How to Subway. . Anonymous "IO/ N/ l 3( Sun) 5113 Neil 3020284 FIT: Fastfood stories I' ll start: we me living at uni ego to Subway to pick up some lunch befire
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How to Subway

Anonymous "IO/ N/ l 3( Sun) 5113 Neil 3020284
FIT: Fastfood stories
I' ll start:
we me living at uni
ego to Subway to pick up some lunch befire class
ddown time, only 2 other people in there
Employee hears the bell and comes em hem the back
10 skinny blond
melding her phone up to her ear but not talking
kl wait a bit and she gives me leek
Figure she' s on hold and I' d better order
Ya, I' ll have a noinch BLT on Italian and-"
Hunt cuts me off
Can' t you see I' m on the ******* pheny?["
wmm
wwait fed minutes, 3 more people get in line behind me
Mcnally she finishes listening to her phone
Alright, the hell do you want?"
mat filename
yher mistake was bitching at me, a fewer Subway employee
Mime to **** up her day
border a feelling meatball sub on honey wheat bread
tthat bread tears easier than any other and meatball subs are impossible to clase correctly with a regular amount of meatballs
mmake her microwave that **** fer 2 minutes
sshe tries to use napkins to take it em so she' s not burned
miserably
border all the vegies
sshe tries to place a tiny bit of each kind on it
mmake heritable everything
gguy behind me laughing his ass off
abroad is stretched completely open and tearing
Mime to destrey this sandwich fer sure
aask fer oil, say tell her I' ll say when she' s used enough
wwait fer her to stop on her own
mmake heritable that
mil bottle is basically empty
gadded an assortment of ether sauces
gust picked the ones that would dye her uniform the best celebs
is 40% sauces
sshe calls me an asshole and attempts to clase the damn thing
immediatly spews all of it' s contents all ever her uniform, EDD jeans, and EDD shoes
sshe starts crying
Mean evanthe counter
hte changed my mind, I' d like a noinch BLT on Italian."
Anonymous ( Sun)
10110 off to try right now.
Anonymous ( Sun)
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Submitted: 10/28/2013
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#1 - whoopingbass **User deleted account** (10/28/2013) [-]
#4 - ilikesocks (10/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You reposted this while it is litterally still on the front page...
You reposted this while it is litterally still on the front page...
#2 - abysmalshadow (10/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I finally get to use this.
Side note: Why the hell would you wear expensive clothes to work at a fast food restaurant?
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