LOL'd So Goddamn Hard. Found this on 4chan today. One of the best replies to a post I've seen in a while.. File: 13343_ KB, 327x500, scotch% % % jrrocks[ ) Ne b
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LOL'd So Goddamn Hard

Found this on 4chan today.

One of the best replies to a post I've seen in a while.

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Ne been discovered as a pedophile. I' m not sure how. I came home frem werked find my wife sitting on the couch, despondent When I asked huhwhat was up, she told mete sit down. She looked absolutely terrified and nervous.
Then out ofthe blue, it hit me right between the eyes. I didn' t expect it in the slightest.
we a pedophile?
I haithere, stunned and not sure whatte say. My stomach dropped. My mouth wide open, I had no idea what to say. It was like she winded me. She slowly grew more horrified at my lack Ma response. Then, sniffing and in a
somewhat reassuring but nervous tone,
we know, ifyou - we can get we help forthat-..
I haithere as still as a rock, still stunned. Then alarming but very frightening sensation came ever me as I realized that I had been caught. There was no point in trying to talk my way out of it. I replied bluntly, somewhat in shock.
Suddenly, she burst integer's, Iceking horrified, as she backed away frem me, almost tripping overwith each step, and ran fer the deer- I steed up and stumbled after her but I was dazed. I heard the deer slam and then I knew it was ever-
Se now I' m sitting here with a bottle m scotch and a pistol, just contemplating. It' s been an hour. My heart is beating really fast but I' accepted my fate; whatever it may be. Every minute I expect the police to knock at the door and scream fer me to open up.
Should I kill myself? Should I be held accountable fer my actions? Maybe she went tell anyone- maybe she' Imjust leave me.
I dent know, I' m so anxious.
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Start fapping to your stash when the cops bust in just cum in their face-
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Submitted: 04/14/2012
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