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Just another day
on /b/
I’. Antonymous : ita
SHIT, I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. IDEAS IN MY
ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON., I WAS
TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY ' SPLITER FAPPING AWAY TO A 1/ KEO ON REES E. ALL OF A SHEEN THERE' S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY
DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I REED MY HAND BACK AND IT SUMMED FWD MY Caht PUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS
ON THE DES K. WELL, I HAD MY STICK DEODORANT tyn TOP OF THE TOWER. AND THAT BITCH FE LL DFF AND LANDED ON
THE MEAD MY DEN. HALY FUCKING SHIT MD THAT HURT, AND tol Tth' OF THAT IT HIT Sty HARD THAT IT
ACTUIALLY FORCED SOME
DEODARANT MED MY URETHRA. IE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN so BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE., I JUMPED
OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND
UP BE CAUSE IT HURT so BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED DDT MY
SPEAKA RS, WHICH CAUSED ‘DH YEAH BABY COME
DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASHVILLE UH UH UH'' TD GET SHRED THROUGH MY HOUSE AND ALMOST
MA? VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE
WATERING FRAM THE PAIN W THE DEODARANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY
SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH so THEY TURN .
I -{ ED DOWN AMI BETIDED BLED DRIPPING DEF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF? THE PLASTIC
DEODORANT THING BIT ANTD MY FORESKIN
AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.
TIGHS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE or MAYBE S SEDAN'S- rt MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS I/ WIRES. JUST
AS PM STANDING THERE TRYING TO
FIGURE DU"? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BE BROOM DOOR FUCKING DOENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING
WITH MY ACT) ESSANCE LETTER TD
HOPKINS, I FROCE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE "
SECONDS BE FORE HE NOTICED MY COMP HER
MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SKENE GEE EN. HE IMMEDIATELY DEED THE
DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING,
SHIT, I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. IDEAS IN MY
ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON., I WAS
TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY ' SPLITER FAPPING AWAY TO A 1/ KEO ON REES E. ALL OF A SHEEN THERE' S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY
DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I REED MY HAND BACK AND IT SUMMED FWD MY Caht PUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS
ON THE DES K. WELL, I HAD MY STICK DEODORANT tyn TOP OF THE TOWER. AND THAT BITCH FE LL DFF AND LANDED ON
THE MEAD MY DEN. HALY FUCKING SHIT MD THAT HURT, AND tol Tth' OF THAT IT HIT Sty HARD THAT IT
ACTUIALLY FORCED SOME
DEODARANT MED MY URETHRA. IE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN so BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE., I JUMPED
OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND
UP BE CAUSE IT HURT so BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED DDT MY
SPEAKA RS, WHICH CAUSED ‘DH YEAH BABY COME
DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASHVILLE UH UH UH'' TD GET SHRED THROUGH MY HOUSE AND ALMOST
MA? VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE
WATERING FRAM THE PAIN W THE DEODARANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY
SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH so THEY TURN .
I -{ ED DOWN AMI BETIDED BLED DRIPPING DEF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF? THE PLASTIC
DEODORANT THING BIT ANTD MY FORESKIN
AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.
TIGHS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE or MAYBE S SEDAN'S- rt MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS I/ WIRES. JUST
AS PM STANDING THERE TRYING TO
FIGURE DU"? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BE BROOM DOOR FUCKING DOENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING
WITH MY ACT) ESSANCE LETTER TD
HOPKINS, I FROCE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE "
SECONDS BE FORE HE NOTICED MY COMP HER
MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SKENE GEE EN. HE IMMEDIATELY DEED THE
DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING,
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