Inventing masturbation. from on.fb.me/12YvYMD. Anonymous (ID: (( : No. 496875689 motel in Boston Hoes pops into my head IF I PUT SALIVA UN in PENIS IT WILL BE J
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Inventing masturbation

Anonymous (ID: (( : No. 496875689
motel in Boston
Hoes pops into my head
**** IF I PUT SALIVA UN in PENIS IT WILL BE JUST LIKE GETTING A
we it
for a while with spit covered dick
**** IF I MAKE in HAND INTI] THE SHAPE AND PUT IT UN in DICK IT WILL BE JUST LIKE SEX
arm a genius
Doakes 45 minutes because I have no clue what I' m doing
wont asks why I' m taking an hokuto peep
Well heri have the best invention since fire
I was really disappointed when I found out I didnt invent masturbation
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Submitted: 08/01/2013
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#2 - gibroner (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #6 - reaperssprint ONLINE (08/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
You're telling me he knew what sex and a blowjob was but not masturbation? I'd like to call ******** .

(I already now all of these are clear ******** , just thought I'd be THAT guy)
#11 - rambomanthree (08/02/2013) [+] (11 replies)
>be 4
>rub weiner
>feels good

>be 9
>discover porn
>rub weiner to thought of sex....

MFW i fapped, non sexually.. for 5 years. it just felt good
#1 - crowd (08/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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Could not find nickolas cage laughing.
#5 - samoaspider (08/02/2013) [-]
"best invention since fire"
"best invention since fire"
#16 - slyboom (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My nephew once asked me if it was true that if you pour water on your dick, and put a vacuum cleaner near it, if it would feel like a blowjob.
#17 to #16 - zekaizer (08/02/2013) [-]
A Darwin Award honorable mention managed to rip off one off his testicles by doing that. When he called an ambulance, he said he'd been stabbed.
#27 - awesomechardey (08/02/2013) [-]
Fascinating how familiar that sounds....




pic unrelated
#10 - merrymarvelite (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW I discover masturbation.
MFW I discover masturbation.
#14 - kompleteciller ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
#31 - thedevilsriddle (08/05/2013) [-]
> His face when he discovers masturbation.
> His face when he discovers masturbation.
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