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#1 - SnacksJr (07/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Sex stories? Ok here is mine!

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>mfw
#72 - KungFuZerO (07/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Be father
>slutty daughter
>I am disappoint
>Catch her about to **** two guys
>Lets them have sex, she could do worse
>Laugh my ass off when they pretend to be gay and kiss each other
User avatar #21 - mattyicy (07/09/2012) [+] (8 replies)
13??!!!! at 13!?!?!?
I was riding bikes and getting into trouble, not to much trouble, but trouble at the age of 13. I then met this guy who asked if i wanted to play baseball with him and his friends. (I didnt know how to play but I needed new friends) So i tried to play but i sucked they all made fun of me except for the guy who asked me to play. he was super cool. we then lost the only baseball over the neighbors fence. (big ******* dog in there) Saw tits at the pool and then got good at baseball. the end.

#117 - Digitalphear (07/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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>be 6 foot 10 linebacker for the local football team
>going out of town for vacation
>get to airport, realize I forgot passport
>get back home, see two kids in my daughters room
>begin to spout off my great ******** rage
>daughter jumps inbetween us
>says they're gay and their parents are unsupportive
>my ******** rage begins to calm
>introduce them to the rest of my family
>offer them cookies and Arnold Palmer
>go to kitchen
>take cookies
>rub cookies all over my big fat meaty ****** dick
>pour them Arnold Palmer
>masturbate into the cups
>bring delicious cock cookies and Arnold Semen back to them
>my ******* face when i've been feeding them cock cookies and Arnold Semen for 3 years
>my ******* face when Arnold Semen

#39 - xstrangebrewx (07/09/2012) [+] (12 replies)
#421 - xMasterofpuppetsx (07/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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>Be in college
>Meet cute southern girl, named Jean
>We met in class, exchanged smiles, and eventually she added me on FB
>We chat occasionally, nothing serious
>One day, i come home to my dorm, and her and my roommate Billy are making out on my couch
> I am hurt, because cute girls rarely talk to me
>Months pass, and i have to see her making out with my roommate Billy.
>I am devastated
>One night, i come home after a long shift, and she is crying
>Apparently her grandmother died, and Billy went out to grab some beers
>I console her, she gets close and tells me she has always liked me
>Raging boner initiated
>We start kissing, she gets closer
>As soon as i start unbuttoning her shirt, her boyfriend walks in
>all i can say is
>"Billy, Jean is not my lover"
#27 - nippuhl (07/09/2012) [+] (6 replies)
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I got a bunch of these...
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User avatar #181 - WootBoot ONLINE (07/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>be me, 18 years old
>still a virgin
>decent looking black chick i used to go to school with adds me on fb
>likes over 9000 of my pictures
>start conversation
>slut agrees to **** me after 10 minutes of talking
>pick her up in my car the next day
> ***** getting hot and heavy in the back seat
>start taking clothes off
>she stops, looks me in the eyes
>theres something you need to know
>what is it?
>before we do this....im gonna need about tree fiddy
>God damnit loch ness monster, I aint gonna give you no tree fiddy, get the **** out of my car
#60 - hickerydickery (07/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me.   
>Nothing happens at all.
>Be me.
>Nothing happens at all.
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#241 - ZakyNine (07/09/2012) [-]
>be 14
>surrounded by 2/10s to 5/10s all day
>play video games all day everyday
>Iregretnothing.gif
#197 - cameronward (07/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**cameronward rolled a random image posted in comment #6540247 at FJ Pony Thread ** dads face when he walks in
User avatar #424 - precision (07/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Be 16
>Best friend in the world
>IMO she was a 8/10
>In your guys she was prob a 2/10
>I have no standards
>Hang out with her at Relay for Life
>Overnight thing
>Go to the park make out for few minutes
>Earlier that day she got frosting on her cheek
>I licked it off
>Told me that turned her on
>She wanted me to finger her
>She also wanted to give me head
>There were kids around
>Didn't want kids lives to be ruined
>Denied it
>She admitted to me that she would've felt like a slut
>Saved her and her reputation
#113 - klondikemonster (07/09/2012) [-]
!!Hold on to your pants, kids!!!

>Be me, 16 years old
>Hand looks mighty pleasing
>You know how this ends.
#405 - ScottP (07/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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>Be 106 years old
>Wake up in a grave
>Gets boner
>Starts having sex with the worms in the casket
>Realizes that there are no tissues in the cookie jar
>MFW
User avatar #67 - captchakid (07/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Go onto funnyjunk
>Frontpage isnt bad.
>Funny posts everywhere.
>WTH funnyjunk, why are you so funny today?
okay seriously, why is funnyjunk actually funny today?
#342 - trezoned (07/09/2012) [+] (6 replies)
STORY TIMES!!!!!!!!!   
   
>Be Chillin' in Walmart   
>Hangin' around   
>Bitches walks up to me   
>Gave me that look   
>Fight over whose gets to have me   
>Sexy bitch wins   
>We go back to her crib   
>						*************					.jpg   
>She goes topless   
>I touch her boobs   
>She wraps my arms around her   
>She puts her shirt over me   
>MFW i'm her bra
STORY TIMES!!!!!!!!!

>Be Chillin' in Walmart
>Hangin' around
>Bitches walks up to me
>Gave me that look
>Fight over whose gets to have me
>Sexy bitch wins
>We go back to her crib
> ************* .jpg
>She goes topless
>I touch her boobs
>She wraps my arms around her
>She puts her shirt over me
>MFW i'm her bra
#106 - ishotthedeputy (07/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 10
>Life sucks. Parents ignore me, leave me with bitchy babysitter
>On top of it, I'm in love with this girl
>Nothing but doom and gloom up in my room
>Get these fish
>But in reality they are my odd parents, fairly odd parents
>Can't wish for love, though
>mfw
#50 - loulougia ONLINE (07/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
My turn:

>See an amazing 9,5/10 blonde at a party
>We go in her room, ******* amazing
>Her two hot friends enter the room at the same time
> **** yeah we start a foursome
>My life is amazing
>I wake up
>MFW I'm still a virgin
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