Incroyable!. . File: tailgating. ; g (35 KB, 328x321) Get off my ass, faggot Do the water baby trick. Elaborate. Simple shit folks they sell water babies which  Incroyable! File: tailgating ; g (35 KB 328x321) Get off my ass faggot Do the water baby trick Elaborate Simple shit folks they sell babies which
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File: tailgating. ; g (35 KB, 328x321)
Get off my ass, faggot
Do the water baby trick.
Elaborate.
Simple shit folks they sell water babies which are just like a no bone wiggling babys that you fill with water to make it more lifelike.
Substitute strawberry Jam and throw it out of your window at their cars . Problem solved.
A little flopping infant hits someone' s car at speed exploding into red goo and they tend to not tailgate any more.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#1 - fezzo
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(08/22/2014) [-]
I always carry logs in my trunk for just such an occasion
I always carry logs in my trunk for just such an occasion
#75 to #1 - anon id: 73e89fc9
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(08/23/2014) [-]
every time i see that scene, i think of this pic
#49 to #1 - Redneckguy
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(08/23/2014) [-]
I ride a motorcycle so when someone is trying to **** with me and try to touch my fender I drop some ball bearings that I keep on my pocket. Works great at high speeds
User avatar #57 to #1 - mahnamesjakers
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Every time I watch one of these movies I'm always so paranoid that an ordinary activity is gonna kill me afterward
#23 to #1 - gruntmastr
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#40 to #1 - kellzzzz
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#28 to #1 - imthenewguy
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Looks like... he's about to... log out YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
#4 to #1 - bxrenegade
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(08/22/2014) [-]
I loved those movies. Stupid, bloody, awesome fun.
I loved those movies. Stupid, bloody, awesome fun.
User avatar #48 to #4 - peterdivine
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(08/23/2014) [-]
I recently saw a clip of Final Destination... I think it was 5 or 6?

First death in the movie was rather anti-climactically simple, but what it lacked in ingenuity it made up for in sheer hilarity.

You've probably seen a gymnast **** up a landing, but I've never heard of a gymnast who ****** up a landing and DIED.
User avatar #27 to #4 - swagfagit
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(08/23/2014) [-]
wat movie?
User avatar #31 to #27 - bxrenegade
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Final Destination. There are like 5 of them; pretty descent movies. I think that image with the logs is from... Final Destination 2? The movies are about a person having a premonition about some terrible tragedy where a bunch of people die and then they save themselves and their friends from it, but then Death starts hunting them down and killing them in gruesome ways. Very graphic. Very fun. Don't think me a bad person
User avatar #32 to #31 - swagfagit
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(08/23/2014) [-]
okay thanks, ive seen 1 and 3 but not 2
#22 - grimmwaters
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Or you could just-
Or you could just-
#105 to #22 - xseargeantxpainx
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Video Source? Would like to watch it.
User avatar #50 to #22 - wobblewub
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(08/23/2014) [-]
that made me really chuckle
User avatar #33 to #22 - thechosentroll
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(08/23/2014) [-]
You can't really do that **** outside of east Urop, though.
User avatar #54 to #22 - anonefgthree
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(08/23/2014) [-]
What's in the first guy's hand? A pistol or a knife?
User avatar #58 to #54 - icecoldkilla
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(08/23/2014) [-]
nothing hes just signaling hem to pull over
User avatar #59 to #54 - envinite
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(08/23/2014) [-]
It's RPG
User avatar #93 to #54 - schnitzelwagen
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(08/23/2014) [-]
An assault rifle.
User avatar #86 to #54 - popnotes
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(08/23/2014) [-]
AK-47
#73 to #54 - anon id: 3b042be2
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(08/23/2014) [-]
m4
#2 - include
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(08/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - psykobear
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(08/22/2014) [-]
Before I watch this for a while, I'm assuming nothing happens?
User avatar #5 to #3 - subejio
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(08/22/2014) [-]
You can see the loop point if you watch the background
User avatar #14 to #2 - hanakoikezawa
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(08/22/2014) [-]
Oh yea he was racing Bunta there right
User avatar #15 to #14 - include
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Yeah
User avatar #16 to #15 - hanakoikezawa
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that was a great race
User avatar #17 to #16 - include
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Yep
#34 to #2 - anon id: 5e39705b
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(08/23/2014) [-]
initial D right?
User avatar #39 to #34 - manza
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(08/23/2014) [-]
right
#24 - cuboose
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(08/23/2014) [-]
**cuboose rolled image** drivers fw
**cuboose rolled image** drivers fw
#25 to #24 - cuboose
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(08/23/2014) [-]
**cuboose rolled user Tyranitar ** <-- driver
#9 - magdal
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(08/22/2014) [-]
a little relevant, we play West Side Spoons here in Charleston, WV. It's where the rich white kids go to the west side of town and throw spoons at black people.
User avatar #10 to #9 - captnnorway
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(08/22/2014) [-]
Aren't the rich kids supposed to live on the west side of town?
#13 to #9 - anon id: 53b3bd59
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(08/22/2014) [-]
we play here in STL, MO, but we just call it spoons.
and ya gotta shout ****** when you throw it at em and if it doesn't hit anyone, you gotta go get the spoon.
#43 to #9 - tyroneisanigger
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Why spoons though?
#45 to #9 - rplix
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#47 to #9 - freshbakedrolls
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we play that **** where i live and if you miss you have to go retrieve the spoon.
we play that **** where i live and if you miss you have to go retrieve the spoon.
User avatar #12 to #9 - heraske
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Where I live, we go injun brooming.

