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I bet the jews did this

File: 51 -( 4 , 184x1 84, 138794387345378, jpg)
we in a train station
wwait for a train
women walk in
mo gossips and talk about all the trash *****
spuddenly talk about rape
shave to cover my mouth as soon as the word 'rape' comes out to not laugh
handle this **** it' s too funny to listen to them talking about rape
mood idea, get a phone and pretend i got a phone call
to be talking to somebody on the phone about something funny
blaugh freely
tthey look at me because i laugh at almost every time they say a single ****
may to my phone "that' s really funny, david. so, what happened alter that, bro?"
oi know i' m terrible at acting
spuddenly they talk about Rapex
ait' s like a ******* spiky inside condom that a retarded feminist invented to prevent rape
ooh **** i almost drop my phone
tthey look at me again because i laughed too loud as soon as they say 'Rapex
fob jesus, david, you' re killing me"
tthink ijust dodged a bullet
******* david calls me
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Submitted: 03/31/2014
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#2 - yodaiam (04/01/2014) [+] (41 replies)
**yodaiam rolled image** no words
#15 - leobreacker (04/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Davids face when he finds out what happened.
Davids face when he finds out what happened.
#6 - wedgie (04/01/2014) [+] (7 replies)
turn the condom inside out to make things a little more exciting
turn the condom inside out to make things a little more exciting
#37 - deezknuts (04/01/2014) [+] (16 replies)
>it's too funny to listen to them talk about rape   
   
i mean were they telling rape jokes? or was it just a normal discussion about rape?   
   
Because if it was rape jokes i understand, but if it's just them talking about rape that's really weird.
>it's too funny to listen to them talk about rape

i mean were they telling rape jokes? or was it just a normal discussion about rape?

Because if it was rape jokes i understand, but if it's just them talking about rape that's really weird.
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User avatar #10 to #5 - lubricant (04/01/2014) [-]
It does for people without friends
#62 - demfeels (04/01/2014) [-]
**demfeels rolled image** Mfw rape
#65 - kcwsooners (04/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**kcwsooners rolled image**
Who I rape.
#70 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [+] (20 replies)
RapeX was made in South Africa to help in the large ammount of rape that happens in their country

If someone tries to have sex with a woman wearing this, the teeth dig in as he tries t pull out, leaving the condom, and the only way to get it removed is by surgery

This is actually a clever idea
#85 to #70 - russianbro (04/01/2014) [-]
and then the chick gets brutally murdered out of a pain induced rage

But hey
That prevented the rape right?
#4 - batmanbeyonddgrave (04/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
that title
that title
#92 - dontknowmeatall (04/01/2014) [+] (13 replies)
RapeX is the most retarded thing in the world. The whole concept is idiotic:   
   
1.- It requires you to wear it at all times. That means you put it on and off every day. To get that on your mindset you probably were already raped or you're just a paranoid bitch.   
2.- It requires the rapist to not look down and notice the cunt he's about to 						****					 has shark teeth on it.   
3.- It works by hooking onto the penis (ouch) and not letting it go. That means the victim is stuck with the rapist until medical care is provided.   
4.- It operates by the idea that a rapist in pain will not become violent. You 						*******					 put hooks on his penis, what do you expect he to do, spoon with you and accept his fate?   
5.- It does not protect from anal rape, which I don't know the statistics but I'm pretty sure it's about 50% of rape.   
6.- Everybody knows it exist. Including rapists.   
7.- Let's assume everything went as expected and none of the problems above happened. The victim has now to get to her phone, call 911, get the cops and an ambulance to escort them to the hospital, see her naked and surgically remove the device. This might take hours not to mention half the town finding out.   
   
Honestly, I think rape is less problematic than a RapeX.
RapeX is the most retarded thing in the world. The whole concept is idiotic:

1.- It requires you to wear it at all times. That means you put it on and off every day. To get that on your mindset you probably were already raped or you're just a paranoid bitch.
2.- It requires the rapist to not look down and notice the cunt he's about to **** has shark teeth on it.
3.- It works by hooking onto the penis (ouch) and not letting it go. That means the victim is stuck with the rapist until medical care is provided.
4.- It operates by the idea that a rapist in pain will not become violent. You ******* put hooks on his penis, what do you expect he to do, spoon with you and accept his fate?
5.- It does not protect from anal rape, which I don't know the statistics but I'm pretty sure it's about 50% of rape.
6.- Everybody knows it exist. Including rapists.
7.- Let's assume everything went as expected and none of the problems above happened. The victim has now to get to her phone, call 911, get the cops and an ambulance to escort them to the hospital, see her naked and surgically remove the device. This might take hours not to mention half the town finding out.

Honestly, I think rape is less problematic than a RapeX.
#106 to #92 - sierramistfourteen (04/01/2014) [-]
I don't agree with everything that you say   
and I respect that   
but the device was made for women in 3rd world countries where rape is very common    
the device is stuck onto the man but comes out of the woman (kinda like a female condom int he sense that you can pull it out)   
the man will probably get violent but probably will be in enough pain that the victim could run away    
Rape is a very touchy subject that is really hard to talk about because both sides make good arguments.... not all women who scream rape are in it to sue the man... and not all men who have sex with a (willing) girl, raped her.
I don't agree with everything that you say
and I respect that
but the device was made for women in 3rd world countries where rape is very common
the device is stuck onto the man but comes out of the woman (kinda like a female condom int he sense that you can pull it out)
the man will probably get violent but probably will be in enough pain that the victim could run away
Rape is a very touchy subject that is really hard to talk about because both sides make good arguments.... not all women who scream rape are in it to sue the man... and not all men who have sex with a (willing) girl, raped her.

#119 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
What's so funny about rape?
Sure, rape jokes, maybe.
But they're just discussing rape.
I...I don't get it.
#128 to #126 - monkeyheadbsc (04/01/2014) [-]
The given content doesn't support that assumtion in any way whatsoever.
User avatar #86 - poppies (04/01/2014) [+] (6 replies)
RapeX is mostly for women in Afirca where in some countries 1/6 women get raped in their lifetime. So yeah it's not really that hilarious.
#134 - nasesse (04/01/2014) [-]
**nasesse rolled image** Davids FW
**nasesse rolled image** Davids FW
#71 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/01/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I can see how the RapeX would be bad.
>Meet guy
>fall in love with him
>want to do the dew with him
>have the RapeX already on
>forget about it
>The night comes
>Guy goes trough so much pain
>Guy hates girl for rest of existence
RapeX ruins relationships.
User avatar #76 to #71 - dederplaol (04/01/2014) [-]
I told my feminist friend this "but what if she forgets to remove it and he just rams his pedonkastick in there.. Then she's guilty of ******* mutilating the guy" "no.. It's HIS fault for shoving his dick in there" "how is it his fault?" "because he was going to rape her"
>feminazurm<3
#8 - jasonseagull (04/01/2014) [-]
Oh my god that was ******* gold
#12 - marlton (04/01/2014) [-]
&quot;Sorry David, my call must have dropped&quot;   
It's as simple as that
"Sorry David, my call must have dropped"
It's as simple as that
#116 - cookiel (04/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**cookiel rolled image** MFW my name is david
**cookiel rolled image** MFW my name is david
#101 - monsieurhonkhonk (04/01/2014) [-]
**monsieurhonkhonk rolled image** MFW rape
#143 - jokexplainplz (04/01/2014) [+] (9 replies)
jokexplain plz
User avatar #153 to #143 - clavatninenine (04/01/2014) [-]
You're not getting -400.
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