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It was my privelege

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#5 - tigasingy (02/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
4CHAN related :)
#3 - Cleavland Steamer (02/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This is a Stormtrooper being choked by a vending machine.


you can all go home now
#52 - romerotxg (02/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>At a small local dinner, eating breakfast
>I order the usual rare steak
>A waitress, visibly in the final stages of pregnancy brings my meal
>As I relish on fine beef, I order scotch, as I always do after eating
>The waitress moves behind the counter to pour my drink
>She sees that the bottle is on rather high shelve and notices that her small frame and her condition would never allow her to reach it
>Despite that, being the independent woman that she is, she tries to get a chair that she can climb on, but all chairs are too heavy for her flimsy, feminine arms
>She looks around and her eyes lock with mine , and in an instinct she looks down
>"Yet again" I think as I disregard all stablishment rules and walk towards her, with sure steps
>Every men in the diner look over their rare steaks with mischiveous smiles. They can smell the oppression
>"S-sir... p-please, d-don't..." she tries to say
>With a single hand I put aside the heavy chair she struggled so much to move, in a swift, patriarchal move
>Her lips start trembling as her vagina involuntarily becomes moist, as a jew's mouth over money.
>Women all around lower their heads. A young girl in tears ask her mother: "Why mom, why?"
>The men relish on the fear, putting their hands inside their trousers, adjusting their now erect penises. Some start laughing and pounding the tables with their closed fists
>I get close to the woman, my fully erect phallus slightly touching her pregnant belly and without looking, I grab the bottle from the shelve
>She drops on the floor, holding herself, unable to hold her tears
>The men get up and start beating the tables with their erect penises, like percussion instruments. Their cheer, making the rape I'm commiting even crueler
>"Don't work too hard, miss. I got it."
>As I pick up a glass and pour myself a drink, she starts sobbing "Th-thank you..." and suddenly goes into labor
>As she screams, a ten-pound baby comes out of her, with a full-grown mustache
>"It was a privilege"
#16 - noisyboy (02/02/2013) [-]
>As I approach the door to the bank, I see a women on the other side about to exit   
>Open the door and stand to the side   
>stair directly into the women's soul and say "please Ma'am, after you"   
>Women starts trembling   
>Breaks out profusely in cold sweat.   
>"No, no,it.. it's quite all-right... you... you go first" she replies, as she notices the throbbing bulge in my pants.   
>"I insist" I assert with the wicked malice only a true chauvinist can produce.   
>She whimpers, and proceeds to exit the building   
>The power of my oppression  super charges my man meat and it bursts through the weak fibres of my jeans like wet paper to slap the women on her arse as she walks by.   
>"Th..thank you" she stammers.   
>"It was my pleasure."
>As I approach the door to the bank, I see a women on the other side about to exit
>Open the door and stand to the side
>stair directly into the women's soul and say "please Ma'am, after you"
>Women starts trembling
>Breaks out profusely in cold sweat.
>"No, no,it.. it's quite all-right... you... you go first" she replies, as she notices the throbbing bulge in my pants.
>"I insist" I assert with the wicked malice only a true chauvinist can produce.
>She whimpers, and proceeds to exit the building
>The power of my oppression super charges my man meat and it bursts through the weak fibres of my jeans like wet paper to slap the women on her arse as she walks by.
>"Th..thank you" she stammers.
>"It was my pleasure."
#20 - ducksy (02/02/2013) [-]
I also love firefly.
#18 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#45 - lukagamer ONLINE (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This has a place on every content.
This has a place on every content.
#27 - junkiegirl (02/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
<--not really related, i just love this one
#38 to #27 - junkiegirl (02/02/2013) [-]
i dun goof'd....didn't realise that would happen, how's about a cat gif to make up for it?
i dun goof'd....didn't realise that would happen, how's about a cat gif to make up for it?
#26 - waldemarbugge (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#10 - beep (02/02/2013) [-]
Punchline in title because it'll be funnier
#65 - mishaestrin (02/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #29 - gongthehawkeye (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Can someone explain these stories to me?
I'm starting to see a lot more of them.
User avatar #47 to #29 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
they exagerate the ideas of the feminazis, who think that a educated man who aids a lady is a pervert and an oppressor.
#55 - mrmcput ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
> At the checkout line in the grocery store
> Women with only a few items gets in line behind me.
> I can feel my manhood stiffen as a smile creeps across my face at this perfect opportunity for oppression.
>"Excuse me miss" I say.
> She looks up at me, and when she realizes what I am about to do, a look of absolute terror covers her face.
> "Please, no sir" she begs as tears well up in her eyes.
> I ignore her pleas "I noticed you only had a few items and..."
> "PLEASE, NO!!!" she screams.
> "You may go ahead of me." I say, my triumph complete.
> By now she is sobbing uncontrollably, between gasps she manages to say "Thank you sir"
> I give her my most winning smile and say "It was a privilege."
#51 - angelusprimus (02/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I hate bandwagoners that are actually too stupid to understand the bandwagon they are jumping on.
Original story of the kind was a social satire about how acting politely and like a gentleman is being called opression, and how idiotic it is.
Idiots like this are just writing over the top stories of their alpha maleness (usually written by complete betas) that completely miss the point of original idea.
Sirs, I call ******** .
User avatar #53 to #51 - timelordeternal (02/02/2013) [-]
Most of them are pretty damn hilarious, the only bandwagon I haven't liked is the ******* Shrek one, that's stupid.
User avatar #14 - blademontane (02/02/2013) [-]
I swear the "It was my privilege" is replacing "Shrek is love, Shrek is life"
User avatar #13 - endface (02/02/2013) [-]
I read the entire thing in his voice.
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