiting for my hat date
ene ticket an my way to ticket ripper
to ticket my date is saving me a seat in the theater
in bathroom stall until ten minutes into mm/ e
sit in back row between two girls
to talk to both SC) they' ll think I' m with the other ene
the washroom ten minutes before end of mm/ e
out fire exit and run to car
home and walk my fennikin to deer loudly discussing mm/ e in case my neighbors are watching
Bcheck Wikipedia to find out how mm/ e ended
and fall asleep with my waifu
another successful night
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Submitted: 04/25/2014
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#1 - teludabomb (04/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I love this, but this is true ;)
#8 - okappadesu (04/25/2014) [+] (14 replies)
I.. what?

jokexplain I can't tell what's going on here, please help.
#9 to #8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
jokexplains' FW dumb 						*******					 like you
jokexplains' FW dumb ******* like you
#5 - I Am Monkey (04/25/2014) [-]
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#20 - baogames (04/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Pretend to talk to both so they'll think I'm with the other one

it's takes a special kind of autism to think that would work
#2 - ganondork (04/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#19 - lorppanaattori (04/26/2014) [-]
Daddy's proud
#13 - danjazown (04/25/2014) [-]
I approve of his swag
I approve of his swag
#23 - jarofdirt (04/26/2014) [-]
Jesus **** .
#41 - batmanbeyonddgrave (04/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I honestly can't understand what doing this accomplished, you didn't really talk to anybody, you didn't really convince anyone you had a girl friend, you didn't gain any friends or get anyone's number, you paid double what you would for a ticket for yourself, you just managed to make a ticket ripper, cashier, and maybe 1-2 random girl think you had a friend, and perhaps convinced a few of your neighbors you watched most of a movie...
User avatar #43 to #41 - cocainecowboy (04/26/2014) [-]
I guarantee this didn't happen.
#18 - royoten (04/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Well that's...depressing.
Well that's...depressing.
#71 - ppheadbuttface (04/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#66 - dawggz (04/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
This is literally autism. And people take it seriously, too.
This is literally autism. And people take it seriously, too.
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
this is....beyond pathetic....how about actually talking to a girl and not ******* a pillow....
#24 - dontknowmeatall (04/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What is so wrong about going to the movies alone? When none of my friends wants to see the movie I go by myself. I don't give a **** about what people say and I don't feel socially obligated to buy popcorns and soda, so I spend less.
#54 - givememoarpony (04/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #21 - demandsgayversion (04/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I don't like going to the movies with other people. They distract me from the movie.
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