Jack
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#92
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ICEDgrunge (01/30/2013) [-] 
Every time someone is mentioned by name it ends in this kind of ******* . I finally figured it all out.
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anon (01/30/2013) [-]
how'd that get a 4chan 9/10. it was weak. New anon gives it 4/10. it was like call of duty without guns.
#74
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propervillain (01/30/2013) [-] **propervillain rolls 44** Here's my Dubs. Now magical fairy princess, please put newest uploads back on the bottom where it belongs.
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DarkCrow (01/30/2013) [-] What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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Riukanojutsu (01/30/2013) [-] Why do you feel the need to ******** on this glorious thread you plebian. I am the pinnacle of men, to me you are only dirt on under my boot.
and i forgot the rest
and i forgot the rest
#136
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decoyoctopus (01/30/2013) [-] Hot damn it, i should have known...nobody is called jack anymore...i don't know why, its a pretty wicked name... All the badasses are called Jack...Snake, Captain Jack Sparrow, Stan's real father in American Dad, Jack the Ripper...the list is endless...
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decoyoctopus (01/30/2013) [-] Hmm, how strange...where you from exactly? its interesting you say that, I've never met one person here in Ireland that goes by that name...
#13
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ascendedwings (01/30/2013) [-] Every time I watched Samurai Jack I heard that damn song in the back of my head.
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deepblackshaft (01/30/2013) [-] hobit..................................................................
#99
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waffies (01/30/2013) [-] thebest404pageever.com/swf/Hit_The_Road.swf
For those of you who don't get it, i have a link for you
For those of you who don't get it, i have a link for you
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anon (01/30/2013) [-]
This is stupid. You're supposed to leave tie-ins to the punchline interspersed throughout the story. The only reference in this story is that his name is Jack. Nothing else in the story related to the punchline even remotely.
As an example of an awesome greentext, look to the story where the kid had a crush on his counselor and she was actually a bear. He talked about her eating salmon and berries, but it wasn't completely obvious until the punchline.
As an example of an awesome greentext, look to the story where the kid had a crush on his counselor and she was actually a bear. He talked about her eating salmon and berries, but it wasn't completely obvious until the punchline.
