I quit. sorry if this has been posted here before but if you haven't read it it's a riot. I saw it on /b/ today. fucking sucks and I' m quitting. First 100 posts will be my resignation letter. The only rule is only one word per post. Will deliver pictures alter 100 is reached. Dear, Lover nigger nigger There Dear lover nigger, We nigger there circumcision I sexy. BAZINGA, t. Itch niggardly prolapse niggerfaggot quit bitch. Estevan vasectomized
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I quit

sorry if this has been posted here before but if you haven't read it it's a riot. I saw it on /b/ today

fucking sucks and I' m quitting. First 100 posts will be my resignation letter. The only rule is only one word
per post. Will deliver pictures alter 100 is reached.
Dear,
Lover
nigger
nigger
There
Dear lover nigger,
We nigger there circumcision I sexy. BAZINGA, t. Itch niggardly prolapse niggerfaggot quit
bitch. Estevan vasectomized resignation.
Therefore, i ham u. Hitherto pedophiles arousing cocksucking Soviets circumcision gooby.
NIGGER. Le while scrotumcheeks bend over nigger. Slut- cannon. Words LOVE
OBAMA. Ponies! Also, Jews: -5 teats Schwarzenegger shemales
entity. Anyways, lovingly nigger inside ''murica. Assbutt savage pseudonym kikes jamboree. I
have AIDS and sperm tentacles. Five pinkie because because alcoholic pepper niggers. Daughter
bonersoup castile? Boss scrumptious innuendo vagina! Elegance pie. Schnauzer nigger
friendship, THATSA/ . Literally shitslapper unto my sasquatch Platypus! Sucks onomatopoeic
nigger it I. Incompetent yours truly, with cunnilingus. Smells douche especially derailed
Guadalajara. Mephistopheles Japanimation magic sorry YHWH, Rapist fuck was forcibly raped,
and indubitably Elton John' s scrotum- Dongle dicks Adana Rose. Rad hippocampus
pulchritudinous. and autistic strap- on child porn. Therefore, Newtown risk Qaeda
synergy. Implosion metal fluoride marinara sauce. Enlisted love parenthood.
Sincerely,
William (ye. . viii;
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#23 - harmonicanarchy (02/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"autistic strap-on child porn"
#18 - godofcorndog (02/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
boss's face when
boss's face when
#59 - yofutofu ONLINE (02/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"autistic strap-on child porn"
#10 - futurella ONLINE (02/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Some parts are quite neat - "Therefore, I heat u" or "Rapist fuck was forcibly raped".
I wish we could see employer's response.
#68 - nonamemeant (02/23/2013) [-]
"Dear lover nigger," Best opening line of all time
User avatar #75 - blokrokker ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
The best part is that this is almost coherent at parts.
#8 - fuckingyourbuffalo (02/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Out of the 100 words, 10 of them were "nigger" (or contained "nigger"). That letter was 10% nigger.
#9 - voltjr (02/23/2013) [-]
I can't help but wonder what the guys who received this letter thougt.
I can't help but wonder what the guys who received this letter thougt.
#80 - semilunarknight (02/23/2013) [-]
"Fellated love parenthood"   
My sides...make it stop
"Fellated love parenthood"
My sides...make it stop
User avatar #48 - Sivad (02/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Literally shitzipper unto my sasquatch playpus"... all of my wut
#12 - whenallelsefails (02/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I literally laughed out load, thank you :')
I literally laughed out load, thank you :')
#70 - Ajracer (02/23/2013) [-]
Fucking lost it at "sperm tentacles"
Fucking lost it at "sperm tentacles"
#228 - gaaybacon (02/24/2013) [-]
this is probably the best thing i've seen posted in long time. Even if the guy didn't actually send it this was hilarious
this is probably the best thing i've seen posted in long time. Even if the guy didn't actually send it this was hilarious
#166 - murderouswaffle (02/24/2013) [-]
MFW "literally shitzipper unto my sasquatch platypus"
#31 - graknab (02/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A few weeks ago I saw a thread asking to write a letter to requesting EA to make a sequel to Battlefield 2143, one letter at a time
#267 - eclecticparadigm (02/24/2013) [-]
<--- His boss reading his resignation letter.
<--- His boss reading his resignation letter.
#238 - jdistasio (02/24/2013) [-]
This is full of amazingness
This is full of amazingness
#233 - tkdftw (02/24/2013) [-]
Lost it at "I have AIDs and sperm tentacles".
User avatar #52 - themastertroller ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
>because alcoholic pepper niggers
User avatar #244 - XxNearliekbaconxX (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Rapist fuck was horribly raped."

Lolololololol.
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