Why dsn' t ysu take a seat?
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I met Hulk Hogan at a restaurant snce -we' d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he
was fond sothe restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed
up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming Thursday
something like that).
Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says 'Tm SC) sarry, but
we' d like to mave you to ifyou could be troubled, and we' ll gladly compensate you forthe cost sothe
meal and any other meal ysu' d like while ysu' re in town.'' My sister and cousin were both like 'Yeah that' s COOL" and I
kind sf played the asshole a bit.
Tm sarry, Ijust don' t understand. We' been here fer 15 minutes -we' gewust ordered. Can' t we finish Mr meal here?"
Then out sf nowhere Hulk Hogan shows up next to the manager and says 'BROTHER, THESE ELIDES CAN
WE' LL BE AT THE BAR BROTHER. I GOT SOME TIME, JACK.”
And I (being a big Hogan fan) said “Oh WOW, uh... I had idea. Please feel free to give them the table."
Hulk was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number it and told me to give him
a call later. upthe nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious
ll month I've affair, man man, that I shall neverforget- Our bodies intertwined as sne, and frsm the beauty sf
Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galapagos, Hulk Hogan and I made glorious gay I've to each
other six sothe seven continents.