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I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

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I / CE/ 14( Sat) 09: 12 No. 14421216
dies
awe inherent her house
sshe always used to tell us she heard stuff at night and outside
ddidnt really believe in ghosts er anything at the time SC) whatever
ffirst night at the new house hear same footsteps in the driveway
arun outside with my pistol
******** in the middle ofthe driveway is a container of unripened i cant believe its not butter
tthink it must' fallen out during whoniverse were unloading groceries er something
rah well
enext night
shear same commotion outside in the driveway
when up my blinds a bit and see container ofi cant believe its not butter
arun outside quickly and search the area
Hind nothing
tthis continues for about 2 weeks
awe eventually mew out ofthe house because ofthis.
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Submitted: 05/05/2014
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User avatar #18 - sirkanesixtytwo ONLINE (05/06/2014) [+] (8 replies)
WHAT THE **** , It's free butter you tard.
#19 to #18 - itsbendingtime (05/06/2014) [-]
but it's not butter
User avatar #5 - mchoul (05/06/2014) [+] (30 replies)
I hear footsteps outside,
QUICK GRAB THE PISTOL!
'Merica
User avatar #12 to #5 - imakejewburgers (05/06/2014) [-]
What the hell is wrong with that. If someone's dicking around in my driveway late at night, it seems like a reasonable assumption that they are not there for legitimate reasons and so protection would be better.
#3 - vigilum (05/05/2014) [-]
#33 - watermelloon (05/06/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Its not that ******* hard to crop it out.
#35 to #33 - dildodude (05/06/2014) [-]
Yeah coz that's what matters
Yeah coz that's what matters
User avatar #83 - Ottovan (05/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Holy **** this is golden.

Who in the **** gets it in their mind to place a container of I can't believe it's not butter in someone's driveway every single night?

My God, I've wasted my potential...
#93 - XxElJuegoxX (05/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You moved out because someone was leaving you free not-butter?
User avatar #42 - icewraith (05/06/2014) [+] (22 replies)
What the **** kind of name is "I can't believe it's not butter'?
Is that the ameritard way of saying margarine?
#55 to #42 - sunnyday (05/06/2014) [-]
No, because that stuff is sold in the UK too. The name is to say that it tastes just like butter, but it's margarine so it has less fat.

Stop being ******* stupid.
#57 - Nerdcrazy (05/06/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>we inherent her house
>inherent
what
#68 to #57 - vexaton (05/06/2014) [-]
Made this just for you.
#1 - finblob (05/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
probably ******** but still god damn funny
#65 - marioisbestpony (05/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
If it's not butter, is it Mario?
#90 to #77 - marioisbestpony (05/06/2014) [-]
Well, aren't you a ray of sunshine
#100 - keybladewarrior (05/06/2014) [-]
This is what happens when you don't believe it.
#98 - helpmedudes (05/06/2014) [-]
"I can't believe it's not haunted!"
"I can't believe it's not haunted!"
User avatar #9 - cupcakescankill (05/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
But why

free butter yo
User avatar #14 - imabeagoodguy (05/06/2014) [+] (6 replies)
But dude free **** for 2 weeks
#102 - technobanana (05/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
We once had someone repeatedly pudding fully grown vegetables in our veg patch... wake up in the morning look outside.. 5 leaks in the ground... carried on for like 2 weeks then stopped... kinda creepy
We once had someone repeatedly pudding fully grown vegetables in our veg patch... wake up in the morning look outside.. 5 leaks in the ground... carried on for like 2 weeks then stopped... kinda creepy
#101 - gux (05/06/2014) [-]
#39 - nargogh (05/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
B-but it's free butter. What's to not like?
#40 to #39 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [-]
Believe it or not, it's not butter.
User avatar #64 - juandaniel (05/06/2014) [-]
Nice Post after a post containing nothing but 2 sentence horror stories...
User avatar #23 - xXFairyXx (05/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Why not just set up a security camera?
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