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Lifeguard Bowels

File: 13340_ -( ti KB, 186x200, , jpg)
we If)
sat work
weed to take ****
mm a lifeguard
went want to use public toilets
istant at post holding in ****
weed to fart but feels wet
to hold it in
st hour of shift left en deck
4' 5. ffeel gets unbearable
llittle girl semes upto me
basks why my face leeks in pain
tell her because its hot outside
wives me icecream
H accept
seats chacolate icecream
me mere of ****
mmy stomach urges me to release the beast
wee all energy's held in ****
we ***** given about people drowning
makes a weird cunt sound
wtwe girls with ass cheeks hanging out walk past
met as ****
sens starts talking to me
scant held conversation as well as held ****
Hell forthat I can talkto her after my shift
whe continues to talk to me
start getting angry at tortellini harte leave me alene
whe gets pissed starts getting aggravated back
scant held
Tryto release small fart hoping that it will give relief.
ssmall amount dawn **** semes out of ass
i cant held the rest in because my body felt hew geed it was to release the kraken
it semi explodes en my high chair en my pool deck.
girls run away because the diarrhea **** is dripping dawn my chair
g the girl whe was talking to me was ene of my duty managers daughters
Anonym bus (ID: ) DWI UH 2( Tue) 1 123: 53 923 823 ST
is it me, er can no one on ml take a **** normally?
Anonymous (ID: ) DWI (IPI 2( Tue) 10: 25: 47 Ne_ 3323 82661
can anyone en ml do anything normally?
Anonymous (ID: Mg) l E}! I 2( T u e) 92382741
damn man dent post this when i am at work, my camcorders will start discussing wtfi am laughing randomly-.
my **** is normal. Must of the time that is. Sometimes it' s a little bit liquid because ofthe huge amounts of alcohol i' been consuming on the weekend.
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Submitted: 04/10/2012
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#1 - houseofbrick (04/11/2012) [-]
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