I present you... Alpha King. There can be only one Alpha King, and his name is Jimmy Cuntdestroyer XII . . . This content is not mine..
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I present you... Alpha King

There can be only one Alpha King, and his name is Jimmy Cuntdestroyer XII . . .
This content is not mine.

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User avatar #49 - xenoquack (03/03/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Haha, this content.
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User avatar #50 to #49 - xenoquack (03/03/2013) [-]
Oops. Haha. That was my friend.
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#1 - golbot ONLINE (03/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
summon the fail whale
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#2 to #1 - greycircus (03/03/2013) [-]
Summon completed
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#3 - oodlesandoodles (03/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That was...painful to read. I don't even have a proper response or reaction image for that kind of fail
That was...painful to read.

I don't even have a proper response or reaction image for that kind of fail
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#9 - mattdoggy (03/03/2013) [-]
Now he can go complain about how he is in the friendzone and how she is a stuck up whore
Now he can go complain about how he is in the friendzone and how she is a stuck up whore
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#6 - drewbridge (03/03/2013) [-]
Reading this was like watching a puppy fall into a meat grinder.
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#104 - kurd (03/04/2013) [-]
OP's face right before talking to the girl. "Ok let's do this"
OP's face right before talking to the girl.



"Ok let's do this"
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#17 - davvi (03/03/2013) [+] (20 replies)
..and the usual beta dump
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#138 - mikeymikee (03/04/2013) [-]
I could feel my stomach twisting from the awkwardness

Damn Jimmy, get your shit together
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User avatar #79 - FizzleFazzle (03/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"Dang it, friend zoned again!! Why dont girls like the nice guy"
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#142 - puccypirateisback (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
should have gave her the "old lickaroo"
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#325 - greenthegunstar ONLINE (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hey, wait a minute...

This guy isn't alpha. This guy isn't alpha at all. If anything, this guy is emitting gamma radiation.
You lied to me, OP. Eat a dick.


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#4 - masri (03/03/2013) [-]
lol, haha
lol, haha
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#127 - fuperbooper (03/04/2013) [-]
"lol haha""lol haha""LOL HAHA"
"lol haha""lol haha""LOL HAHA"
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#46 - mattossie (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
oh haha
That was my other friend
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#141 - JimiHendrix (03/04/2013) [-]
This guys social skills are off the charts
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#130 - thedarkestrogue (03/04/2013) [-]
The spaghetti i strong with this one.
The spaghetti i strong with this one.
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#66 - latinotornado ONLINE (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I bet he bitches about the 'friendzone' too
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User avatar #195 - billysmall (03/04/2013) [-]
I can literally feel the beta waves flowing through my computer screen.
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User avatar #103 - TheHutchie (03/04/2013) [-]
Every single word. Every single one was more transparent than a freshly Windexed patio glass door.

That was cringeworthy.
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