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    #12 - imonamouse
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    (04/23/2013)[-]
    >18 in high school in photography class.
    >need to unleash the cascade of a life time
    >go to use restroom
    >pretty shy when having to pee near other people idk
    >no lunch period going on, bathrooms may be empty
    >******* score, it was
    >as soon as I unbuckle belt in stall, ******* custodian lady that was far behind me in hall walks in
    >she farts, says "oh yeah"
    >re buckle belt and slip away with pressure building inside like diet coke and mentos
    >walk to another restroom
    >hear girl sobbing like she's ******** out knives or something
    >are you ******* kidding me@aol
    >speed walk/clenching tighter than Kingler using vice grip
    >reach third ******* rest room in this gigantic ******* town sized school
    >epmty
    >no middle aged women passing gas
    >no girls trying to force a fetus out of them by yelling like a ******* super sayian
    >relief of a life time
    >get back to class
    >missed entire lesson on vignettes
    >worth it?
    >**** yeah
    #274 to #12 - personface
    Reply0
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    "@aol"
    "@aol"
    User avatar#100 to #12 - machobeasttwo
    Reply+9
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    All the janitors are Mexican in my school so I read that as "she farts, says "oh sí"
    #18 to #12 - sirdickhousen**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#86 to #18 - aerosol#333 on commentsRank#333
    Reply+1
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    I wouldn't say that. The guys in my school were borderline tumultuous when they were in the bathroom.
    User avatar#70 to #18 - asschwitz
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    (04/24/2013)[-]
    I just completely avoid my schools bathrooms, filthier then a middle school bathroom. I'm not that bag a germaphobe but I simply refuse to go near those bathrooms, been this way so long that it's just automatic for me to only use the restroom after I get out of school, Never feel the need to during school. If that makes any sense.
    #99 to #70 - sirdickhousen**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#121 to #99 - asschwitz
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    (04/24/2013)[-]
    I can't poop in public restrooms, it just feels wrong. I prefer the sweet caressing feeling of pooping, sitting on my own toilet in my own bathroom.
    #277 to #121 - sirdickhousen**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#280 to #277 - asschwitz
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    (04/24/2013)[-]
    Possibly, I tend to get into random conversations like this a lot.
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    User avatar#286 to #285 - asschwitz
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    (04/25/2013)[-]
    Oh yea, I remember that.
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    #80 to #70 - elcreepo
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    (04/24/2013)[-]
    i hate and don't use public restrooms for the reasons you do, unless it's a dire emergency. It freaks me out to think that some weirdo in the next stall might be listening to me and judging what I do (in my defense there are some majorly weird kids in my school).
    #148 to #80 - anon id: 992e7ad9
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    (04/24/2013)[-]
    You're not a lone. They did a study in the 70's. Many males have a hard time peeing with others around them. Don't worry bro, I'm the same way.
    User avatar#83 to #80 - asschwitz
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    (04/24/2013)[-]
    I can definitely see where you're coming from, the only times I use public restrooms are on long road trips where I don't have much choice
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