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So /k/, what would hypothetically happen ifyou potentially maybe swallowed a depleted uranium bullet while drunk? Would such a person need any sort of
medical assistance?
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LI Anonymous (/ 14( Sat) 12: 38: 56 F
Goddammit/
Foo will die of radiation sickness.
jesus christ dude get it together kkg of natural uranium emits about 3 of radiation our second- DU is H: -t heavier than lead. so I' m guessing your DU bullet weighs around we ms. DU is tita% " radioactives as natural
uranium
Ll An _ (/ 14( Sat) F Add all that up. and assuming it spent 6 hours inside your body, that' s. -.
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Normally you' d commere that to rem. accounting for the fact that meal of it will be alpha decay, with some secondary beta_ and than cont]: -are that against the fact that almost none om would make it
Ell: . past your skin. bat since you' ingested rt, soaked up every last bit of it.
It' s the kid swallowing a
Egg thre ad all over again Any time now you' ll start having digestive problems and pain as your epithelial gut cells start dying, and use violently vomiting- feeling faint etc- It' ll all go may within a day or so- that you' ll have
anywhere from a few days to a week before you stand to bleed hem every orifice, your skin starts to disintegrate and you suffer organ failure.
All ofthis can be rerterderd if you get to a hospital. Otherwise, been nice knowing you.
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***** sake man, just how drunk are you? So, / ids, what did we learn
today?
Last night, drunk
Don' t swallow radioactive ****
So, here' s the whole story: RIP in peace O?
tthere' s some sort of stalker meetup He died so others may learn.
ego there in my freedom parka
kids sitting in gas masks and talking about clear sky was **** welp, the zone claims another we it seems.
mair
to get drunk
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awhile he brags about it. being the coolest kid. i go forthe last Dbl bottle
tthere are no Dbl in the store
tthere are only IL left
i ain' t coming back sober
mot even more drunk
meme backto the party
squeaking gibberish i drawsomething like "i am the "
oi take the bullet from the kid and proceed to swallow it
Just drink some more, and take , you' ll be fine, and if you don' t you should
lead the quicksave
LI Anonymous (/ 14( Sat) 13: 55: 58 F
As a Blair, I grant OP the title of Honorary Blair.
arm the coolest haythere LI Anonymous (/ 14( Sat) 13: 56: 31 F
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Swear to God I bought this for my girlfriend once.
LI Anonymous (/ 14( Sat) 13: 43: 38 F
It is . It is not dangerous unless you eat it or something, but no one would do that, right?
LI Anonymous (/ 14( Sat) 13: F
OP: OP right now
Truly the most Stalker who ever stalked.
May he find hilarity in the Eons.
LI Anonymous (/ 14( Sat) 14: 00: 08 F
OP is his way to the right now
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User avatar #2 - subjectesixseven ONLINE (07/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**** man, I JUST bought clear sky like, not even an hour ago.... its the first one in the series ive ever played...
#6 - beerbeerbeer (07/24/2014) [-]
I saw this thread. "Soviet-tier drunk" is my new favourite expression. Also that Polish dude had apparently managed to puke up the bullet along with his own toenails and last years christmas dinner, hehehe.
I saw this thread. "Soviet-tier drunk" is my new favourite expression. Also that Polish dude had apparently managed to puke up the bullet along with his own toenails and last years christmas dinner, hehehe.
#5 - jamieswhiteshirt (07/24/2014) [-]
Just use some Rad-away
User avatar #4 - arziben (07/24/2014) [-]
worth the read
User avatar #1 - isolovegames (07/23/2014) [-]
Oh god I lol'd
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