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It's Always the Quiet Ones
found on /r9k/
Anonymous (/ )
kid in math class
talk at all, even when asked to answer a question
Treacher is total bitch
Milne day teacher has enough
he "Needs ta get his shit together"
stands up
Chells "Fuck ohayou dipshit, eat a dick and die"
goes silent
kid puts his stuff away calmly
Twalks towards door. turns to teacher and spits an her shirt
to walk out cf class
never to be seen again.
kid in math class
talk at all, even when asked to answer a question
Treacher is total bitch
Milne day teacher has enough
he "Needs ta get his shit together"
stands up
Chells "Fuck ohayou dipshit, eat a dick and die"
goes silent
kid puts his stuff away calmly
Twalks towards door. turns to teacher and spits an her shirt
to walk out cf class
never to be seen again.
...
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#61
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deadlyyarikh (04/20/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
> Have tourettes, and depression
> try to deal with it by keeping to myself
> Don't want to answer questions because of my tourettes
> Teacher yells at me
> Can't hold it in anymore, yell at the dipshit and spit on her
> Run away to live with the monkeys
> try to deal with it by keeping to myself
> Don't want to answer questions because of my tourettes
> Teacher yells at me
> Can't hold it in anymore, yell at the dipshit and spit on her
> Run away to live with the monkeys
#243
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scroogeymcduck (04/20/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
Sadly, I don't have the balls to do this shit, but here's a story about my friend
>In spanish class together
>Teacher is a complete cunt. The cuntiest of the cunts. Seriously, she would go around class checking each homework, and if a single accent was misplaced she'd give you a 0 for the hw
>means we had like no lecture time, so we didn't learn shit either
>One time my friend walks in late for a counselor meeting
>Teacher on her period or something, starts bitching at him
>Friend is usually a super nice guy, apologizes and takes her bitching. he's getting frustrated by the end
>Has to also leave early for class. Needs to go to state track meet
>Teacher says no, even though she got an email about it and said it was okay the day before
>"You can't waste my classes time anymore"
>Friend gets up anyways, trying to persuade her. Teacher goes and stands in front of the door with arms outstretched
>Friend is visibly pissed right now. Still trying to reason with her
>Bitches at him for talking back. Friend checks his phone (got a text from another friend saying bus is leaving soon with or without him)
>Cunt slaps the phone on the ground, breaks it.
>Steps on it as she goes back to "teach," friend visibly angry
>Goes up to her as she's talking, she tries to ignore him (she's like 4 '6 and he's like 5'10) and he acts like he's going to hit her. she's getting nervous, still "teaching"
>Friend walks to her desk, grabs her laptop (this nice macbook) and smashes it on the ground
>Literally screams at her "STOP BEING A CUNT" and walks out the door.
>mfw my friend didn't have to pay for the macbook, got suspended for just 2 days, got to go to his meet, and the teacher got fired after having to pay for his phone.
>In spanish class together
>Teacher is a complete cunt. The cuntiest of the cunts. Seriously, she would go around class checking each homework, and if a single accent was misplaced she'd give you a 0 for the hw
>means we had like no lecture time, so we didn't learn shit either
>One time my friend walks in late for a counselor meeting
>Teacher on her period or something, starts bitching at him
>Friend is usually a super nice guy, apologizes and takes her bitching. he's getting frustrated by the end
>Has to also leave early for class. Needs to go to state track meet
>Teacher says no, even though she got an email about it and said it was okay the day before
>"You can't waste my classes time anymore"
>Friend gets up anyways, trying to persuade her. Teacher goes and stands in front of the door with arms outstretched
>Friend is visibly pissed right now. Still trying to reason with her
>Bitches at him for talking back. Friend checks his phone (got a text from another friend saying bus is leaving soon with or without him)
>Cunt slaps the phone on the ground, breaks it.
>Steps on it as she goes back to "teach," friend visibly angry
>Goes up to her as she's talking, she tries to ignore him (she's like 4 '6 and he's like 5'10) and he acts like he's going to hit her. she's getting nervous, still "teaching"
>Friend walks to her desk, grabs her laptop (this nice macbook) and smashes it on the ground
>Literally screams at her "STOP BEING A CUNT" and walks out the door.
>mfw my friend didn't have to pay for the macbook, got suspended for just 2 days, got to go to his meet, and the teacher got fired after having to pay for his phone.
