Hey Hey. .. Fake a freakout and say someone stole your car.
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User avatar #4 - cantfindkeyboard (01/20/2013) [-]
Fake a freakout and say someone stole your car.
User avatar #7 to #4 - davvi (01/20/2013) [-]
or simply don't tell her you can drive her home
#10 to #7 - John Cena (01/20/2013) [-]
Wait... I don't see how this would work. Can you explain it to me?ü?
User avatar #46 to #4 - schwerdaddy (01/20/2013) [-]
And then she offers to call the police for you. Then you're even more ****** .
User avatar #112 to #46 - thecakeislegit (01/21/2013) [-]
>Give them plate number to someone with the same name as you with a better car
>They find and arrest other-you and give you your car
>Free car and another guy with the same name is in prison

I'm not good with law n' **** if that isn't obvious.
User avatar #189 to #112 - ryanmck (02/18/2013) [-]
>implying you off hand know someone with the same name as you and their plate number.
#22 - latinotornado (01/20/2013) [-]
I think you dropped this
I think you dropped this
#30 - zedacedia (01/20/2013) [-]
that's cute.
User avatar #89 to #30 - marinepenguin (01/21/2013) [-]
I've seen this so many times, and every time I cringe.
#66 to #30 - jahnaids (01/20/2013) [-]
Goes from ******* alpha straight to beta...

User avatar #70 to #66 - TheEpitomeOfEpic (01/20/2013) [-]
..and then gos straight omega....
#34 to #30 - kraetyz (01/20/2013) [-]
I can't even
#33 to #30 - Jabberwocky (01/20/2013) [-]
beta stories thread?
User avatar #39 to #38 - zedacedia (01/20/2013) [-]
lolwat
#61 to #42 - boxdweller ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Hoverhanding your own Waifu.
#29 to #18 - John Cena (01/20/2013) [-]
lolled
User avatar #67 to #18 - Thadzhi (01/20/2013) [-]
that's just sad.
#28 to #18 - ludislavonac (01/20/2013) [-]
oh god what an idiot
+4
#26 to #18 - TheRedDragon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #31 to #18 - malacrianza (01/20/2013) [-]
Good story and all... but I really find it annoying when people say they have aspergers and they really don't. If he really had aspergers, he wouldn't care that much about what the other guy would think about him. Maybe a bit too introvert, but not aspergers...
User avatar #97 to #31 - jaggedherp (01/21/2013) [-]
I dunno, I constantly worry that anything I do will maker others think less of me and then make fun of me for it. But then again, I would have waited to die rather than make any sound.
User avatar #11 - kwanzalord (01/20/2013) [-]
I actually didn't see that one coming...
it was too normal 0_O
#183 to #11 - fedegon (01/21/2013) [-]
An EMOTICON? On the COMMENTS FRONT PAGE?
User avatar #187 to #183 - kwanzalord (01/25/2013) [-]
bring it on (/-o-)/ ~ ┻┻ *table flip*
#9 - itsjustthedoctor (01/20/2013) [-]
you should have walked outside all cool and look around the parking lot, then yell out MY CAR WHERE IS MY CAR IT WAS PARKED RIGHT THERE and then apoligise for not being able to give her a ride and walk home.
you should have walked outside all cool and look around the parking lot, then yell out MY CAR WHERE IS MY CAR IT WAS PARKED RIGHT THERE and then apoligise for not being able to give her a ride and walk home.
User avatar #101 to #9 - bulbakip (01/21/2013) [-]
Math is amazing.... that IS math right? or geometry?
#116 to #101 - John Cena (01/21/2013) [-]
geometry = maths
#113 to #9 - onceapiece ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
That's the quantum mechanical model of an atom right? I would assume that the endpoints of the lines in the circle are electrons?
#120 to #9 - itsjustthedoctor (01/21/2013) [-]
here is a simple one: how a train runs off the steam it gets
here is a simple one: how a train runs off the steam it gets
#144 to #9 - bookyle (01/21/2013) [-]
Step up your gif 			*****
Step up your gif *****
#146 to #144 - itsjustthedoctor (01/21/2013) [-]
4D CUBE BEOTCH
4D CUBE BEOTCH
#32 to #9 - davyre (01/20/2013) [-]
Not as cool as yours but still...
Not as cool as yours but still...
#12 to #9 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
What if she insists in going with you to the police station and reporting the "theft"?
User avatar #13 to #12 - killerbart ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Simply sprint away and never go back to that gym ever again.
#14 to #13 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Who needs going to a gym anyways.
User avatar #16 to #14 - maxataxx (01/20/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, eat that pizza you cat slut.
#17 to #16 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Can I spice it up?
User avatar #19 to #17 - maxataxx (01/20/2013) [-]
Oh God yes, add any spice you gluttonous pussy.
#20 to #19 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #123 to #13 - diresister (01/21/2013) [-]
tell her you left the car at home and you jogged to the gym to warm up
#45 to #9 - pmareksixsixsix (01/20/2013) [-]
Dat .gif!
#1 - teranin ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#55 - arsyro (01/20/2013) [-]
Guy's face when girl is left in the rain
Guy's face when girl is left in the rain
#44 - curtisbentley (01/20/2013) [-]
That was one stale punchline.
User avatar #43 - badgerbaiting ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Say "Oh no, it completely slipped my mind, I walked in"
Look like an idiot, don't worry, this is an excellent talking point. Ensure you are as self-deprecating as possible.
Offer to call a cab.
Insist on dropping her home first.
Claim you've only got enough on you for that trip.
Pay cabbie, walk her to her door.
Ask if she want's to hang out sometime.

