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User avatar #25 - izzygirl ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
>Blessed with a bladder of steel
>don't have any stories of pissing self
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
#196 to #25 - gojeda (04/24/2013) [-]
I used to have a bladder of steel... But not since the accident.
User avatar #28 to #25 - vatra (04/23/2013) [-]
I challenge your bladder of steel to a duel against my bladder of diamond.
User avatar #95 to #28 - dmkstarstar (04/24/2013) [-]
After your challenge with him I want to challenge you with my steel coated diamond bladder!
User avatar #101 to #95 - vatra (04/24/2013) [-]
Her, izzyGIRL is a chick. Might take a day or two before I can accept your challenge.
User avatar #107 to #101 - dmkstarstar (04/24/2013) [-]
I know that but wait....
She really does have a bladder of steel!
User avatar #104 to #101 - izzygirl ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
A day or two?
**** , man, do you ever drink?
User avatar #110 to #104 - vatra (04/24/2013) [-]
I've been told I don't drink anywhere near enough haha, and even then I can hold it for over a day if necessary.
User avatar #116 to #110 - izzygirl ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
I feel I shouldn't have finished my drink now....
I don't drink enough either. Always have chapped lips because of it. Not a big deal.
User avatar #122 to #116 - vatra (04/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, my lips are always chapped too, haha.
#36 to #28 - dragonicangel (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh 						****					. Let's get this down. izzygirl and vatra, next time you have to piss, hold it for as long as you can then reply to this comment.
Oh **** . Let's get this down. izzygirl and vatra, next time you have to piss, hold it for as long as you can then reply to this comment.
#276 to #36 - izzygirl ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Well, I'd rather not go to a hockey game having to pee myself, so vatra has won this challenge.   
Congrats, bro!
Well, I'd rather not go to a hockey game having to pee myself, so vatra has won this challenge.
Congrats, bro!
User avatar #282 to #276 - dragonicangel (04/24/2013) [-]
Record it next time.
User avatar #278 to #276 - vatra (04/24/2013) [-]
Actually, you won hours ago, I just haven't been able to get on funnyjunk until now. When I woke up this morning I forgot about the challenge until I was basically finished going. Worst part is it was out of habit not necessity lol.
User avatar #287 to #278 - izzygirl ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I didn't even get sleep last night.
Perhaps one day we shall have this contest again.
User avatar #288 to #287 - vatra (04/25/2013) [-]
Indeed, I'm an insomniac, but I actually got about 5 hours of sleep last night, I was so disoriented when I woke up, totally worth it though!
User avatar #289 to #288 - izzygirl ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Congratulations on sleeping!
Hopefully I can get some myself.
User avatar #290 to #289 - vatra (04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, hopefully! I take it you are an insomniac too?
User avatar #291 to #290 - izzygirl ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Not really. But every now and then I can't sleep, no matter how tired I am. Happens once a week, at most.
User avatar #292 to #291 - vatra (04/25/2013) [-]
Hmm, that sounds like cyclical insomnia, only the cycle is ridiculously fast.
User avatar #293 to #292 - izzygirl ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
It sucks, man.
Every week I'm like "Yeah! Let's do this, brain. We know how sleeping goes, remember last night?"
User avatar #294 to #293 - vatra (04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't really get good sleep, those five hours I got last night was the best I've gotten in at least 3 years, normally I get like 2 or 3 hours a night, then get times where I don't get any.
User avatar #296 to #294 - izzygirl ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Well, I'm glad you got some sleep, man.
User avatar #297 to #296 - vatra (04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah haha. Some is better than none!
User avatar #281 to #278 - dragonicangel (04/24/2013) [-]
Eh, next time.
User avatar #84 to #36 - elcreepo (04/24/2013) [-]
K, kind of have to pee starting now.

My record is 37 hours without a single piss break (I was sleeping over another person's house and hate using the bathroom at other people's homes)
User avatar #85 to #84 - dragonicangel (04/24/2013) [-]
My record insofar has been just over 43 hours. See how long you can hold this piss.
User avatar #298 to #85 - elcreepo (04/25/2013) [-]
Had to let it go or risk pissing and ******** myself.

Consider my time to be over 24 hours, wasn't keeping it down to the second.
User avatar #299 to #298 - dragonicangel (04/25/2013) [-]
That's a good time. BEAT IT.
User avatar #54 to #36 - izzygirl ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
M'kay.
User avatar #57 to #54 - dragonicangel (04/23/2013) [-]
All right, report back to this comment or PM me. Same for you vatra.
User avatar #58 to #57 - vatra (04/23/2013) [-]
*decides I don't want to finish the rest of my drink*
User avatar #59 to #58 - dragonicangel (04/23/2013) [-]
Drink it up, NOW. Peace.
User avatar #37 to #36 - vatra (04/23/2013) [-]
The only issue with that is, how would anyone know we are telling the truth on our times?
User avatar #41 to #37 - dragonicangel (04/23/2013) [-]
Or, word of honor; you know, honor code.
User avatar #43 to #41 - vatra (04/23/2013) [-]
Fair enough, though this is pointless unless she participates as well.
User avatar #44 to #43 - dragonicangel (04/23/2013) [-]
True. izzygirl, get your ass online!
User avatar #40 to #37 - dragonicangel (04/23/2013) [-]
picture diary.
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