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Disguised Weapons
Posted at: I I Add Continent
Original ad:
W“ Disguisable weapons wanted W“
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc... --
omgomg: cash, items tor barter
Hey,
I saw your ad looking tor weapons- I have several
items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will
send you pictures and prices.
Thanks,
Mike
From Jeff m” to Me:
I am. lets see what you got.
From ME tta Jett MI
Jeff,
Here you go:
Looks like a normal spoon, right?
Wrong. It is actually a deadly Ati" , knife with tactical grip.
One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off
attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.
I am asking sac tor the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at
Mike
From Jett mm tta Me:
that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer,
dont waste my time.
From ME tta Jett MI
Jeff,
I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons
that I think you will feel differently about.
Mike
From Jeff m” to Me:
fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can **** om
From Me to Jeff mm:
Jeff,
Thank you tor . Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think
you will love:
At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, ifyou look close
enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Block 18& you will be able to
pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this tine purchase. Asking was tor
the gun/ cup combo.
Still thirsty thejustice? Try this badass disguised as a Sena- The
box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow tor any kind of optics (not
included} that you wish to attach. This weapon is only tor sale if you have a Class III
permit.
This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli
12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The quilted tissues serve
as a comfortable grip on the pulpfiction shotgun. Also, if you tint) yourself
sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready tor
action. Asking We tor the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra per
box.
Let me know if you want any of these items.
Thanks,
Mike
From Jeff m” to Me:
youre a ******* dumbass, *********** , asswipe, retarded ******** you prob walk
around with that **** too you dumb mother ******* I hope you get hit by a car. ****
off, eat **** , and die.
...
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Submitted: 07/19/2013
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#14 - mudkipfucker (07/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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That's not a knife
<- This is a knife

He's obviously never played knifey-spooney before
#15 - fantomen (07/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Fun fact.
In WWII, both the English and the Germans made hidden belt guns that could be fired with your hands above your head.
The idea was that if someone tried to capture you and hold you at gun point you could fake surrender and then shoot them without reaching for your pistol.
(which is a war crime BTW)


I personally think the German ones are cooler.
User avatar #22 - thelordofrepost (07/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I HIGHLY doubt that glock is full automatic.
User avatar #33 to #22 - hitlersoneballsack (07/20/2013) [-]
what glock?
#2 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Jeff sounds like some of you faggots. You little ******* turds get so ******* worked up over stupid **** . Like this, I bet this is pissing you off, you little ******* virgin. You are probably screaming inside your head right now. I bet you are about to throw the angriest red thumb you have at me. GO AHEAD! I posted as anon you ******* cunts. NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO ME NOW!

TL;DR It's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard.
User avatar #13 to #8 - sinonyx ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
you tried.. ish
#19 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
thats not a knife, THATS A SPIFE!




SPIFE!!!



look it up from sam and cat
User avatar #20 to #19 - philliyoMLB (07/20/2013) [-]
Nah, I'll pass.
User avatar #46 - bbboy (07/20/2013) [-]
i keep reading the salesman's voice as Cr1TiKaL's.
User avatar #39 - Jackimole (07/20/2013) [-]
For those of you who don't know, this is from "Emails from an asshole". He's hilarious, he ***** with people on Craigslist like this. Google that **** .
#35 - princessthymicorn (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This post is a fairly decent argument for why people shouldn't be trusted to be responsible with guns.
User avatar #47 - harrywarden (07/20/2013) [-]
This is such an old repost, but it's still funny as hell.
#42 - incognitoad (07/20/2013) [-]
&gt;The first one.
>The first one.
User avatar #34 - mrthezho (07/20/2013) [-]
Why the **** is this posted in the 4chan channel?
#45 - FightClub (07/20/2013) [-]
this is hilarious
this is hilarious
#17 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
At least wait a few days before reposting..... I saw this yesterday..
#10 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
this isnt 4chan and its old as ****
#9 - autride (07/20/2013) [-]
#6 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
fukken lost it at 'spoon blade'
User avatar #5 - hairysmellyanus (07/20/2013) [-]
This has been around for like 3 years.
#4 - resbiansrock (07/20/2013) [-]
Knife-spoon...a bit too edgy...
#1 - toastandbananas (07/19/2013) [-]
i lost it at the m16
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