The guy survived to post again. He got pissed that people kept saying he was a troll and eventually offered to mail it to anyone who would post their address. A bunch of fags posted hospitals and police stations until the op picked some random persons address.........which ended up being FBI Headquarters. If OP actually sent it, may god have mercy on him.
How long will it take to ship a package from Belgium to "935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535"?