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#34 - VideotapeAxed (04/23/2013) [-]
>Be 11   
>On school trip to the beach.   
>Need to pee real bad. Teacher is being a bitch and won't let me, she says we have to walk on the beach.   
>Steep walk down cliffs. On the beach for at least an hour and a half. Running water everywhere.   
>Held pee in for the whole time.   
>Realised I can use my pelvic floor muscles to crush the penises of inferior men.   
>MFW
>Be 11
>On school trip to the beach.
>Need to pee real bad. Teacher is being a bitch and won't let me, she says we have to walk on the beach.
>Steep walk down cliffs. On the beach for at least an hour and a half. Running water everywhere.
>Held pee in for the whole time.
>Realised I can use my pelvic floor muscles to crush the penises of inferior men.
>MFW
User avatar #183 to #34 - azijay (04/24/2013) [-]
**** , we went on a field trip to the lake in forth grade and they wouldn't let me piss, so laid on a guardrail, squirmed like a bitch, and pissed myself.
Nobody gave a **** .
I sat in my piss-pants on the bus ride back for nearly an hour, then sat it in for the rest of the day until I got home.
I still don't know if nobody noticed or what, I don't remember getting any **** for it.
#45 to #34 - clinomania (04/23/2013) [-]
Not since the accident
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