#90565305 added by sirdickhousen at I wish I was as smart as him

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(04/23/2013)[-]

>18 in high school in photography class.
>need to unleash the cascade of a life time
>go to use restroom
>pretty shy when having to pee near other people idk
>no lunch period going on, bathrooms may be empty
>******* score, it was
>as soon as I unbuckle belt in stall, ******* custodian lady that was far behind me in hall walks in
>she farts, says "oh yeah"
>re buckle belt and slip away with pressure building inside like diet coke and mentos
>walk to another restroom
>hear girl sobbing like she's ******** out knives or something
>are you ******* kidding me@aol
>speed walk/clenching tighter than Kingler using vice grip
>reach third ******* rest room in this gigantic ******* town sized school
>epmty
>no middle aged women passing gas
>no girls trying to force a fetus out of them by yelling like a ******* super sayian
>relief of a life time
>get back to class
>missed entire lesson on vignettes
>worth it?
>**** yeah

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(04/24/2013)[-]

"@aol"

#100 to #12 - machobeasttwo

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(04/24/2013)[-]

All the janitors are Mexican in my school so I read that as "she farts, says "oh sí"

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(04/24/2013)[-]

I wouldn't say that. The guys in my school were borderline tumultuous when they were in the bathroom.

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(04/24/2013)[-]

I just completely avoid my schools bathrooms, filthier then a middle school bathroom. I'm not that bag a germaphobe but I simply refuse to go near those bathrooms, been this way so long that it's just automatic for me to only use the restroom after I get out of school, Never feel the need to during school. If that makes any sense.

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(04/24/2013)[-]

I can't poop in public restrooms, it just feels wrong. I prefer the sweet caressing feeling of pooping, sitting on my own toilet in my own bathroom.

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(04/24/2013)[-]

Possibly, I tend to get into random conversations like this a lot.

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(04/25/2013)[-]

Oh yea, I remember that.

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(04/24/2013)[-]

i hate and don't use public restrooms for the reasons you do, unless it's a dire emergency. It freaks me out to think that some weirdo in the next stall might be listening to me and judging what I do (in my defense there are some majorly weird kids in my school).

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(04/24/2013)[-]

You're not a lone. They did a study in the 70's. Many males have a hard time peeing with others around them. Don't worry bro, I'm the same way.

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(04/24/2013)[-]

I can definitely see where you're coming from, the only times I use public restrooms are on long road trips where I don't have much choice