I love happy endings. . File: ks, seems, ) This happened a few years ago, Ijust wanted to share we me shave random idea to prank call sameone forthe first time  I love happy endings File: ks seems ) This happened a few years ago Ijust wanted to share we me shave random idea prank call sameone forthe first time
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I love happy endings

File: ks, seems, )
This happened a few years ago, Ijust wanted to share
we me
shave random idea to prank call sameone forthe first time in my life
suecide to be original and craft my ewn call
minutes go by
mick sameone random in phone book
mall
agirl picks up, maybe thirteen
Hello?"
mile: "Is this the Suicide Hotline?"
Uh, this is the Smith household."
mil: "FUCK I CANT DC) ANYTHING ."
meld phone upto computer, play gunshot sound effect
phone, leave it effete heck
HS: (OH MY (EDD, DAD! DAD JUST SHOT THEMSELVES!
sshe starts crying, runs away
asking harte calm down and explain
kl assume she does, all I can hear is sobbing
mad starts freaking out
mad tries to calm her down
ssays something along the lines of "We' ll be okay, at least it wasn' t sameone we know."
sshe gets angry, screams something like "HOW CAN TDD SAY THAT?", walks eff.
mad sits down by phone, starts weeping
Eel hang upthe phone.
I have permanently scarred a family
I have strained and may have broken the loving relationship between father and daughter
daughter is probably in therapy right new
And that was the last time I ever prank called someone.
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Views: 40968 Submitted: 01/04/2014