Hey Hey

Fake a freakout and say someone stole your car.

I actually didn't see that one coming...
it was too normal 0_O

you should have walked outside all cool and look around the parking lot, then yell out MY CAR WHERE IS MY CAR IT WAS PARKED RIGHT THERE and then apoligise for not being able to give her a ride and walk home.

I think you dropped this

Alright now that i have your attension from the beautiful face of an angel, i will tell you what a fucking Alpha would of done (not implying that im alpha.)

>walking out into parking lot.
>have no idea what i'm gonna do.
>random second of insight
>scream "HOLY HELL WHERE IS MY CAR"
>explain that someone must of stolen it.
>girl says it's ok and that you can have a ride with her and her mom.
Later you can get the number of girl and bonus points if you can screw the mom too.

Say "Oh no, it completely slipped my mind, I walked in"
Look like an idiot, don't worry, this is an excellent talking point. Ensure you are as self-deprecating as possible.
Offer to call a cab.
Insist on dropping her home first.
Claim you've only got enough on you for that trip.
Pay cabbie, walk her to her door.
Ask if she want's to hang out sometime.

Sorted. Possibly. Let me know what you think of this strategy.

Here is what you should have done/said:

"Where the fuck is my car!? Someone stole my car"

= pittysex

that's cute.

Fuckin idiot, this is how it's done

>Lead chick to empty parking space
>freak the F out
>explain that your car was parked right there
>get sad/pissed that your car got stolen
>call a cab
>get pity sex.

Guy's face when girl is left in the rain

Fuck cars.. get an airplane.

That was one stale punchline.

Just had to say " WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHERE THE HELL IS MY CAR?" problem solved.

you could have said someone stole my car, broke down crying and gotten some sympathy sex.

Tell her she can have a ride at your house.

girl's face when

LOL i thought she was gonna be like "oh i'm sorry, my friend just called me about picking me up i guess i don't need the ride anymore thanks though"

and then OP would have been home free, and live happily ever after

BUT NO :(

Beta is off the charts