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#1 - croc (01/27/2013) [-]
I haven't fucked a dolphin yet because I can't swim at 20 knots underwater.
User avatar #29 to #1 - ningyoaijin (01/28/2013) [-]
I like how that is your reason.
#37 to #29 - croc (01/28/2013) [-]
Trust me if you're looking for an easy score turtles are your best bet. The trick is catching them before they get in the water, otherwise you run into the same problem.
#12 to #1 - jakeattack (01/27/2013) [-]
not with that attitude
pic quite related
#11 to #1 - fantomen (01/27/2013) [-]
You don't need to.   
They'll find you.   
And then they will rape you.   
You'll never be safe around water.
You don't need to.
They'll find you.
And then they will rape you.
You'll never be safe around water.
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