Just another normal night. . 33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) (WI 3/ 12( Thu) 13: 28: 57 No. Replies: :iaf: drunk thread we 19 we to party at fire pit in weeds rreally da
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Just another normal night

33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) (WI 3/ 12( Thu) 13: 28: 57 No. Replies: :iaf:
drunk thread
we 19
we to party at fire pit in weeds
rreally dark out
squeaking in german accent all night fer reason
earn really drunk
shave full beard We been workin en fer like 4 months
idrink morgans
pstart yelling all the german words i know at top of my lungs
everyone finds it funny
yin german accent approach Wit}! chick with a ****** pick up line
ait works
wrap her ass and make em with heffer like IONIC; minutes
iwonder offtank to other people, still in accent
any approaches me
ways i made out with his girlfriend
ssorry mein friend., i was not aware
tthis guy is really ****** drunk
Hm gonna kill you we stupid nan faggot
weer girlfriend did not think i was a waggot
Makes a swing at me
Hide step him
wrap thick weeden leg
him en head with it
we falls down and smacks his face affa rock
kl run away as i hear sameone calling 911
met home. shave beard
west of summer everyone i know is talking bearded german guy and howthee' re gonna beat his ass ifthey find him
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Submitted: 12/04/2013
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#1 - lizaroni (12/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Oh my god...just noticed this.
#11 - vandettamask (12/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
One of my all time favorites, Miscarriage.
#4 - Womens Study Major (12/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
haha I was in that thread xD
User avatar #7 to #4 - nozepicker (12/05/2013) [-]
yes sweety
#13 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My favorite greentext.
#8 - aytoktonik (12/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Ok continue from the story I left you with
Almost half a year after the first incident
Visit friend from my band in the place he studies (an island in Greece (he studies sound engineering))
Winter so not exactly easy wearing shorts and sandals
Whatever wear them anyway
We go BBQing with his friends from the college
Me dressed in shorts tshirt and sandals[COLD AS **** ]
friends see me I tell them I am half russian and that I feel no cold because of colder conditions in Russia
My friend watches with the most ridicoulous face ever becvause he knows
So there was that one girl with us that everybody liked but nobody admited it(college was filled with guys)18 guys 1 girl in the BBQ
the night progresses and I keep talking with a very slight russian accent in greek
My father and mother are vivid campers so they taught me a lot about fires and feeling comfotable around nature
Proceed to correctly lit the badly prepared fire and fix seats out of branches for everyone
Everyone interacts with me like I am alpha as ****
Even get to smoke free weed while others paid for it
In the end of the night the one girl comes up to me and we exchange telephones and emails(nobody had her email) tells me to come by next holidays and that she liked me
(I will definetely)
mfw when stupid russian joke got me fixed
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