Karma. . Anonymous ( leled) 11: 35: 23 sepia; assesses assesses assesses :=: missas? s : :=: : been a while since I last posted my story here, but maybe it fits
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Anonymous ( leled) 11: 35: 23 sepia; assesses assesses assesses :=: missas? s : :=: :
been a while since I last posted my story here, but maybe it fits in this thread. -- I have been rembered to as the "apartment anon"
mate girl for 5 yrs. Love of my life and seems to be perfect in every way
shad to do LDR in college but it actually survived and worked through it
mooved into an apartment together
retarted talking a lot about marriage and our future
abought a wedding ring
spuddenly, my best friend kills himself. I am really depressed for a month
Mcnally start turning around, cook a nice dinner for her one night. After it I get down on my knee and propose
wwhile on my knee, she proceeds to tell me that she has been cheating for the past month with my other friend she met at the funeral because I was "emotionally distant" and she was growing tired of us and wanted to "experience new things"
KNOPE' D the **** out of there
sstill legally stuck in the lease for the next 5 months [tried every way known to man to get out)
to pay half the rent and didn' t live there because I wasn' t emotionally strong enough to deal with that **** .
the ******* douche bag is ******* her left and right, probably on my furniture (l had nowhere to store it so I had to leave it behind)
iloved at my parent' s until December when they "wanted some space" and threw my broke ass out on the street
shad to couch surf and sleep in my car through January in Chicago
I was pretty beta up until about a week or two ago. My redemption I haven' t shared with yet. Coming up in a second
Sorry for the long delay I became unexpectedly busy. Anyways:
week ago
moss calls, got substantial raise
Mast rent payment made
xi suddenly have money for a new place
met awesome condo actually not on the south side
mmake the fateful trip back to the apartment to gather my old stuff
sshe apparently wanted to try and keep my **** , so she packed what she didn' t want in one corner and left
tthought that douche would intimidate me
pstart taking furniture out with my cousin
gguy tries to stop us
to beat the **** out of him
broke his jaw, its wired shut now
mops are called
this is my apartment and he was preventing me from taking things that belong to me. In effect, stealing from me
own they arrest him
wrought all my **** back to my new place.
days later, she calls me crying
Hells me she is broke and has nowhere to live now that the lease is up.
bag lives with his parents
basks me for money
Moi no
was emotional breakdown telling me how much she loves me and misses me and how sorry she is
xi laugh hysterically and hang up
A better feel does not exist
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User avatar #2 - GnRNoD (03/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
there is no sweeter revenge than that of leading a fruitfull and happy life.

Except when the one you want revenge on leads a ****** life then it's even better.
#1 - lightness (03/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Great story man, but he should have 						******					 her.
Great story man, but he should have ****** her.
User avatar #3 to #1 - GnRNoD (03/21/2013) [-]
nah he did it for 5 years... what's one more **** gonna prove?
#7 - godofal (03/22/2013) [-]
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#36 - jackalcureofprusia (03/22/2013) [-]
>his face when the douche tried to intimidate him
>his face when the douche tried to intimidate him
User avatar #28 - supername (03/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
It's been a while since I've seen a /b/ post, this place used to be littered with them what happened?
#29 to #28 - dzubelyu (03/22/2013) [-]
Tumblr happened.
#21 - lorkhan (03/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I can feel this guy's awesomeness.
I can feel this guy's awesomeness.
#45 - samoaspider (03/22/2013) [-]
that story turned out better than i expected
that story turned out better than i expected
#20 - sstiickss (03/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - grocer (03/22/2013) [-]
Haha **** that bitch. Sad story, but I guess it turned out ok ish.
User avatar #4 - pickstar ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
I have happy tears in my eyes.
#40 - gabemczombie (03/22/2013) [-]
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#46 - killertpu (03/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Bitch should have saw that coming. Karma at it's finest.
Bitch should have saw that coming. Karma at it's finest.
#41 - somebodybored (03/22/2013) [-]
WELL DONE SIR,  Bra 						*******					 VO
WELL DONE SIR, Bra ******* VO
#32 - hirollin (03/22/2013) [-]
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#24 - sanbichemabob (03/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
somebody has to start the slow clap
somebody has to start the slow clap
#10 - heafi (03/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
not sure if intentional...
#9 - danilawleit (03/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 - Maroon (03/22/2013) [-]
Takes a special kind of stupid to think that because you put all the stuff you don't want in a corner, someone would leave all their belongings and only take that.
#14 - adrenacrome (03/22/2013) [-]
You rival this man for sheer awesomeness...
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