ITT: Bad Roommate Stories. found on /r9k/ who is the party man who is the party man indeed. rooms back from grocery shopping: planning on baking us a fantastic
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ITT: Bad Roommate Stories

found on /r9k/
who is the party man
who is the party man indeed

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rooms back from grocery shopping: planning on baking us a fantastic pizza while we some Tales of Symphonia later that night
tthere' s adie on the front door
tthe front door of our house
ego in anyway
mouse is quiet
pstart unloading groceries inthe kitchen
mead to the bathroom
oopen the door
shtanding at the kitchen sink. and wearing my roommate' s pink collared shirt and nothing else- is my girlfriend
tthe shirt is buttoned once in the middle, hermits are practically hanging out
yher eyes widen when she sees me: her mouth hangs open
comes bounding around the corner with a goddamned party hat over his erect cock and shouts "WHO' S THE PARTY MAN?"
We sees me and it' s like the air is sucked from his lungs: the words "party man" are released in a piggish squeal
tthe absurdity hits me all at once; I can' t even get mad. I start laughing on the spot
looks at me. horrified. We lock eyes and between hastens laughs I say "oh no, oh no. we' re done." and keep laughing.
with roommate another month out of convenience: we don' t play video games or eat dinner together anymore alter that
mes to his post:
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Submitted: 07/12/2012
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#1 - xxdrdevicexx (07/12/2012) [-]
**xxdrdevicexx rolled a random image posted in comment #108 at I have no idea what they're up to ** i am the party man
#2 - anonymous (07/12/2012) [-]
i dont understand why you dont get them back, id slap the bitch, and taken one of his fingers, pushing him for money before you move out or something.
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