#22
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nephrithotroll (04/20/2012) [+]
(10 replies)
>few years ago
>was 18
> have mdd (major depression disorder)
>always quiet in class
>being bored
>was doodling with a pencil
>classmates using their cellphones or being dicks toward eachother
>teacher is being an asshole
>teacher looking for the weakest link of the class
>teacher look at me
>teacher take my drawing
>i snapped
>threatens the teacher's life with pencil
>nearly jammed the pencil in his throat
>classmates nearly shat a brick
>teacher shat a brick
>teacher ran away toward the principal office
> end up in mental hospital
>was 18
> have mdd (major depression disorder)
>always quiet in class
>being bored
>was doodling with a pencil
>classmates using their cellphones or being dicks toward eachother
>teacher is being an asshole
>teacher looking for the weakest link of the class
>teacher look at me
>teacher take my drawing
>i snapped
>threatens the teacher's life with pencil
>nearly jammed the pencil in his throat
>classmates nearly shat a brick
>teacher shat a brick
>teacher ran away toward the principal office
> end up in mental hospital
#47
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Busemann (04/20/2012) [+]
(22 replies)
I'm the typical quiet kid, I sit in the back of the class, I never speak during lessons, just sits there, being boring as fuck.
I'm not exaggerating when I say they literally exclaim 'IT CAN TALK?!'
The same applies to the few times I laugh, then they're really fucking puzzled.
I don't really blame them, I mostly choke my laughter so I won't sound dumb when I snicker at their immature jokes. Everyone thinks I'm freakin' mature as hell, but I'm just as childish as them, I just keep a certain calm facade at school.
I'm not exaggerating when I say they literally exclaim 'IT CAN TALK?!'
The same applies to the few times I laugh, then they're really fucking puzzled.
I don't really blame them, I mostly choke my laughter so I won't sound dumb when I snicker at their immature jokes. Everyone thinks I'm freakin' mature as hell, but I'm just as childish as them, I just keep a certain calm facade at school.
#75
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itskillingme (04/20/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
>Be me, last week in math
>Only dumb niggers fill up the class.
>Only 3 other people who aren't niggers.
>Always quiet. Rarely say a word.
>Black guy next to me (He's pretty cool, he's not a Nigger)
>He turns to me, "Yo Danny, you got the answer to number 18? I'm stuck on it, and the only person I can get help from is you, and this dumb nigga behind me."
>Look at person behind him
>Ghetto-as-fuck female baboon.
>I tell him, "Sure bro, take 32^1/4 and change it to (^5√32)^4, and input into your calculator, '32 [Y^x key] 1/5. That should give you (2)^4. 2^4= 16, and that's your answer."
>Whole class is silent, looking at me as if I were a fucking genius.
>He says, "Thanks bro," and continues his work.
>Teacher is amazed that someone actually learned something in class.
>HFW
>Only dumb niggers fill up the class.
>Only 3 other people who aren't niggers.
>Always quiet. Rarely say a word.
>Black guy next to me (He's pretty cool, he's not a Nigger)
>He turns to me, "Yo Danny, you got the answer to number 18? I'm stuck on it, and the only person I can get help from is you, and this dumb nigga behind me."
>Look at person behind him
>Ghetto-as-fuck female baboon.
>I tell him, "Sure bro, take 32^1/4 and change it to (^5√32)^4, and input into your calculator, '32 [Y^x key] 1/5. That should give you (2)^4. 2^4= 16, and that's your answer."
>Whole class is silent, looking at me as if I were a fucking genius.
>He says, "Thanks bro," and continues his work.
>Teacher is amazed that someone actually learned something in class.
>HFW
#213
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lolfire (04/20/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
>Attempt suicide via high doses of diazepam night before school (I suffer from depression)
>Somehow survive, take it as a sign
>Go into school physically feeling like shit, mentally alright
>Sit down in a free period
>Reading a book about Bill Hicks
>Teacher comes over to me
>Starts shouting about coursework I hadn't handed in
>Had handed it in weeks ago
>Tried calmly to explain that I had done so and where exactly I had put it
>He starts freaking out about me "talking back"
>Grabs my collar and pulls me close to his face
>I close my eyes for a second.
>Headbutt teacher as hard as I can
>Break his nose, blood everywhere
>Everyone is staring in shock
>Sit back down.
>Continue reading.
>Only received two days suspension due to my mental health issues.
>Don't know how I feel about this.
>Somehow survive, take it as a sign
>Go into school physically feeling like shit, mentally alright
>Sit down in a free period
>Reading a book about Bill Hicks
>Teacher comes over to me
>Starts shouting about coursework I hadn't handed in
>Had handed it in weeks ago
>Tried calmly to explain that I had done so and where exactly I had put it
>He starts freaking out about me "talking back"
>Grabs my collar and pulls me close to his face
>I close my eyes for a second.
>Headbutt teacher as hard as I can
>Break his nose, blood everywhere
>Everyone is staring in shock
>Sit back down.
>Continue reading.
>Only received two days suspension due to my mental health issues.
>Don't know how I feel about this.
