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to mm/ es
Allone
fennikin in passenger seat
in cartels I see a Women walking alone, quick walk dyer and stay close enough
that we
two tickets, explain to cashier I' m waiting for my hat date
ene ticket an my way to ticket ripper
to ticket my date is saving me a seat in the theater
in bathroom stall until ten minutes into mm/ e
sit in back row between two girls
to talk to both SC) they' ll think I' m with the other ene
the washroom ten minutes before end of mm/ e
out fire exit and run to car
home and walk my fennikin to deer loudly discussing mm/ e in case my neighbors are watching
Bcheck Wikipedia to find out how mm/ e ended
and fall asleep with my waifu
another successful night
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#1 - teludabomb
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(04/25/2014) [-]
I love this, but this is true ;)
#93 to #1 - anon id: c969c94e
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(04/26/2014) [-]
1.That smiley face is gay as **** and not necessary
2.Its a greentext, of course its not true.
#5 - I Am Monkey
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(04/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#20 - baogames
Reply +102 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
>Pretend to talk to both so they'll think I'm with the other one

it's takes a special kind of autism to think that would work
User avatar #34 to #20 - sabcy
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(04/26/2014) [-]
but the question remains... did it work?
User avatar #73 to #20 - zerith
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(04/26/2014) [-]
That picture made me cringe.
#2 - ganondork
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(04/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #74 to #2 - zerith
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(04/26/2014) [-]
*Stupid Weeaboos And [their] "Girls"
#52 to #2 - notstill
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Cool waifu thank you very much?
#19 - lorppanaattori
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Daddy's proud
#8 - okappadesu
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(04/25/2014) [-]
I.. what?

jokexplain I can't tell what's going on here, please help.
#9 to #8 - anon id: 698594de
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(04/25/2014) [-]
jokexplains' FW dumb ******* like you
jokexplains' FW dumb ******* like you
#10 to #9 - okappadesu
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(04/25/2014) [-]
He would have nothing to do if it wasn't for dumb ******* like me.

You've a clear misunderstanding of what he does if you think one person asking for clearance is more deserving than the next.
User avatar #14 to #10 - jokexplain
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(04/25/2014) [-]
you didn't make a lot of effort trying to understand this.
it's a story about a loser who pretends to have a girlfriend.
did you get that?
if so, what else is unclear?
#25 to #14 - xsap
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(04/26/2014) [-]
how do magnets work?
User avatar #28 to #14 - baogames
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(04/26/2014) [-]
if noone was girlfriend

then who was phone?
#62 to #14 - okappadesu
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(04/26/2014) [-]
"you didn't make a lot of effort trying to understand this."
So you don't get what you're doing either.

You're not one of the more elegant "explains" out there, you explain jokes.

Sometimes, people are going to not have the necessary context to understand the joke, sometimes the joke is just going to fly over someones head and sometimes people are going to get the joke but not find anything funny about it, leaving them confused, as is the case this time.

If you wanted to answer questions that are more interesting, you should've picked something else, because in general, jokes aren't going to be very complex since a complex joke is a bad one.

You used to answer questions like this and nobody made any remarks when you did, but apparently you're supposed to be above it now?
#69 to #62 - grimagination
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(04/26/2014) [-]
he was the original explain guy before all this "joke explain, help" faggotry even started, when it was still funny. your type of ******** comments are whats causing people on fj to stop thinking for themselves. everyday a new explain guy is created because of users like you.

your reasoning is retarded, and you should feel retarded
#82 to #69 - shabadaka
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(04/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #63 to #62 - jokexplain
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(04/26/2014) [-]
why didn't you answer my question?
#94 to #63 - okappadesu
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Now that this whole thing seems to have gone off the frontpage, I'll explain in a little more detail what you're doing.

You've chosen the role of "jokexplain", and even went out of your way to make a post about what you do, which is to "explain jokes". As soon as you say this out loud, you should immediately recognize that nothing that will ever be asked of you will be very complex, so when you put on such a negative attitude when someone DOES ask you, you're basically being untrue to what the gimmick of your account is supposed to be.

Funnyjunk is never going to be a site with smart people, always has and always will be full of idiots, so even being passive agressive can lead to me having to read this **** storm of comments.

If you're disgusted that you're only ever being asked such simple things, try to pick something that might actually require some extra knowledge, such as what Theology, Comic and Science seem to do.

TL;DR: You ****** up.
User avatar #95 to #94 - jokexplain
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(04/26/2014) [-]
you're literally the only person here who thinks I ****** up, so you might have to reconsider that.
this one post was a long story, full of punchlines. if you want help you need to pinpoint what you don't get.
if the story in general was unclear, I don't know what to tell you.
improve your reading comprehension.
#96 to #95 - okappadesu
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Of course you're only going to see me telling you that you ****** up. FunnyJunk is one giant, shifting bandwagon ball of opinion. That doesn't make what I say any less true.

At this point, you explaining anything is extremely irrelevant, what's the issues is that your arrogant attitude towards what you do is seemingly antithetical to what your supposed gimmick is.

What I want is for you to calm the **** down and not look down on anyone because they asked for explanation on a joke. Having to read these undeveloped ******** "opinions" from everyone, because you think that some people aren't worth answering, isn't exactly fun.

Grow the **** up.
#70 to #63 - okappadesu
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(04/26/2014) [-]
I didn't answer because the topic has clearly shifted towards something else entirely.
#56 to #9 - elsanna
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(04/26/2014) [-]
But yes totally agree with you
#13 - danjazown
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(04/25/2014) [-]
I approve of his swag
I approve of his swag
#23 - jarofdirt
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Jesus ****.
#41 - batmanbeyonddgrave
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(04/26/2014) [-]
I honestly can't understand what doing this accomplished, you didn't really talk to anybody, you didn't really convince anyone you had a girl friend, you didn't gain any friends or get anyone's number, you paid double what you would for a ticket for yourself, you just managed to make a ticket ripper, cashier, and maybe 1-2 random girl think you had a friend, and perhaps convinced a few of your neighbors you watched most of a movie...
User avatar #43 to #41 - cocainecowboy
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(04/26/2014) [-]
I guarantee this didn't happen.
#84 to #43 - batmanbeyonddgrave
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(04/26/2014) [-]
damn.. i fell into the trap..
damn.. i fell into the trap..
#97 to #84 - nerozerohero
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(04/28/2014) [-]
You were rused.
#18 - royoten
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Well that's...depressing.
Well that's...depressing.
User avatar #36 to #18 - nyork
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Where's this from?
User avatar #42 to #36 - kavtech
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(04/26/2014) [-]
mitsudomoe