I'm Jesus Fucking Christ. . vbe in Sth grade Reeally enraged at everything. alcoholic we L) that day vbe in science class thinks he can with me and ruin my high
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I'm Jesus Fucking Christ

vbe in Sth grade
Reeally enraged at everything. alcoholic
we L) that day
vbe in science class
thinks he can **** with me and ruin my high
up chair
sheep hitting him
to break it up
TM JESUS ******* CHRIST"
Sshole class turns en me
emfa I took en the whole class
Finally, everione stopped attacking me and in the mean time a group of students ran to the office
ceas cemo in
smite ( me
e TM JESUS ******* CHRIST"
WCC
Heel nothing
two officers are afraid to approach me at all now, probably thinking a gun wouldnt kill me
Duhrew **** at officers
call in the ******* swat team
bl fight them off, get tasted and CC' ed several times
enraged
S hours( When the L) were off) to even touch me
bl pass out
up in hospital
materail
bl am new banned from public schema in Arizona
...
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Submitted: 04/25/2013
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#1 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>8th grade
>Alcoholic

Lol, Monster energy drinks aren't alcohol, kiddo
User avatar #4 - Lambda (04/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
8th grade, ******* with DXM?
Also, DXM is a psychedelic. There's no way it would make you invincible like that.
User avatar #5 to #4 - iamkagji (04/26/2013) [-]
I think that's the point
User avatar #9 - kodex (04/26/2013) [-]
So this is why Ted Bundy was so ****** up...
#8 - suddenlypotatoes (04/26/2013) [-]
I'd like to see the article on this,
User avatar #7 - breakfastskippa (04/26/2013) [-]
>Sipped daddys beer once
>Alcoholic
#3 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
dxm is just cough syrup, you don't even get that high, you would have to do pcp to be invincible like described....... ******* summerfag
#13 - oprahnoodlemantra (04/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"OC doesn't work"   
LOL OKAY OP   
   
My husband got sprayed with that in training course (Air Force), came home red-eyed and basically blind for the rest of the day.
"OC doesn't work"
LOL OKAY OP

My husband got sprayed with that in training course (Air Force), came home red-eyed and basically blind for the rest of the day.
User avatar #12 - sXeknockout (04/27/2013) [-]
Damn why didn't they show this on the local news.
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#2 - srhkid (04/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Doubt
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