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Jerome and Precious, The Landwhale

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D Fat Purple Steriti EPIC EDITION Ananymous / ) 17 IO No 12987131
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Hearst's ehe from , let' s callim' crome' meme HATES fat people, due to a ehehehehe trauma where eye fat aunt feel on hym ehe aee ye a polland he almost drowned
PARTI
Huey mght, Jerome ye game he the club wth eye
When he mews to eyee he ends out we wants to take mobidly obese and , let' s call her" Precious" Says to hym has sad and ehe wants to take them wth hey so ehe can eeya fun
meme , specialy black was but my same heeya and the fact that we hym anal, he concedes
Cunfus fact about Precius, ehe has an Inconvience problem, the create pressure on my pew: Mor and therefor on beyblades, makig Precious feel the constant heeh to m to the bathroom People wth ths 155112 eeya to constantly
wear a catheter's almaty the feeling ofa full bladder, but Precious refuses to acknowledge ehe has a problem( lre people do 1 and has to m to the bathroom eyee 20 mm: or so, ehe generally Wan unha ehe ye laterally doping to loudly annouce" PEE" and storm to a nearby bathroom Taye causes
herto and sunk up wth everywhere and everything ehe 5115 on fortwo long meme aee aware oaths made a bunch the Home he forgot the wee and rahn got ye the backseat
They manage to get ye the club my Precious makes meme may anotherone herto m mee meme ( jmch ehe aee song on the )
END OF PARTI
D / ) 17 21 No 12987262
PART 2
By the Mme meme mews at the club, he noices the wheel on the eyee Precious aee song caught so many wees ye the metallcore due to the wright that he eye eeya to changed
meme chll manages to stay ye a good mood orinal see on we mum
Due to them delay, they eeya to hour, wth Precious constantly that herbert are horang and storming out swam Mme: to a gym on the otherside ofthe street to " PEE"
They are club meme manages to mee Precious and disapears ye the mee we we aee ewey the mew without hey Hye plans succeed, we the they someimes heey someone yell" PEE" andthe sound
Afew meme and we Precious heyeyea meme suggests they abbandon herto hectate up So beams Jerome' s quest to aee Precious
As l turns out Precious to get wasted and drank( and ate) e shtload meme fands hey passed out on a couch ye the backroom we a bouncer hey
The aee aee pregnant and to take herto the backroom showed up to "clam" hey
Wee the heeh ofa few other bouncers, they Precious ye meme car
the happy we the possiblly aee
He takes the to getto eye eyee placehunter
Everyting ye game well warherome, and above all Precious ye passed out and hey aee or
Red and Msh meme car It' sthe cop and meme ewe not game m well
D / ) 17 32 No 129874152
PART 3
Black eey ye a Gareth a horny whte yrl and a fat whale passed out on the backseat Howthe **** ye meme game explain ths
Cops curves to the ayedee
mlt' s a black cop and a whte meymeys
you we omber?"
Your new rear eyee wheel ye sunken ye son, are you carrying was , Taye could mee an "
m" Willowier take a look
meme rolls down the backseat ayedee
Whte _ rome heeya he eey “What the ***** Oder's breath
Well uh alight aee tthank ths ye not your/ t m without a warning eh lemme check your and
e cups are and someting and eye heeh seems a beat Precius hem game to the bathroom ye hours
He eeyore turns to look at the backseat Huge staan all my backseat
AV\/ WW HELL NAW"
Idem a mee hey eye eyee Sheldons hungry and confused, and angry New he warning Precius let' s out a yell
And storms out the backdoored meme and the cups confusion
Drunken Precious eeyore the lane to the
D Ananymous (/ ) 17 45 No 129871373
PART 4
Truck ye the otherway
OH **** "
Cop spent: my hey
Manages to out ofthe way
see falls eh top teethe cop
Cop ye Mang eye emme around Precious ye " " the eye
suddently was quet, starts Mang eye emme faster
Precious ye meme on the man
Jerome, the other niece! and eye eye manage to get hey out He ye sweat, pss, and eye face ye clawed to a bloody pulp He breathes we he someone aee holdong eye heeh underwater
meme mamas other eeya eeya stopped and people are the
Cop ye pssed or He calls my dsearch Says he ye game arrest conduct
Precious stops hey drunken act Sheldons at the amaze Rage "Oh sht thanks meme Must
WOO ASSHOLE" Precious storms the amaze and starts drunkenly hong hym we hey hambeast hands
STOP IT STOP IT STOP TI" The niece! yells
Second niece! pulls out a taser, takes hoshoots Precious ye stunned but ehe ye too , ehe slowly starts to turn to the other Emcee
meme had enough oft to interfear He hinges and mts a droptek ye precious belly "STAY DOWN BITCH' he stops my a moment and then stares at meme on the ground She meme a gurgled sound and then throws up all and eye eye
ewe omber, and making a
ET ME OUT OF HERE" he yells
D / ) 17 47 No 1230700
PART 5
**** MANI"
other niece! gets eye taser and they manage to subdue Precious
Precious wee m ye the cop car, they eeya to call a mee awe get herto the sarhon, ehe ye game be meme up , '
meme ye ewey game home, car smelling we , at aam
meme eye eyee prowse, and eeyore ehe ye chll we to ye he casually heme hey about l
AFTER ALL THIS **** mu STILL WANNA HAVE SEX **** ‘/OURSELF JEROME, TAKE ME HOME"
meme was heme on eye car, we a damaged wheel, and we blue balls
News outplace
WHAT THE **** MAN Pl'
meme looks at me we ths , helioos on the mee dstears
e hate fat people man ihate fatpeople"
Wee eye heeh down meme climbs the bathroom, and eye mum my a day
breakfast Phoniness, Jerome
He stops my putang the eye eey The throws the phone on the wayland slumps l to meme
Hye eye wanted mato pay Precious aee
**** mu , **** " he
meme looks at me and says" Wantsome eyedea man v DONT (ENE FAT PEOPLE RICES"
To ths day When meme was a fat person he has an wee to eyee them ye the heeh
meme actually had to seek a ehehee meme he aee consience dropping a loaded barbell on a many at eye gym
ssaying we badly eeya mee omber and bystanders
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#1 - whompers (12/01/2015) [-]
Precious in action.
#2 - igelior (12/01/2015) [-]
#3 - jaylenthepaintstic (12/02/2015) [-]
I don't even care if it's fake. That was ******* a ******* ride from beginning to end.
#5 - unfitninjuh ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
I'm a kissless virgin who rarely gets matches, let alone replies, on Tinder. Yet I feel for Jerome, I would give him a hug and a few rounds of Drunk Souls a drinking game I kinda made up with my roommates involving each death equaling one shot of hard liquor after that ****
User avatar #6 to #5 - GnRNoD (12/02/2015) [-]
Dark souls is for casuals.
We all feel for Jerome.

Next time you go out drinking with your friends and you spot a qt3.14, stablish eye contact if she looks at you for more than a second when she's alone pray on her and tell her how pretty you think she is, if she reacts in a positive way be cheesy and say "I stole a pretty smile from you, now I'm stealing a kiss" and boom you're no longer a kissles virgen if you're lucky, you won't be a virgin anymore.
User avatar #4 - blackmore (12/02/2015) [-]
Best Cry Ever When i heard jerome, for some reason I was thinking of the guy with glasses, and then I read all his lines in his voice, and made it the topest of keks.
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