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#12 - realistic (07/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - whoofwho (07/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I laughed, I'm going to hell.
I laughed, I'm going to hell.
#3 - joeypie (07/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Its been a while since I found a good one like this.   
9/10 Well done mate.
Its been a while since I found a good one like this.
9/10 Well done mate.
User avatar #15 - elmoose **User deleted account** (07/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
1994: Oj simpson gets off because he was called a ******
2013: Zimmerman gets of because he was called a creepy ass cracka
User avatar #19 - gemleonn (07/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>8th Grader Trayvon Martin is walking home in his graduation cap and gown
>Aryan Nation member George Zimmerman driving around in his Confederate Flag draped pickup
>Zimmerman spots Trayvon through the night by the glow of his halo
>The Klansman takes chase
>The football star nearly outruns him, but he is trapped by a "do not enter" sign
>Faced with certain death or disobeying the law, he makes his stand
>Trayvon attempts to reason his attacker, but the illiterate racist will have none of it
>Zimmerman steps out of his vehicle and asks "Any last words?"
>Trayvon looks his executioner in the eye and replies "World Peace"
>"WHITE POWER!" exclaims Zimmerman as he unloads with his fully-automatic assault rifle
>If not for the Republican party he may have survived, but the skinhead's extended magazine, unfettered by their legislation unloads hundreds of rounds into the future Nobel Piece Prize recipient
>Zimmerman then bashes his own head into the curb repeatedly screaming "help me!"
>When he is finished, Hitler himself steps back into his gas-guzzling vehicle
>As Trayvon lay dying, the last thing he sees is the "Bush Cheney 2004" bumper sticker disapear into the night
#16 - justthisonceiguess (07/15/2013) [-]
Can't flim-flam the Zimzam
Can't flim-flam the Zimzam
#13 - trickytrickster (07/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I really hope this becomes an internet thing.
#28 - bokkos (07/15/2013) [-]
I was driving home this morning and I got to thinking, "What will the next FJ fad tidal wave be?"

Now I know.
#30 - mynameiswyatt (07/15/2013) [+] (21 replies)
i have no idea what all the stuff about zimmerman is
User avatar #44 to #30 - Deeticky (07/15/2013) [-]
The other guy is lying. Here's the real story.
>Neighborhood experiences string of robberies.

>George Zimmerman patrols as neighborhood watch to try and catch the criminal.

>Trayvon martin is walking home.

>George Zimmerman sees him as suspicious, most likely because Trayvon was high on pot at the time

>George Zimmerman calls 911 and follows Trayvon.
>Trayvon and Zimmerman have a confrontation. It is not clear who started it.

>A witness hears screaming and gunshots, reports that to police.
> The police arrive and find Travon martin dead of a single gunshot would to the chest.

>Zimmerman is beaten bllody and has grass stains on the back of his shirt. According to the responding officer, this along with witness testimony showed that Zimmerman was on his back being beaten by Trayvon.
>In the state of Florida, you may respond to an attacker with deadly force regardless of whether they are armed or not.

>The police release Zimmerman.
>the media takes up this story and uses doctored and biased pictures and a doctored copy of the 911 call in order in order to bill this as a "hate crime" so they can drum up ratings.
> no one was ever able to identify who was screaming on the tape. A forensic pathologist is someone who performs autopsies, not someone who listens to tapes. So the other guy obviously doesn't know what he is talking about.
>People protest and demand Zimmerman be given a trial.
>Zimmerman is given a trial and found not guilty.

#47 - Afterlife (07/15/2013) [-]
> Can't flim flam the zim man
> Can't flim flam the zim man
#5 - daggry (07/14/2013) [-]
I was trying not to laugh but that last line broke me
#4 - thunderpony (07/14/2013) [-]
MFW im laughing in hell
MFW im laughing in hell
#43 - gentlemanotaku (07/15/2013) [-]
ya cant slam the zimzam
#20 - deviousalien (07/15/2013) [-]
Can't Flim Flam the Zim Zam!
Can't Flim Flam the Zim Zam!
#9 - sonofmymother (07/15/2013) [-]
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