#237
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Muppetz (04/20/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
>Be normal kid
>Have lot's friends
>High school is pretty fun
>Get good grades
>Work out regularly, In pretty good shape
>Be friendly to people
>Well liked
>Never attempt suicide or see psychiatrist
>Spend a lot of time on the internet
>Realize I am the only normal person there
>Realize that being normal makes me abnormal
>Have lot's friends
>High school is pretty fun
>Get good grades
>Work out regularly, In pretty good shape
>Be friendly to people
>Well liked
>Never attempt suicide or see psychiatrist
>Spend a lot of time on the internet
>Realize I am the only normal person there
>Realize that being normal makes me abnormal
#321
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christyrob (04/20/2012) [+]
(18 replies)
Here's my story:
> Last year, be new student in 7th grade
> I'm somewhat "socially awkward" and it's hard for me to talk to new people.
> Become the quiet girl in class
> Super annoying girl, let's call her Amy, who everyone, which I knew didn't like.
> History teacher takes us outside
>starts to bother me and make fun of me, because I'm not the skinniest girl
> I yell at her saying "Really, just because I'm not 75 lbs. don't like to play sports because I'm not competitive and can give a shit less and just because I like to draw and keep to myself, because annoying bitches like you make me sick, doesn't mean you should undermine me. Nobody likes you Amy, and you can go fuck your mother for all I care. You think you're so popular and loved when in actuality nobody gives a shit about you. Now please, if you don't mind I want to talk to some of the girls.
> Amy says at least I don't weigh 150 lbs. God, you're such a fatass and news flash your not so great either.
> I said how can you judge me when you don't even know me, can you please stop and leave me alone. If you don't I promise to kick your ass.
> She leaves and comes back runs up to me and feel her touch/lightly punch my back.
> I whip around and said I warned you bitch so, I will give you what you asked for. I then run and take a football tell her she has a 3 second start. I than sprint like a fucking animal punch her in her back and she falls. She gets back up, limps, and whip the ball in her face. > Blood drops down from her chin and nose. She cries and tells teacher. We go to principal
> Broke her nose and she had to get 4 stitches
> Ever since she left me alone and is scared shitless of me.
> Got a 3 day suspension, worth it, I'm now friends with everyone in the class. I finally feel like I fit in, I thank her for that, though. Without her I would've never had many friends.
> Last year, be new student in 7th grade
> I'm somewhat "socially awkward" and it's hard for me to talk to new people.
> Become the quiet girl in class
> Super annoying girl, let's call her Amy, who everyone, which I knew didn't like.
> History teacher takes us outside
>starts to bother me and make fun of me, because I'm not the skinniest girl
> I yell at her saying "Really, just because I'm not 75 lbs. don't like to play sports because I'm not competitive and can give a shit less and just because I like to draw and keep to myself, because annoying bitches like you make me sick, doesn't mean you should undermine me. Nobody likes you Amy, and you can go fuck your mother for all I care. You think you're so popular and loved when in actuality nobody gives a shit about you. Now please, if you don't mind I want to talk to some of the girls.
> Amy says at least I don't weigh 150 lbs. God, you're such a fatass and news flash your not so great either.
> I said how can you judge me when you don't even know me, can you please stop and leave me alone. If you don't I promise to kick your ass.
> She leaves and comes back runs up to me and feel her touch/lightly punch my back.
> I whip around and said I warned you bitch so, I will give you what you asked for. I then run and take a football tell her she has a 3 second start. I than sprint like a fucking animal punch her in her back and she falls. She gets back up, limps, and whip the ball in her face. > Blood drops down from her chin and nose. She cries and tells teacher. We go to principal
> Broke her nose and she had to get 4 stitches
> Ever since she left me alone and is scared shitless of me.
> Got a 3 day suspension, worth it, I'm now friends with everyone in the class. I finally feel like I fit in, I thank her for that, though. Without her I would've never had many friends.
#280
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loveyameanish (04/20/2012) [-]
There are better ways to deal with unsatisfactory teachers... Demonstrated by this young fellow.
>Be last year freshman year
>I only had like 2 friends, one of them being in my first period algebra class
>I call out his name, trying to ask him something
>shitbag spic mimics me, making me sound like I'm gay and I'm having sex, fucking immature faggot
>I told him to fuck off
>he still mimics me, i ignore him
>while working on math and shit, he starts throwing shit at me and calling me, "obese, fatass, faggot, loser," etc.
>After a while I start to get pissed off
>when I get really angry, I'll usually start to choke up really bad, only because I'm trying to keep in anger and sadness.
>he tells me I'm a fatass and that he could beat my ass
>I start to silently cry (I've been bullied my entire life up until the beginning of this year, it's a sign that I'm about to have a serious backlash and flip shit)
>some stupid fucking spic girl of his tells him, "Alfredo, stop!"