Sorted. Possibly. Let me know what you think of this strategy.
User avatar #79 to #43 - ravarshi (01/20/2013) [-]
Win!
User avatar #84 to #43 - garaichu (01/21/2013) [-]
Seems like badgers ain't the only thing you're good at baiting.
User avatar #109 to #43 - biggydy (01/21/2013) [-]
You smooth ************ , that's ******* genius.
User avatar #94 - happygrowman (01/21/2013) [-]
you could have said someone stole my car, broke down crying and gotten some sympathy sex.
User avatar #98 to #94 - danyoung (01/21/2013) [-]
You are a clever man, really clever.
#8 - whateveridontneed (01/20/2013) [-]
Tell her she can have a ride at your house.
#114 - snakefire (01/21/2013) [-]
Beta is off the charts
Beta is off the charts
User avatar #167 to #150 - turtleback (01/21/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again
#102 - John Cena (01/21/2013) [-]
I just think it's stupid that you said you'd drive her when you don't have a car in the first place. Why the **** would you say that?
User avatar #105 to #102 - lexivex ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Cause all he was thinking about is a chance to get closer to his crush. A spur of the moment, though stupid, decision.
#76 - frysfrys (01/20/2013) [-]
girl's face when
#15 - andypanda (01/20/2013) [-]
LOL i thought she was gonna be like "oh i'm sorry, my friend just called me about picking me up i guess i don't need the ride anymore thanks though"

and then OP would have been home free, and live happily ever after

BUT NO :(
User avatar #21 - kolimm **User deleted account** (01/20/2013) [-]
what is more romantic then 2 people walking home in the rain?
User avatar #24 to #21 - lickilicky (01/20/2013) [-]
Two people walking home in the rain with an umbrella.
#25 to #24 - kolimm **User deleted account** (01/20/2013) [-]
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umbrella's are for the people who dont want to get wet
#27 to #25 - lickilicky (01/20/2013) [-]
You win this round.
#47 - sniffythebird ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
**** cars.. get an airplane.
#37 - netic (01/20/2013) [-]
Here is what you should have done/said:

"Where the **** is my car!? Someone stole my car"

= pittysex
#23 - nunc (01/20/2013) [-]
Ive actually laughed alot from todays posts. this is weird. but i like it.
Ive actually laughed alot from todays posts. this is weird. but i like it.
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