Late night junkies. . Anonymous ( Fri) tytys: 29 happened at an old job at a grocery warehouse bone hour to closing time, about 10: 30 at night aisles when a gu
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Late night junkies

Anonymous ( Fri) tytys: 29
happened at an old job at a grocery warehouse
bone hour to closing time, about 10: 30 at night
aisles when a guy comes in wearing
nothing but a leather jacket and sweatpants,
literally vibrating
it : 30 junkie
disclosing manager and security both slyly
following him through store, he comes down my
aisle
looking right next to me at jars of
pickles and olives, starts to reach out tor some
hand is too shaky, always stops
muttering under my breath "don' t *******
do it, don' t pick up the jar"
we grasps a jar of olives
close my eyes and hold my breath
seconds of silence that last 5 hours
commence
wear a loud pop and crunch as the jar drops to
the floor
fjunkie looks at empty hand, then at me, then
begins muttering, "oh dude, i am so sorry, it' s
it' s okay man"
fjunkie' s eyes go wide, he leans in
really dude? thanks..."
deflowers voice to a whisper
...
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Submitted: 01/14/2014
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User avatar #1 - paradoxc (01/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
damn, cant you try something else that 4chan spam, so much 4chan from you no
User avatar #2 to #1 - lurifax (01/14/2014) [-]
You can't complain, it's in 4chan channel
#8 - mattdoggy (01/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>be working at grocery store   
>too many cashiers up front so they kick me off the registers so the new kids can learn how to use them   
>i get to go stock shelves in the back   
>while putting up pickles at the end of one isle i see it   
>a nameless shadow moving in the east   
>we shall call this Nubian princess mountain "Precious"    
>precious is a regular at the store and is just the bane of my work experience   
>it opens and eats things then sets them back if it don't like them   
>it alone has cost the store over 300 dollars a month in lost items   
>precious is so fat it can't walk and calls ahead to bring a rascal out to its car often   
>and now precious is on my isle stalking its prey   
>it grabs a thing of barbecue sauce in its meaty paws and looks at it with an open mouth   
>pleasedon'ttrytoeatthebottlewholeshepig.whyme   
>precious decides it doesn't hunger for this and drops it on the floor   
>not set it on the shelf, not place it on the ground, but precious just drops it   
>whyhasthouforsakenme.mov   
>i go to get the mop and bucket and come back to see it   
>precious is dragging the bottle around the store and is dragging sauce everywhere   
>"excuse me m-ma'am, i think that you are dragging something, can i pl-"   
>"uuuuurghhhh"   
>"y...yes ma'am"   
>my manager just tells me to follow precious around and mop the trail up   
>from then every Wednesday we would hide the rascals between 2 and 6 (when it showed up) to keep precious from coming in our store
>be working at grocery store
>too many cashiers up front so they kick me off the registers so the new kids can learn how to use them
>i get to go stock shelves in the back
>while putting up pickles at the end of one isle i see it
>a nameless shadow moving in the east
>we shall call this Nubian princess mountain "Precious"
>precious is a regular at the store and is just the bane of my work experience
>it opens and eats things then sets them back if it don't like them
>it alone has cost the store over 300 dollars a month in lost items
>precious is so fat it can't walk and calls ahead to bring a rascal out to its car often
>and now precious is on my isle stalking its prey
>it grabs a thing of barbecue sauce in its meaty paws and looks at it with an open mouth
>pleasedon'ttrytoeatthebottlewholeshepig.whyme
>precious decides it doesn't hunger for this and drops it on the floor
>not set it on the shelf, not place it on the ground, but precious just drops it
>whyhasthouforsakenme.mov
>i go to get the mop and bucket and come back to see it
>precious is dragging the bottle around the store and is dragging sauce everywhere
>"excuse me m-ma'am, i think that you are dragging something, can i pl-"
>"uuuuurghhhh"
>"y...yes ma'am"
>my manager just tells me to follow precious around and mop the trail up
>from then every Wednesday we would hide the rascals between 2 and 6 (when it showed up) to keep precious from coming in our store
#5 - vonspyder ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
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#13 - Womens Study Major (01/16/2014) [-]
Holy **** , stop ******* posting you faggot. You post the ******* dumbest GTs. God, you're a ******* faggot
#11 - gaybananaman (01/15/2014) [-]
he gave you aids
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