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#32 - gobnick (02/06/2013) [-]
>junior year
>girl i would totally fuck is dating a good friend
>they off and on until it's finally all over
>less than 2 months pass
>girl starts making suggestive remarks to me like "will you rub your dick on my clitoris?"
>blow it off like jokes "haha, you're funny!"
>girl starts asking to hang out a lot, posting things all over my facebook
>fast forward 2 years
>i'm sitting here typing this story....i have been promoted
>i'm CAPTAIN oblivious now
>mfw
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#104 to #32 - ICEDgrunge (02/07/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but please, Just pull the fucking trigger
I'm sorry, but please, Just pull the fucking trigger
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User avatar #55 to #32 - curtisbentley (02/06/2013) [-]
"Will you rub your dick on my clitoris."

Master. Of. Romance.
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#52 to #32 - mrblueftw (02/06/2013) [-]
what really happend in your junior year.
what really happend in your junior year.
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User avatar #111 to #52 - gobnick (02/07/2013) [-]
still happens to this day, i appreciate the NSFW section very much
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#39 to #32 - N. Korean citizen (02/06/2013) [-]
You must not know what clitoris is...
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User avatar #41 to #39 - gobnick (02/06/2013) [-]
i do, unfortunately i don't get much though (and by that i mean i'm an almost-19-year-old bust ass virgin).....only my hands have felt the amazingness of a vag
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#34 to #32 - Schmeckle (02/06/2013) [-]
"will you rub your dick on my clitoris?"

Yeah okay.
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User avatar #54 to #34 - jacksterlad (02/06/2013) [-]
what a flirt eh?
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User avatar #56 to #54 - Schmeckle (02/06/2013) [-]
So much clever wordplay, I can't even
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#37 to #34 - lieutenantshitface (02/06/2013) [-]
You don't go out much, do you.
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#36 to #34 - gobnick (02/06/2013) [-]
believe whatever you want man....
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#113 to #36 - angelooo (02/23/2013) [-]
ARE YOU FUCK SERIOUS??????????
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User avatar #51 to #36 - darkroro (02/06/2013) [-]
if you ever slip at random when you walk its because of the spaggeti
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