In the Subway. . we sitting in subway, just me and two other people Hens out, start thinking about cdormt realize Ne been staring to the tits of same girl in fr
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In the Subway

we sitting in subway, just me and two other people
Hens out, start thinking about ****
cdormt realize Ne been staring to the tits of same girl in frint of me
boyfriend sitting next to her, aggin engaged
astards up "the **** are ynu faggot looking at?"
tthe guy is taller and far mere fit than I' ll ever be
she' s genna beat my ass
she starts walking to my seat
istant up in fear, struthers Ween and expressionless
starts acting up. as anytime I get ten Benin's
ffeel like throwing up at anytime
sboyfriend raises hand to push me
shut I' m en edge, without thinking I punch his mouth
she backs down two steps, takes hand to mouth
expression, he' s looking fer blend at his fingers
tthen turns to me, hatred curing in his eyes
genna die, gonna die, gonna die
wives a step forward and leeks readign punch my face
scarfy take it anymore, throw up
diesn' t anme normally
sit gees out of my mouth like a little hose, a stream, like sometimes happens with spit fer reason
acid hits douchebag boyfriend' s face
any falls to the ground, screaming his lungs out
makes a stop
met the **** out netheri
I still wonder what the girlfriend thought of me. Some neckbeard stared at her tits fer a good few minutes, and when her boyfriend protested, punched him in the face and then burned his face with acid hem his mouth, then goes nut walking of the subway
like nothing happened.
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Submitted: 02/24/2013
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User avatar #4 - sirbutterballs (02/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My god, the neckbeards are using their beta-ness as a weapon now. THEY ARE EVOLVING!
#21 - shadythomas (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #5 - lazylazarus (02/24/2013) [-]
OP is probably Reptile
#28 - sirbrentcoe (02/24/2013) [-]
*******					 REPTILE?
******* REPTILE?
#15 - myactualname (02/24/2013) [-]
This right here is why I internet....
This right here is why I internet....
#1 - johnturdell (02/24/2013) [-]
alpha as ****
#19 - felixjarl (02/24/2013) [-]
MY GOD! OP is a spacemarine with growth impairment.
#6 - derricktwo (02/24/2013) [-]
OP is the hero Gotham deserves.
OP is the hero Gotham deserves.
#33 - elyiia (02/25/2013) [-]
My first thought.
My first thought.
#8 - ataliania (02/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#11 - icamebuckets (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**icamebuckets rolled a random image posted in comment #3104452 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** Probably a boomer
#10 - punmeister (02/24/2013) [-]
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#25 - sillymoose (02/24/2013) [-]
Spit acid you say?
User avatar #24 - galaxyguy (02/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Probably figured Anon was a changeling, perhaps wondering where she'd find an oxygen tank or toolbox to robust him wth.
User avatar #22 - igfanforlife (02/24/2013) [-]
neckbeard used acid.
It was supereffective.
douchebag fainted.
#16 - saberreiter (02/24/2013) [-]
That ....... that was....... actually funny Oo!
User avatar #12 - coolcman (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i kinda wish when people are talking about subway they would say subway car of subway sandwich shop. i dont know why but i would of liked to know which he was talking about so i could paint a more vivid picture.
User avatar #9 - iizsimon (02/24/2013) [-]
god damn lol
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