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I Anonymous (/ 14( Wed) : 53 [Reply] F
dge_ eggymatt
greets me
how can I help you?"
oh. I just want a coffee"
can see the disappointment in herbage_ the tip isn' t going to be a big ene_
iciest a coffee?"
M pull out my debit card
you den' t have any cash?"
sshe knows I might not Faythe tip at all now
can see the pain in herbage as she punches up my order en the machine
sshe really deosn' t want to take my order but she knows she has alternative
sshe hands me the terminal
llucky fer her it asks how much I want to tip
kl punch in [Ha tip and and pay fer my drink
tthere is a noticeable grimace en herbage as she reads the receipt being printed out bythe machine
here ) LI go"
sshe shoves the coffee mp inte my hands
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#3 - iloveburzum (06/13/2014) [+] (11 replies)
>be me
>work in casino
>tell player he's better off not playing black and red
>he puts all his remaining money on 17
>wins £7000
>tips £5
User avatar #14 - pocketstooheavy ONLINE (06/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>Got only coffee, takes no time at all, no real service
>demands tip

What?
#41 - lazaman (06/14/2014) [+] (35 replies)
WHY DO I OWE YOU A ******* TIP?
DO YOU ******* TIP THE WALMART CASHIERS?
DO YOU TIP THE BUS DRIVER?
YOU ARE BEING PAID TO DO YOUR JOB BY YOUR BOSS. IF YOU AREN'T HAPPY WITH YOUR SALARY, GET ANOTHER JOB.
YOUR POOR LIFE CHOICES DO NOT OBLIGATE ME, OR MY FELLOW AMERICANS, TO PAY YOU EXTRA.
THAT BEING SAID. If I am in a good mood, you service me well, and I like the food, you will get a tip if I so choose, but me not tipping you should not effect your performance while serving me.
>MFW greedy brats ask if I want change, that is literally asking me if I am going to tip you, you ******* cunt titty **** dick ******* ****** ass cock bitch.

God this **** pisses me off so much.
User avatar #6 - therealtjthemedic (06/13/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Why would you tip? Is it an american thing?
You tip for good service.
User avatar #34 - greenimp (06/14/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Here in Australia no-one expects a tip for doing our ******* job. We tip for going above and beyond.

Travelled to the americas, everyone got super upset when I didn't tip. **** them, you get a tip if you excel, not if you serve me ******* brown water masquerading as coffee with a surly frown on your face.


Before you get butthurt, I know exactly what constitutes above and beyond, I used to wait tables.
#30 - opwontdeliver (06/14/2014) [-]
>Be me
>working at a ching chong restaurant, as a waiter.
>suddenly, a band of landwhale latina women with their offspring appear.
>Offspring are out of ******* control
> ****** mom's sit down while kids run amock,
>Bring out there drinks, and kids get pissed when I bring them drinks with lids
>Latina mom is like "My boy is 7 y/o he needs a big cup."
> ******** .jpg
>Bring out normal cup.
>Retard then proceeds to spill it all over the table.
>Clean it up and serve them their food even though the ********* keep whining
>"Maaahmm I want chikken nuggers"
>Finaly the herd leaves coming out to a 125$ bill
>They leave me two dollars.
>Two
>Dollars
Mfw
User avatar #52 - splendiddust ONLINE (06/14/2014) [+] (7 replies)
why is tipping such a big thing in america (and maybe other countries im not sure). Where i live you only tip if its exceptional service. Or like the pizza guy had to go through a hurricane to get to you
#108 - succubus (06/14/2014) [+] (17 replies)
*******					 greedy american bitches.   
   
Over in Australia it makes our day if we randomly get tipped; which is VERY rare.   
   
it's NEVER expected and we certainly don't act like a grumpy bitch when we're not tipped. Besides, their patronage is what pays our wages anyway.   
   
   
						****					 this bitch.
******* greedy american bitches.

Over in Australia it makes our day if we randomly get tipped; which is VERY rare.

it's NEVER expected and we certainly don't act like a grumpy bitch when we're not tipped. Besides, their patronage is what pays our wages anyway.


**** this bitch.
User avatar #110 to #108 - revanmal (06/14/2014) [-]
Except tips are how serving staff survive in North America. Thanks to ********* capitalist greed, they're allowed by law to pay wait staff under minimum wage, so tips are the only way to actually make any money. This story's exaggerated as **** , and I don't expect someone from a country where tipping isn't traditionally a thing to get it, but it's ******* infuriating to give good service and essentially not be paid for your trouble.

I once served a group of 8 elderly people, all of them with exacting instructions and extremely finicky preferences for their food. They took forever to order at all, sent back three plates when it wasn't PERFECT, and one old bitch changed her mind AFTER the food had arrived at the table and sent her food back to replace the thing. All told, it was almost 3 hours of waiting on crotchety, cranky, smelly old farts who didn't have a nice thing to say about anything. Over $150 total with alcohol, food, and dessert.

And the ******* tipped me a dollar.

**** anyone who thinks good wait staff don't "deserve" their tips.
#106 - DivineInfinity (06/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #16 - malleusdeus (06/14/2014) [-]
If this really happened I am first of all curious of why it was shared...I'm not seeing a lot of the humor. Secondly, if she's putting that much pressure on customers for tips and being that visibly irritated when they fail to tip...she probably doesn't deserve a tip. Or alternatively the terrible economy and gross abuse of tip-based employers has driven her to desperation such that she can no longer hide it behind a smile. Who's to say?
#69 - underthefilth (06/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Shop smart. Shop S-MART!
User avatar #31 - sadisticsalmon (06/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
So this is a purely American thing, I mean, we tip here in Australia, but only if the service was good and only if it was like a big dinner or some **** , not a cup of coffee or a croissant.
Why do you guys have such a thing built around tipping
User avatar #9 - jengamunn (06/13/2014) [-]
this is funny?
User avatar #2 - tzukaza ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
and then the decide to give you the worst service ever from now on

give the poor ppl some tip they work hard with a pretty low salary.
#90 - tjocksnorris (06/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
the whole tipping systen is retarded anyways
#98 to #96 - tjocksnorris (06/14/2014) [-]
yeah man, **** cows

Just look at that gnarly ass looking face
User avatar #73 - alostsomeone (06/14/2014) [-]
I tip for good service. Anyone can bring me food or a drink, but I go out to these places to enjoy myself, and if you go the extra mile to make my visit more enjoyable then tip for you! I hate when people tip because "waiting staff get paid crap". Its their ******* choice to work there! And in North America everyone knows the pay is **** .
#29 - itbelongstocat (06/14/2014) [-]
You know... I'd tip her even it's just a coffee if she didn't act like an asshole.
User avatar #23 - rulebysecrecy (06/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Drop a 20 on the table and dip... passive agression wars yo
User avatar #32 to #23 - mangostormlegend (06/14/2014) [-]
$20 for a coffee

My inner Jew is crying
User avatar #13 - whycanticaps (06/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Still loving the min wage requirements in Canada that make it so servers don't have to live off tips. It's stupid that its a required thing in 'murica
User avatar #133 - feckarseturnips (06/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Hooray for adapting to cultural differences.

In the US I tip 15% for service and 20% if it was good service.
I never make people sing when I tip. Looking at you, Coldstone.
In the UK I tip 10% if it was an elaborate meal ( more than once course or we wanted custom orders), of 3 people or more and the service was good.
In Europe I will never tip in restaurants but always leave a small tip in cafes.

This is how I do the things.
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