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What the **** is stickying?

Terrible tap experiences
she me
slate night
boner
peg
shankin like a monkey in a mange tree
aabout to cum
saet thrusters to maximum / erm/ e
langage warp speed
shear a noise
pearents gorilla wilt
seam stop
stee late
iexplore to my parents ******
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she me
slate night
changing out with married chick I know
away unexpectedly horny
sliten: lethos_ png
speekin like monkeys in a banana tree
aabout to cum
saet hips thrusting at maximum overdrive
langage transpire speed
shear a noise
sher sen tapping like a gorilla
seam stop
stee late
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street. orgasm_ ever-
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Submitted: 07/11/2014
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#7 - busket (07/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>Fapping   
>Couple sex tape   
>Girl giving oral   
>Getting close   
>Want to wait until they 						****					   
>Really close   
>Look away    
>Think of something to calm down   
>Tomatoes   
>Start lol'ing   
>Cum to mental image of tomatoes   
>wut
>Fapping
>Couple sex tape
>Girl giving oral
>Getting close
>Want to wait until they ****
>Really close
>Look away
>Think of something to calm down
>Tomatoes
>Start lol'ing
>Cum to mental image of tomatoes
>wut
#11 - mrnpc (07/12/2014) [+] (11 replies)
**mrnpc rolled image**
>Be me
>14
>in middle school
> teenager
>horny as ****
> fap at school multiple times a day
>feels good man
> in bathroom
>rocking it harder than Princess Kate's engagement ring
>Hot teacher comes to the door
> asks if im alright
>been out of class 7 minutes
> tell her I'm fine
> hears me grunting
>opens door
> oh **** oh **** oh ****
>sees me blow my load
>mfw
#17 - tiles (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Once, I masturbated in the school bathroom during class in 6th grade.   
I felt so dirty when I came back and sat down. That's why I did it again 3 days later.
Once, I masturbated in the school bathroom during class in 6th grade.
I felt so dirty when I came back and sat down. That's why I did it again 3 days later.
User avatar #1 - letrollzor (07/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
God do i hope this is true
#5 - dashgamer (07/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)
One time while my parents were staying at a fancy hotel we all decided to go swimming. I was just in the nascent stages of puberty and was overflowing with sexual energy that I didn't know what to do with, which entailed ordeals like hiding boners every time I got out of a car (bumpy rides), hiding boners every time a woman other than my mom was present, furtively looking at tits, etc.    
So while my parents decided to swim in the hotel's pool, I chilled in the jacuzzi with nothing to do when Mr. Dick decided to make an appearance. It's the most shameful thing I've ever done, but I started jerking it right there in the water with the hotel staff behind me and my parents over on one side of me. After about fifteen horrifying minutes of stroking and pausing to make sure I wasn't observed, I came in the water...    
I spent another hour in that jacuzzi.
One time while my parents were staying at a fancy hotel we all decided to go swimming. I was just in the nascent stages of puberty and was overflowing with sexual energy that I didn't know what to do with, which entailed ordeals like hiding boners every time I got out of a car (bumpy rides), hiding boners every time a woman other than my mom was present, furtively looking at tits, etc.
So while my parents decided to swim in the hotel's pool, I chilled in the jacuzzi with nothing to do when Mr. Dick decided to make an appearance. It's the most shameful thing I've ever done, but I started jerking it right there in the water with the hotel staff behind me and my parents over on one side of me. After about fifteen horrifying minutes of stroking and pausing to make sure I wasn't observed, I came in the water...
I spent another hour in that jacuzzi.
#10 - whatasickname (07/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I hate watching a porno and im about to splode and it zooms in on the guy's sweaty porny-stached face. total buzzkill for me.  but hey, if thats your thing, you do you man.
I hate watching a porno and im about to splode and it zooms in on the guy's sweaty porny-stached face. total buzzkill for me. but hey, if thats your thing, you do you man.
#9 - Epicgetguy ONLINE (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>7th Grade
>In Computer Class
>Drawing pictures in KidPix Only true ****** will understand how great this was.
>Hear something thumping several rows behind me
>Don't think anything of it.
>Class ends, go to next class
>Overhear a conversation in the middle of class
>Apparently, some kid jerked off in the back of the classroom without anyone really noticing and smeared his cum all over the school's computer

They didn't even bother cleaning it, I saw it being hauled away in the hall, so they just threw it away.
User avatar #26 - procrasturbate (07/12/2014) [-]
>Be me
>Be everyday
>Fap
>Go to sleep
#15 - catchphrase (07/12/2014) [-]
Mfw these stories
Mfw these stories
#28 - nighthawxx (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>be me a few months ago   
>going at it on the toilet in my house    
>decide to lift the lid up to get more comfortable    
>sit down and get back to business    
>after a few minutes I drop my phone (using it to look at porn)   
>mfw dick slides under toilet seat    
>mfw I sit back down by accident   
>mfw my dick is between the seat and the rim of the toilet
>be me a few months ago
>going at it on the toilet in my house
>decide to lift the lid up to get more comfortable
>sit down and get back to business
>after a few minutes I drop my phone (using it to look at porn)
>mfw dick slides under toilet seat
>mfw I sit back down by accident
>mfw my dick is between the seat and the rim of the toilet
#30 - ppheadbuttface (07/12/2014) [-]
>be me
>horny one night years ago
>go on /s/
>find hot milf thread
>beating it
>been up all day
>doze off mid fap
>wake up after a while
>hear something
>turn to see what it is
>father is standing right behind me
#44 - wilfredfanforever (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#39 - azsdcfbhnj (07/12/2014) [-]
>Be me
>22 years old and 320 pounds.
>Fapping to pony's as usual
>Mom walks in
>Not so bad because she knows i fap and can usually hear it, she turns on a fan to drown out the sound when i start
>Finish
>Mom reminds me to wash my hands
>Go to the bathroom
>Come out to see her looking at my Twilight Sparkle scat porn.
>Feel so embarrassed that only my Waifu can save me
>Shove hand into anus with the dexterity of an Olympic gymnast and rip out my Twilight Sparkle Plush
>"SAVE ME MY LOVE"
>Nothing happens
>Run past my mom and climb into my tree fort and cry for the rest of the night.
#22 - slenderize (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#2 - runescapewasgood (07/11/2014) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled image**
moms fw she finds out
#33 - mrlego (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
what does ITT mean..?
User avatar #35 to #33 - servantd ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I think it's "In This Thread"
#27 - tubbymeatball (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Once when I was fapping as soon as I was starting to finish an enormous cockroach fell onto my leg so I was simultaneously feeling extremely good from finishing but at the same time terrified from the big ass cockroach. It was one of my most exciting sexual adventures.
#8 - mybakpackhasjets (07/12/2014) [-]
Lost it at monkey in a mango tree
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