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User avatar #7 - icanhazrape
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(04/23/2013) [-]
>4th grade
>Taking a math test
>***** gotta take a piss
> Raise hand, tell teacher i need to go
> She says I have to wait till I've finished my test
>Kid next to me asks the same question not a second later than I
>He claims its an emergency
>Can't take test i have to pee so bad
>I'm just sitting there wiggling around and ****
>******* brilliant idea comes to mind
>I grab my ******* water bottle and dump it all over my dick
>At the same time I'm pissing myself right there in the classroom.
>Nobody knows the difference
>I leave that day punishment and piss free
>Teacher cleans up the water/piss mixture that's everywhere.
>It even soaked into carpet
>Last time Mrs.Cox messed with me
User avatar #186 to #7 - entertaining
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Who knew Mrs.Cox was such a dick

#89 to #7 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I have a pre-calc teacher named Miss Cox..
You Connectifag?
#50 to #7 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Nobody noticed the piss smell?
#20 to #7 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account**
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User avatar #16 to #7 - razerblazer
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(04/23/2013) [-]
oldish white lady with white hair?