It's where we take a broom and drive down into the central area of our city at night, then hit all the hookers and degenerates with brooms from a moving car.

It's a broom drive by.

Broom broom broom.
#87 to #12 - kingdork
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(08/23/2014) [-]
seems as if West Virginia really went downhill after the capitalist killing fad ended
User avatar #19 to #12 - leafonthewind
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(08/23/2014) [-]
broom broom
I'm in me mums car
#36 to #19 - anon id: 21a07958
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(08/23/2014) [-]
get out me caaar
Aww
User avatar #29 to #9 - whatugawkinat
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(08/23/2014) [-]
> Rich
> West Virginia
> Black people

Pick one faggot, I live in West BY GOD Virginia too and I've yet to see a single neegro american or a "rich" person. Now get back to your shack and tell your sister you love her. cousin ******
User avatar #30 to #9 - youngneil
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(08/23/2014) [-]
My dad used to play a game with his friends like that.
They would drive through ghetto areas, and take some bricks with them. They had to lean out the window, brick in hand, and get a black persons attention (usually by screaming "Hey, ******!) and throw the brick at them. If they hit the guy with the brick, they drive away. If they missed, the person that threw the brick had to retrieve it, with no help from the others.
#35 - mcburd
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#76 - expeditas
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(08/23/2014) [-]
story time
> be in old car ( that backfires everytime you turn on and off real quick ) with mates
> taking some building supplies to house
> dude tailgating me hard
> goodidea.******
> open sunroof and tell friend to backfire the car 2 seconds after I go through sunroof
> take pipe
> go out and point it at dude behind me like a bazooka
> car backfires, I fake recoil from the pipe
> dude thinks I just fired a rocket at him, swirves and flees in panic
mfw
#21 - toguro
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(08/23/2014) [-]
I'd rather slingshot water balloons filled with rice pudding; less sadistic true but equally satisfying knowing some might drip down into his engine and slathering everything.

More of a proper "**** you" in my opinion.
#67 to #21 - anon id: 7494a649
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(08/23/2014) [-]
you wont do it no balls
User avatar #11 - sinonyx
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(08/22/2014) [-]
: Hammers & Floodlights : Foamy The Squirrel
#18 to #11 - reinbowxdash
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#62 - the one and only
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Here's a tip that works during day time, if someone is tailgating like really closely, flick your head lights on, it will make back lights turn on, thus tricking them that your brake lights are on, you know you've done it properly when they back off a little. done this so many times and have seen lots of people in my rear view mirror of just their expression in full panic and/or hitting the brakes.
User avatar #78 to #62 - SteyrAUG
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(08/23/2014) [-]
I usually just slow down gradually until they pass me.
User avatar #83 to #62 - tylosaurus
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(08/23/2014) [-]
You don't have the headlights on constantly?
User avatar #97 to #83 - funferret
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Not everyone has their headlights on during the day, personally I turn them on as soon as I start my car otherwise I tend to forget.
User avatar #98 to #97 - tylosaurus
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It's a law where I Iive. You HAVE to always drive with the headlights on.
#64 to #62 - the one and only
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Or uh... Throw balloons that resemble babies filled with jam, I guess?