Incroyable!. . File: tailgating. ; g (35 KB, 328x321) Get off my ass, faggot Do the water baby trick. Elaborate. Simple folks they sell water babies which are j
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Incroyable!

File: tailgating. ; g (35 KB, 328x321)
Get off my ass, faggot
Do the water baby trick.
Elaborate.
Simple **** folks they sell water babies which are just like a no bone wiggling babys that you fill with water to make it more lifelike.
Substitute strawberry Jam and throw it out of your window at their cars . Problem solved.
A little flopping infant hits someone' s car at speed exploding into red goo and they tend to not tailgate any more.
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#1 - fezzo (08/22/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I always carry logs in my trunk for just such an occasion
I always carry logs in my trunk for just such an occasion
#22 - grimmwaters ONLINE (08/23/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Or you could just-
Or you could just-
#2 - include (08/22/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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#24 - cuboose (08/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**cuboose rolled image** drivers fw
**cuboose rolled image** drivers fw
#9 - magdal ONLINE (08/22/2014) [+] (11 replies)
a little relevant, we play West Side Spoons here in Charleston, WV. It's where the rich white kids go to the west side of town and throw spoons at black people.
#35 - mcburd (08/23/2014) [-]
#76 - expeditas (08/23/2014) [-]
story time
> be in old car ( that backfires everytime you turn on and off real quick ) with mates
> taking some building supplies to house
> dude tailgating me hard
> goodidea. ******
> open sunroof and tell friend to backfire the car 2 seconds after I go through sunroof
> take pipe
> go out and point it at dude behind me like a bazooka
> car backfires, I fake recoil from the pipe
> dude thinks I just fired a rocket at him, swirves and flees in panic
mfw
#21 - toguro (08/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'd rather slingshot water balloons filled with rice pudding; less sadistic true but equally satisfying knowing some might drip down into his engine and slathering everything.

More of a proper " **** you" in my opinion.
User avatar #11 - sinonyx (08/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
: Hammers & Floodlights : Foamy The Squirrel
#62 - the one and only ONLINE (08/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Here's a tip that works during day time, if someone is tailgating like really closely, flick your head lights on, it will make back lights turn on, thus tricking them that your brake lights are on, you know you've done it properly when they back off a little. done this so many times and have seen lots of people in my rear view mirror of just their expression in full panic and/or hitting the brakes.
#37 - hardongo ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
awesome
User avatar #46 - playerdous (08/23/2014) [-]
At highway speeds just use your windshield washers and they'll get a windshield full of runoff fluid, it'll shock/piss em off.
#82 - Yojimbo (08/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Pizza guy here, I tailgate people. Why? Because when you swerve out from some side street in a big hurry to be in front of me only to proceed to go 10 under the limit, I get a little impatient. So consider next time: Are you going slow because they are tailgating? Or are they tailgating because you are going slow? Tailgating is my way of saying
User avatar #85 to #82 - colonelblammo (08/23/2014) [-]
Dude in the picture there are two open lanes. The douche tail gating could easily pass the car. Your example is irrelevant.
#71 - santamansan (08/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**santamansan rolled image** tailgaters face when
**santamansan rolled image** tailgaters face when
#77 to #71 - lostxprophit ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
mfw seeing ur roll
mfw seeing ur roll
#89 - eddymolly ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Tailgating was recently promoted to a legal motoring offence in the UK.   
   
You can be fined on the spot and if they get really pushy can get points on your license.
Tailgating was recently promoted to a legal motoring offence in the UK.

You can be fined on the spot and if they get really pushy can get points on your license.
#80 - SteyrAUG (08/23/2014) [-]
All problems can be solved with firearms.
All problems can be solved with firearms.
User avatar #20 - jakeduck (08/23/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I don't really understand, is the car in the back tailgating or something? I'm a relatively new driver and don't want to piss people off.
User avatar #26 to #20 - smorejam (08/23/2014) [-]
Yeah the person in the back is tailgating, despite the extra lane spaces to the left, and practically nonexistent traffic.
It's generously considered a bad thing to do, since one could easily cause an accident just because there was little to no time to react to changes.
User avatar #90 - TwiztidNinja (08/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Why do cars tailgate motorbikes?
Any time i ride my bike i will have to spped to get away from some arse hole sitting 5 meters away from my back wheel.

Tempted to start carrying nuts and bolts in my pockets to throw over my shoulder.
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