Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 950, 000 Volt
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same Amazing, May 14, 2012
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This review is from, Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 050, 000 Volt
I purchased this after I was confronted by Some punks demanding that I hand ever my maney. I' m a relatively fit guy,
but I was match fer them. That is when I realized that I need protect myself. The day after I bought this product
I went the very same Wallmart parking let when I was first mugged. I approached the group cf hooligans standing
yourside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon.
I ceelo asked "Remember me?".
Cine cf them leeked up and said, “Have you cemo back buy Some Sammee er Thin Mints? My Girl Smut Treeo needs
raise mere maney!“
I replied with “yeu' re net taking my maney this time". "But sir, they' re delicious!", she said.
I whipped cut my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and sheeted "WRONG MOVE ****!“ The five girl ecoute ran away
As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 050, 000 ‘delta my right nipple. I
wake up 4 hours later the elune cf heavy . These Girl Seems had brought their fathers. But I was ready. I
lunged at the largest ene with a cry cf "RAGGLE FRAGGLE! l and hit him in the stomach. He hit the ground harder than a
fat kid en a jungle gym.
As the ethers began circle amend me, I changed techniques. Helling bath cf my hands in tight fists, I ragee my arms
my sides and initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed eff, fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I started
getting dizzy, and ene cf the fathers decided try tackle me. As he ran me steed there, dizzy and queasy; time
was going real slew. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at Chimes and the burrito was fighting its way back up my
I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream cf projectile vomit at him, knacking him the ground. Then I started
singing "Let the melee hit the motor, let the melee hit the motor, let the melee hit the.... , l, l, l,"
I grabbed my Knuckle masher Stun Gun and ehehee it into my meath, running headfirst at my fees, electricuting them
with my teeth. Eventually they were all , and I walked heme victorique.