I love happy endings. . File: ks, seems, ) This happened a few years ago, Ijust wanted to share we me shave random idea to prank call sameone forthe first time
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I love happy endings

File: ks, seems, )
This happened a few years ago, Ijust wanted to share
we me
shave random idea to prank call sameone forthe first time in my life
suecide to be original and craft my ewn call
minutes go by
mick sameone random in phone book
mall
agirl picks up, maybe thirteen
Hello?"
mile: "Is this the Suicide Hotline?"
Uh, this is the Smith household."
mil: " **** I CANT DC) ANYTHING ."
meld phone upto computer, play gunshot sound effect
phone, leave it effete heck
HS: (OH MY (EDD, DAD! DAD JUST SHOT THEMSELVES!
sshe starts crying, runs away
asking harte calm down and explain
kl assume she does, all I can hear is sobbing
mad starts freaking out
mad tries to calm her down
ssays something along the lines of "We' ll be okay, at least it wasn' t sameone we know."
sshe gets angry, screams something like "HOW CAN TDD SAY THAT?", walks eff.
mad sits down by phone, starts weeping
Eel hang upthe phone.
I have permanently scarred a family
I have strained and may have broken the loving relationship between father and daughter
daughter is probably in therapy right new
And that was the last time I ever prank called someone.
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User avatar #1 - woodenalligator (01/04/2014) [+] (20 replies)
Totally should try, except with real gun and death instead of sound effects.
User avatar #2 to #1 - buzzbomb (01/04/2014) [-]
Let me know how that turns out after you try it.
#10 - vandettamask (01/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
4chan dump
#13 - vandettamask (01/04/2014) [-]
Brilliance
#12 - vandettamask (01/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
This one is in particular genious
#27 - include (01/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#26 - WhereMehSammich (01/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#17 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#22 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#11 - vandettamask (01/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#20 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#19 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#53 - holyfool (01/05/2014) [-]
>13 yo girl picks up   
>Continues prank
>13 yo girl picks up
>Continues prank
#62 - nortledrones (01/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This image has expired
or
Or
OR
You call back and say it was a prank and you're sorry through a private number.
#42 - ottox (01/05/2014) [-]
damn it, i thought we all agreed never to be creative again
#94 - wontforget (01/05/2014) [-]
i love when greentexts take over the comments, so I'll contribute
#59 - seymourtets (01/05/2014) [-]
i remember seeing this greentext, and then i did it to my ex. when she didn't fall for it, me and my friends went out and **** on her lawn.

that was a fun birthday
#58 - jonathankitty (01/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Seriously? Can you be that cold hearted to some young girl that picks up the phone?! You may have just made her scarred for life, she might even have nightmares and therapy because of this.
Seriously? Can you be that cold hearted to some young girl that picks up the phone?! You may have just made her scarred for life, she might even have nightmares and therapy because of this.
User avatar #67 to #58 - Cartouk (01/05/2014) [-]
That was kinda the point, I ******* laughed for like 10 minutes at this
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