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Huge metal fan

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Something great happened to me today/ h/
mugs metal fan
pin high school still
plinth class
10 girl sits next to me
starns me en SC) much
pshe ' t notice me though
ttry really hard to impress her
pshe' s SC) hot
pleather passing back last weeks test
ever at me
potarts smiling and playing with her hair
pim spinning
pi ean' t handle it
ever me
pi break down
pi stop spinning
10 frowns
pleese: s back at the front ofthe reem
pim trying to hard to keep eell
pi have power
pleather plugs me back in
pstart spinning again
pi am a huge metal fan
Elm
you got me "IO/ IO
**** . this ****** me up. i' m ****** up. **** you. **** .
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Submitted: 04/29/2014
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#87 to #27 - thempc ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 to #27 - mazvaddox (04/30/2014) [-]
**** yeah! Metallica!
#89 to #75 - dovakiin (05/01/2014) [-]
YEAHHA!!
#1 - squidgy (04/29/2014) [-]
That really shouldn't have got me
That really shouldn't have got me
#90 to #1 - squidgy (05/02/2014) [-]
How in the whistling 			************		 did this comment get so many thumbs
How in the whistling ************ did this comment get so many thumbs
#13 - deezknuts (04/29/2014) [-]
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#6 - kuddman (04/29/2014) [-]
Goddamn it OP, 10/10
Goddamn it OP, 10/10
User avatar #3 - sexyhimself (04/29/2014) [-]
saw it coming when I read title
User avatar #24 to #3 - kandazz (04/30/2014) [-]
Sometimes some folks just hear one joke too many times.
User avatar #29 to #3 - applesdontpee (04/30/2014) [-]
this is why i skip the title on every post until i'm done looking at the content
User avatar #57 to #29 - rockamekishiko (04/30/2014) [-]
but that was the first line anyways
#10 - auryn (04/29/2014) [-]
I knew it after seeing the title and reading just two sentences.

Tip: Don't put punchline in the title.
User avatar #62 to #10 - nikolaier ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
i didnt read the title
User avatar #15 to #10 - cumbersome (04/29/2014) [-]
"huge metal fan" is also the first line of the green text
#84 to #15 - auryn (04/30/2014) [-]
I know.

I''ll quote myself from comment #83: "...the double meaning of the first sentence might more than likely have gone under my radar if it weren't for the fact that the title was stressing it."
#22 to #10 - pootismang (04/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're a cunt. If putting the very first line in the title is putting the punchline in the title by your standards, you can just go **** yourself.
#34 to #22 - lolibear (04/30/2014) [-]
I agree that it's not a big deal, but he has a point, by putting that there, he draws emphasis to the first line, causing you to examine it more subconsciously, and realize the joke.
User avatar #36 to #22 - kievaughnb (04/30/2014) [-]
Wait, so what line is the punchline? And what does it say?
#83 to #22 - auryn (04/30/2014) [-]
lolibear pretty much says it all. It's about the emphasis, the double meaning of the first sentence might more than likely have gone under my radar if it weren't for the fact that the title was stressing it.

Let's be honest here, I think we can all agree that if an title can make you guess the entire clue of the joke, it wasn't really a good choice for a title.
#38 - jjohnsonncc (04/30/2014) [-]
That last comment, since when did tumblr start browsing /b/?
That last comment, since when did tumblr start browsing /b/?
User avatar #71 to #38 - soldiertwo ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
actually its kinda the otherway around, yet /b/ don't comment with "omg i'm dying #XDDD"
User avatar #85 to #38 - ieatbengay (04/30/2014) [-]
this is copypasta
original thread is over 2 years old
funnyjunk didnt hear of tumblr 2 years ago
#55 to #38 - lamarisagoodname (04/30/2014) [-]
since when did we still give a ****
#56 to #55 - jjohnsonncc (04/30/2014) [-]
>Dont give a ****
>takes the time to reply
#14 - optimussum (04/29/2014) [-]
As someone who listens to a lot of metal, I get this joke a lot.
The set up was brilliant though 9/10
#35 - gorillaztwentyfour (04/30/2014) [-]
*Punchline it title comment* 			******		 the punchline is also the first sentence of the greentext
*Punchline it title comment* ****** the punchline is also the first sentence of the greentext
#26 - funnyjunkelite (04/30/2014) [-]
>huge metal fan   
>turn me on so much   
>she's so hot    
>im spinning   
>I break down   
>im tying to hard to keep cool   
nice try OP, nice try
>huge metal fan
>turn me on so much
>she's so hot
>im spinning
>I break down
>im tying to hard to keep cool
nice try OP, nice try
#37 - Funnyfagget (04/30/2014) [-]
That was extremely predictable
#59 to #37 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
that pic...
that pic...
#58 - mrgoodlove (04/30/2014) [-]
I bet the whore still screwed him.
#7 - sjrigney (04/29/2014) [-]
Punchline in title
User avatar #9 to #7 - oosime (04/29/2014) [-]
the punchline also happens to be in the very first line of the story.
#72 - kustomforce ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
Does anyone else have this shirt?
#33 - John Cena (04/30/2014) [-]
All of you complaining about punchlines in the title and how the story got you should be ashamed. First of all, everyone knows you read the last line of a greentext first. Second, the first line of the greentext states "Huge metal fan" so even if it weren't the title, the punchline is still there.


I love this site, but some of the morons who comment here make me sad.
#4 - Soviet Savior (04/29/2014) [-]
Did somebody say huge metal fan?
#12 to #4 - John Cena (04/29/2014) [-]
that would be funnier if it wasn't the whole point of the joke
User avatar #39 - anonywolftroll (04/30/2014) [-]
Ex Deo - Caligula (Full Album) Metal thread please! I'll start.
#73 to #39 - John Cena (04/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #70 to #39 - blazefox (04/30/2014) [-]
Best metal song i know Sons of Winter and Stars - LYRIC VIDEO!
User avatar #65 to #39 - ichtudirweh (04/30/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fd5HUafQhs

Fear Factory. Good old-fashioned 90's metal.
#42 to #39 - John Cena (04/30/2014) [-]
Numbered Days- Killswitch Engage *LYRICS IN DESCRIPTION*
User avatar #43 to #42 - neeplesteeple (04/30/2014) [-]
Chimaira - The Disappearing Sun Damn it, forgot to log in. Have another.
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#44 to #43 - John Cena (04/30/2014) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #64 to #42 - ichtudirweh (04/30/2014) [-]
Some Sludge Metal for you sir. Thank you for the Killswitch.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzA4XLjRaM
User avatar #68 to #50 - chrisfloyd (04/30/2014) [-]
Thank You Scientist "Feed the Horses" Progressive music is so sexy
#40 to #39 - vgmddg ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
#88 - iphony (05/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #77 - senseofpurpose (04/30/2014) [-]
It was so obvious :/
User avatar #78 to #77 - elburritoextremo (04/30/2014) [-]
..was probably the most original one ive seen in a while
gotme/10
User avatar #80 to #79 - elburritoextremo (04/30/2014) [-]
i didnt mean the punchline, i meant the greentext set up
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