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Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 950, 000 Volt
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This review is from, Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 050, 000 Volt
I purchased this after I was confronted by Some punks demanding that I hand ever my maney. I' m a relatively fit guy,
but I was match fer them. That is when I realized that I need protect myself. The day after I bought this product
I went the very same Wallmart parking let when I was first mugged. I approached the group cf hooligans standing
yourside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon.
I ceelo asked "Remember me?".
Cine cf them leeked up and said, “Have you cemo back buy Some Sammee er Thin Mints? My Girl Smut Treeo needs
raise mere maney!“
I replied with “yeu' re net taking my maney this time". "But sir, they' re delicious!", she said.
I whipped cut my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and sheeted "WRONG MOVE ****!“ The five girl ecoute ran away
screaming.
As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 050, 000 ‘delta my right nipple. I
wake up 4 hours later the elune cf heavy . These Girl Seems had brought their fathers. But I was ready. I
lunged at the largest ene with a cry cf "RAGGLE FRAGGLE! l and hit him in the stomach. He hit the ground harder than a
fat kid en a jungle gym.
As the ethers began circle amend me, I changed techniques. Helling bath cf my hands in tight fists, I ragee my arms
my sides and initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed eff, fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I started
getting dizzy, and ene cf the fathers decided try tackle me. As he ran me steed there, dizzy and queasy; time
was going real slew. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at Chimes and the burrito was fighting its way back up my
stomach.
I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream cf projectile vomit at him, knacking him the ground. Then I started
singing "Let the melee hit the motor, let the melee hit the motor, let the melee hit the.... , l, l, l,"
I grabbed my Knuckle masher Stun Gun and ehehee it into my meath, running headfirst at my fees, electricuting them
with my teeth. Eventually they were all , and I walked heme victorique.
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#6 - xyzlegend (04/08/2014) [-]
couldn't resist
#9 - bocatadesesos (04/08/2014) [+] (5 replies)
raggle fraggle!
#1 - hattaz (04/08/2014) [-]
Classic
Classic
#11 - whyyounonumbers (04/08/2014) [-]
10/10, after reading it before it still makes me laugh
10/10, after reading it before it still makes me laugh
#4 - whatasickname (04/08/2014) [-]
mfw thin mints
mfw thin mints
#2 - shreddednation (04/08/2014) [-]
I liked this.
It was funny.
#13 - vonspyder (04/08/2014) [-]
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#18 - Rikari (04/08/2014) [-]
Electabuzz used thunder punch,
it's super effective!
#7 - tulimarito (04/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#12 - grimgrey (04/08/2014) [-]
Him walking away..
Him walking away..
#24 - numbas (04/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**numbas rolled image** my weapon
#25 to #24 - numbas (04/08/2014) [-]
works as a contraception as well
#32 - hilariousrubbish (04/09/2014) [-]
okami san did it
#30 - acidrapper (04/08/2014) [-]
Real life galvaknuckles!
#29 - troubleinc (04/08/2014) [-]
"impressive RPM"
#17 - ryles (04/08/2014) [-]
i enjoyed this
User avatar #33 - hisokafromlol (04/09/2014) [-]
wait .... WAHT? ?!!?!
User avatar #14 - laxxy (04/08/2014) [-]
for the times you really wanna **** a ***** up
#8 - murraysnoopy (04/08/2014) [-]
OMG FFS! hahahahahahaahhahhahahahahaahahahahahhaahahaha
OMG FFS! hahahahahahaahhahhahahahahaahahahahahhaahahaha
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