Hogan-Chan. None needed Brother.. Why dsn' t ysu take a seat? 3 posts and I image reply omitted. Click here to view. I met Hulk Hogan at a restaurant snce -we'
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None needed Brother.

Why dsn' t ysu take a seat?
3 posts and I image reply omitted. Click here to view.
I met Hulk Hogan at a restaurant snce -we' d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he
was fond sothe restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed
up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming Thursday
something like that).
Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says 'Tm SC) sarry, but
we' d like to mave you to ifyou could be troubled, and we' ll gladly compensate you forthe cost sothe
meal and any other meal ysu' d like while ysu' re in town.'' My sister and cousin were both like 'Yeah that' s COOL" and I
kind sf played the asshole a bit.
Tm sarry, Ijust don' t understand. We' been here fer 15 minutes -we' gewust ordered. Can' t we finish Mr meal here?"
Then out sf nowhere Hulk Hogan shows up next to the manager and says 'BROTHER, THESE ELIDES CAN
WE' LL BE AT THE BAR BROTHER. I GOT SOME TIME, JACK.”
And I (being a big Hogan fan) said “Oh WOW, uh... I had idea. Please feel free to give them the table."
Hulk was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number it and told me to give him
a call later. upthe nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious
ll month I've affair, man man, that I shall neverforget- Our bodies intertwined as sne, and frsm the beauty sf
Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galapagos, Hulk Hogan and I made glorious gay I've to each
other six sothe seven continents.
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#3 - therealbigmac (07/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Reminds me every so often on the **** section some dude who has a thing for incest stories spams them and within a few days someone else repays the favour with one's of the Hulkster on them. It stops for a few weeks then the process starts again. Never laughed so hard whilst fapping.
#6 - poutinesalad (07/30/2014) [-]
"BROTHER, THESE DUDES CAN FINISH.  WE'LL BE AT THE BAR BROTHER.  I GOT SOME TIME, JACK."
"BROTHER, THESE DUDES CAN FINISH. WE'LL BE AT THE BAR BROTHER. I GOT SOME TIME, JACK."
User avatar #8 - hueyfreeman (07/30/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I rode a roller coaster with Hulk Hogan. I didn't talk to him or anything. I have no way to prove it. It happened though.
User avatar #7 - mrnpc (07/30/2014) [-]
So.... is he a Hulk where it counts?
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me, 15, on JV football team (American)
>Lifting with the team in the gym
>Get idea that I should start talking like hulk hogan in the gym
>"COME ON BROTHERS, LETS LIFT" I say to my group of lifting /b/ros
>I do voices pretty well, so the group loves it
>Get to bench and decide to max out at 160 (pretty good considering how slim I am)
>Overhear one of bros saying I'm not going to be able to do it
>look him dead in the eye n say YOU DARE QUESTION MY STRENGTH, BROTHER?
>get 1 rep in, and as coming down for the 2nd rep, I lose grip and bar lands on throat
>mfw I almost choke to death
#5 - bakinboy (07/30/2014) [-]
wasnt expecting that.
wasnt expecting that.
#16 - swbite (07/30/2014) [-]
I have no response
I have no response
#1 - letrollzor ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
When you take the "hulk"
When you take the "hulk"
#25 - kristovsky ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
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#34 - shacmaster ONLINE (07/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#37 to #34 - skyrimdovah (07/30/2014) [-]
>Borother
>Borother
User avatar #4 - tittylovin (07/30/2014) [-]
No one tells a story like anonymous.
#39 - Churd ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
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#44 - madmanransom (07/30/2014) [-]
What?
What?
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My dad's a financial advisor. One of his clients was Phil Costa, a Dallas TX football player, who was engaged to Brooke hogan, Hulk Hogan's daughter.

I'm semi famous
#31 to #26 - Orc (07/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** You're semi faggot.
User avatar #22 - sideism (07/30/2014) [-]
sounds like they had fun, i know i would if i made love to my favorite celeb for 11 months while also traveling the world
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