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User avatar #6 - iforgetwhattosay (04/23/2013) [-]
>be in kindergarten
>have to piss with the power of a thousand Asians doing math
> raise my hand for a **** long time
>teacher reading book, not noticing me.
>starting to get to a crucial state
>moving around trying to get teachers attention
>still nothing
>piss goes everywhere
> teacher still notices nothing like a whore
>no one else has notices either
>sit in wet spot for 10 minutes or so
>recess starts, have to get up.
>worried i'll get caught
>children somehow don't realize it's me
>kid blames it on a girl
>teachers know by now of course
>get to go home
>able to go to the bathroom without asking now
>kids in class never knew it was me
>i regret nothing.
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