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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#51 - angelusprimus
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(02/02/2013) [-]
I hate bandwagoners that are actually too stupid to understand the bandwagon they are jumping on.
Original story of the kind was a social satire about how acting politely and like a gentleman is being called opression, and how idiotic it is.
Idiots like this are just writing over the top stories of their alpha maleness (usually written by complete betas) that completely miss the point of original idea.
Sirs, I call ********.
#72 to #51 - fuckincanuck
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(02/02/2013) [-]
To a certain extent you are correct but I feel they are still retaining the core ideas of the original piece. That attempting to help a women with any task can be seen as patriarchal in nature. In the piece we are commenting on the man is simply helping the women fix the vending machine but as a man he is obviously insinuating the women are incapable according to feminist logic. so I think it still works
User avatar #53 to #51 - timelordeternal
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Most of them are pretty damn hilarious, the only bandwagon I haven't liked is the ******* Shrek one, that's stupid.
#67 to #53 - foxtrotalpha
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I was only 9 years old. I loved chrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. "Shrek is love, Shrek is life". My dad hears me and he calls me a faggot.
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. Im crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and its really cold. A warm thing is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. Its Shrek. I am so happy. He Whispers into ear, "this is my swamp".

He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much but u do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.I push against his force. I want to please shrek he roars as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "its all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love Shrek is life