>I raised my hands up and slammed them down on the desk, snapping the metal bar under it supporting it, and I yelled, "FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING SPIC! SAY WHAT YOU SAID AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! I FUCKING DARE YOU! BECAUSE IF YOU DO, YOU'LL END UP IN A GOD DAMN HOSPITAL BED MOTHERFUCKER!"
>I shoved his desk into him, he fell back into the wall, and he told me to "chill out bruh, I was only joking"
>"CALM DOWN?! FUCKING REALLY, "BRO"? IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE ASSHOLE. STEP UP TO THE GOD DAMN PLATE AND GET YOUR ASS BEAT YOU FUCKING NASTY MEXICAN PIECE OF SHIT"
>he just cornered himself in the corner of the room and looked at me like he was scared shitless
later on, teacher took care of it all. Stupid spic fuck admits to making fun of me from the beginning of the year, she gets him several days of OSS and is warned that if he bullies another student then he's expelled from the school for good. She told me, "I didn't hear you threaten him, alright?" "lolkay" and I only got 1 day of ISS. Fucking best algebra teacher ever.
>I only had like 2 friends, one of them being in my first period algebra class
>I call out his name, trying to ask him something
>shitbag spic mimics me, making me sound like I'm gay and I'm having sex, fucking immature faggot
>I told him to fuck off
>he still mimics me, i ignore him
>while working on math and shit, he starts throwing shit at me and calling me, "obese, fatass, faggot, loser," etc.
>After a while I start to get pissed off
>when I get really angry, I'll usually start to choke up really bad, only because I'm trying to keep in anger and sadness.
>he tells me I'm a fatass and that he could beat my ass
>I start to silently cry (I've been bullied my entire life up until the beginning of this year, it's a sign that I'm about to have a serious backlash and flip shit)
>some stupid fucking spic girl of his tells him, "Alfredo, stop!"
>I raised my hands up and slammed them down on the desk, snapping the metal bar under it supporting it, and I yelled, "FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING SPIC! SAY WHAT YOU SAID AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! I FUCKING DARE YOU! BECAUSE IF YOU DO, YOU'LL END UP IN A GOD DAMN HOSPITAL BED MOTHERFUCKER!"
>I shoved his desk into him, he fell back into the wall, and he told me to "chill out bruh, I was only joking"
>"CALM DOWN?! FUCKING REALLY, "BRO"? IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE ASSHOLE. STEP UP TO THE GOD DAMN PLATE AND GET YOUR ASS BEAT YOU FUCKING NASTY MEXICAN PIECE OF SHIT"
>he just cornered himself in the corner of the room and looked at me like he was scared shitless
later on, teacher took care of it all. Stupid spic fuck admits to making fun of me from the beginning of the year, she gets him several days of OSS and is warned that if he bullies another student then he's expelled from the school for good. She told me, "I didn't hear you threaten him, alright?" "lolkay" and I only got 1 day of ISS. Fucking best algebra teacher ever.
> Quite person
> Have to go to school with fucktards
> Aggression swells in my veins everyday
> Still try to keep to myself
One of these days i'm just going to fucking explode.
> Have to go to school with fucktards
> Aggression swells in my veins everyday
> Still try to keep to myself
One of these days i'm just going to fucking explode.
> More than a few years ago
> Grade 7
> Teacher giving kid (Let's call him Zach) a hard time about chewing gum
> He's not actually chewing gum
> Realises she's wrong
> They're both angry at eachother
> Zach asks to go to the bathroom
> Teach: "Be patient and wait till I'm finished the lesson."
> Zach: "OMG WHY DO YOU PICK ON ME SO MUCH YOU STUPID BITCH!?"
> Stands up and flips his chair and wipes his stuff onto the ground
> Runs out the door.
> Zach: "I HOPE YOU DIE!!"
> Slams the door.
> Uber quiet for like 5 minutes
> Teacher: "So to find the hypotenuse, you use...."
> What is this I don't even
> Zach didn't come to school for a couple days afterwards.
> Grade 7
> Teacher giving kid (Let's call him Zach) a hard time about chewing gum
> He's not actually chewing gum
> Realises she's wrong
> They're both angry at eachother
> Zach asks to go to the bathroom
> Teach: "Be patient and wait till I'm finished the lesson."
> Zach: "OMG WHY DO YOU PICK ON ME SO MUCH YOU STUPID BITCH!?"
> Stands up and flips his chair and wipes his stuff onto the ground
> Runs out the door.
> Zach: "I HOPE YOU DIE!!"
> Slams the door.
> Uber quiet for like 5 minutes
> Teacher: "So to find the hypotenuse, you use...."
> What is this I don't even
> Zach didn't come to school for a couple days afterwards.