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User avatar #19 - gemleonn (07/15/2013) [-]
>8th Grader Trayvon Martin is walking home in his graduation cap and gown
>Aryan Nation member George Zimmerman driving around in his Confederate Flag draped pickup
>Zimmerman spots Trayvon through the night by the glow of his halo
>The Klansman takes chase
>The football star nearly outruns him, but he is trapped by a "do not enter" sign
>Faced with certain death or disobeying the law, he makes his stand
>Trayvon attempts to reason his attacker, but the illiterate racist will have none of it
>Zimmerman steps out of his vehicle and asks "Any last words?"
>Trayvon looks his executioner in the eye and replies "World Peace"
>"WHITE POWER!" exclaims Zimmerman as he unloads with his fully-automatic assault rifle
>If not for the Republican party he may have survived, but the skinhead's extended magazine, unfettered by their legislation unloads hundreds of rounds into the future Nobel Piece Prize recipient
>Zimmerman then bashes his own head into the curb repeatedly screaming "help me!"
>When he is finished, Hitler himself steps back into his gas-guzzling vehicle
>As Trayvon lay dying, the last thing he sees is the "Bush Cheney 2004" bumper sticker disapear into the night
User avatar #41 to #19 - gemleonn (07/15/2013) [-]
Annnnnd now I feel like a douche, just realized this is also the top comment
#22 to #19 - Womens Study Major (07/15/2013) [-]
copypasta
User avatar #25 to #22 - newforomador (07/15/2013) [-]
But good copypasta.
#21 to #19 - gemleonn (07/15/2013) [-]
Before people start thinking I think Zimmerman is a racist, who killed only to kill, know it's not true.
I just find these stories people are making about them hilarious
User avatar #38 to #21 - taintedangel (07/15/2013) [-]
It was never a racially motivated crime. Zimmerman wanted to be a policeman, and since he couldn't do that, he did the next best thing: trying to be a a part of the Neighborhood watch. And when they didn't want him, he acted on his own and wanted to be a hero by taking down what he thought was a young punk, and unfrotunately it was a kid in a hoodie with skittles and ice tea instead.
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