King of Omegas. A whole new level... thats...really sad...
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King of Omegas

A whole new level.

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Submitted: 03/12/2013
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User avatar #1 - deescalation ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
thats...really sad...
#5 - imaspecial (03/12/2013) [-]
him compared to you O_o.. im sorry
#9 - caterpilows (03/12/2013) [-]
**caterpilows rolled a random image posted in comment #850448 at Friendly ** okay , that's pathetic
#27 - Womens Study Major (06/02/2013) [-]
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#26 - etgopwn (04/17/2013) [-]
oh man if that happened to me I'd ******* rip out the guys intestines and strangle him with them
#25 - absolutiondreams (03/13/2013) [-]
Now i highly doubt the title is accurate
User avatar #22 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
Someone's got a NTR fetish
#21 - mattdoggy (03/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this just makes me sick
i've been that beta fag in many a situation but never that bad, that just unbelievable
sharing my own worst beta story
>meet some girl in highschool
>we have a few interests but she's overly flirty so i put it off
>eventually we just start to sort of talk every now and again
>ends up with us hanging out a lot, almost every day
>we go to movies and dinner almost every week
>we go to prom together, and i even take her to the beach and Disney on my treat
>she was like my gf but we never dated
>she would occasionally flirt and screw around with other guys or act like a drunken whore but i'd shrug it off because i loved this chick
>after spending years getting close to this chick she just runs off for college
>i rage quit but end up making up with her because she was important to me
>when she comes back to me she just ends up screwing around with some other dudes
>i rage quit on her again and decide to alpha up
>i work out, be more social, make money, and quit being so lame
>after a few months i had women, status, money, and anything else i could want
>i became the kind of tool she wants and she even said she likes me which i rejected
>now i still have a burning dislike for her down in my gut with that horrible past driving me to be better than she could ever deserve
#20 - houseofbrick ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
That ****** just so ******* pathetic that I can barely even feel sorry for the guy.
#18 - Womens Study Major (03/13/2013) [-]
No lie this made me sick.... what is it with people being so proud of their inferiority........ guys, girls everyone wants to be abused...... the crippling fear of being alone that holds everyone like a vice i just don't get it..... until people realize that they are amazing this world will continue to be **** and its the week that keep ******* on it.... i've spent 4 years studying nero science and psychology and reflecting on my own life and the lives pitiful people like those whom would live this story in any capacity its that the strong don't seize power they have it handed to them and then have those who forfited the power beg for abuse so they can have one more thing to complain about..... i wont live that way because even though no one is unique everyone is special.
#17 - Womens Study Major (03/13/2013) [-]
This is what you do. You need to find him. Track him down. When he goes to sleep, you need to cuff him to his bed. Take his clothes and leave him there. Do this every few months or so.
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User avatar #19 to #16 - houseofbrick ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
You have no idea what Alpha, Beta and Omega personality types actually mean, do you?

At a very basic level, Agressive, Assertive, Passive. I know it's more complicated than that, but I am definitely no expert.
#15 - Womens Study Major (03/12/2013) [-]
really had no clue what I was in for. After reading it though, I can appreciate the work. It's concise and conveys the story without fluff. It left me wanting more, so I consider it a success. Of course I never assumed it was true and evaluated it as a short fiction piece. Plus it gave me a boner.
#14 - Womens Study Major (03/12/2013) [-]
i would snap **** and ******* cut them both up if i ever saw them in bed if it was me
#13 - fjbrowser (03/12/2013) [-]
I don't know if you compiled this, but the very first line that the guy writes states that this is his BETA story... omega is basically a weirdo and beta is pretty well defined by that guys story
#11 - mrtwitty (03/12/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter had sex.
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User avatar #7 - vivadongodon (03/12/2013) [-]
**** ...that's so...poor guy...
#6 - Womens Study Major (03/12/2013) [-]
According to Urban Dictionary, this does not fit the definition of an Omega male.

www.urban [url deleted] php?term=omega+male

He's definitely the worst case of a Beta EVER. It hurts to read.
#2 - Womens Study Major (03/12/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ.
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