I quit. sorry if this has been posted here before but if you haven't read it it's a riot. I saw it on /b/ today. sucks and I' m quitting. First 100 posts will b
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I quit

sorry if this has been posted here before but if you haven't read it it's a riot. I saw it on /b/ today

******* sucks and I' m quitting. First 100 posts will be my resignation letter. The only rule is only one word
per post. Will deliver pictures alter 100 is reached.
Dear,
Lover
******
******
There
Dear lover ****** ,
We ****** there circumcision I sexy. BAZINGA, t. Itch ********* prolapse ************ quit
bitch. Estevan vasectomized resignation.
Therefore, i ham u. Hitherto ********** arousing *********** Soviets circumcision gooby.
****** . Le while scrotumcheeks bend over ****** . Slut- cannon. Words LOVE
OBAMA. Ponies! Also, Jews: -5 teats Schwarzenegger ********
entity. Anyways, lovingly ****** inside ''murica. Assbutt savage pseudonym ***** jamboree. I
have AIDS and sperm tentacles. Five pinkie because because alcoholic pepper ******* . Daughter
bonersoup castile? Boss scrumptious innuendo ****** ! Elegance pie. Schnauzer ******
friendship, THATSA/ . Literally *********** unto my sasquatch Platypus! Sucks onomatopoeic
****** it I. Incompetent yours truly, with *********** . Smells douche especially derailed
Guadalajara. Mephistopheles Japanimation magic sorry YHWH, Rapist **** was forcibly raped,
and indubitably Elton John' s scrotum- Dongle dicks Adana Rose. Rad hippocampus
pulchritudinous. and autistic strap- on child porn. Therefore, Newtown risk Qaeda
synergy. Implosion metal fluoride marinara sauce. Enlisted love parenthood.
Sincerely,
William (ye. . viii;
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#23 - harmonicanarchy (02/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"autistic strap-on child porn"
#18 - godofcorndog (02/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
boss's face when
boss's face when
#59 - yofutofu (02/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"autistic strap-on child porn"
#10 - futurella (02/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Some parts are quite neat - "Therefore, I heat u" or "Rapist **** was forcibly raped".
I wish we could see employer's response.
#68 - nonamemeant (02/23/2013) [-]
"Dear lover ****** ," Best opening line of all time
User avatar #75 - blokrokker ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
The best part is that this is almost coherent at parts.
#8 - fuckingyourbuffalo (02/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Out of the 100 words, 10 of them were " ****** " (or contained " ****** "). That letter was 10% ****** .
#9 - voltjr (02/23/2013) [-]
I can't help but wonder what the guys who received this letter thougt.
I can't help but wonder what the guys who received this letter thougt.
User avatar #48 - Sivad (02/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Literally ********** unto my sasquatch playpus"... all of my wut
#80 - semilunarknight (02/23/2013) [-]
"Fellated love parenthood"   
My sides...make it stop
"Fellated love parenthood"
My sides...make it stop
#12 - whenallelsefails (02/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I literally laughed out load, thank you :')
I literally laughed out load, thank you :')
#70 - Ajracer (02/23/2013) [-]
*******					 lost it at "sperm tentacles"
******* lost it at "sperm tentacles"
#267 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]
<--- His boss reading his resignation letter.
<--- His boss reading his resignation letter.
User avatar #231 - TheBanana (02/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
4chan seems to like the word ****** ...
#235 to #231 - lonelyking (02/24/2013) [-]
Someone's obviously never been on 4chan.
#228 - gaaybacon (02/24/2013) [-]
this is probably the best thing i've seen posted in long time. Even if the guy didn't actually send it this was hilarious
this is probably the best thing i've seen posted in long time. Even if the guy didn't actually send it this was hilarious
#166 - murderouswaffle (02/24/2013) [-]
MFW "literally ********** unto my sasquatch platypus"
#31 - graknab (02/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A few weeks ago I saw a thread asking to write a letter to requesting EA to make a sequel to Battlefield 2143, one letter at a time
#238 - jdistasio (02/24/2013) [-]
This is full of amazingness
This is full of amazingness
#233 - tkdftw (02/24/2013) [-]
Lost it at "I have AIDs and sperm tentacles".
User avatar #52 - themastertroller (02/23/2013) [-]
>because alcoholic pepper *******
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