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User avatar #15 - defeats (01/27/2013) [-]
I'd rather not.

You'll be out there in the ocean, ******* a female dolphin and something horrible will happen.
A male dolphin will somehow find out, maybe through sound, smell, or just tingling dolphin senses. He knows what you're doing and knows what you want. He doesn't have a vagina but what he does have are a particular set of skills, skills he's acquired though serious rape tenancies, skills that make him a nightmare for any living creature with a hole, people like you.
If you leave the ocean now and stop ******* that female dolphin he will not look for you, he will not pursue you. But if you don't, the male dolphin will find you, and he will rape you.

Male dolphins even rape each other.
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