Hey Arnold!

ah fuck beat me too it. Thumb for you.

step one


sex

I laughed harder than I should have at this

desu desu

Need an address to show you how its done....

I watched a lecture on "cue theory" to understand how males and females differ in sexual arousal. Here is what they found out:

what women find sexually attractive:

confidence
competence
social status

what men find attractive:

boobs
butts
penises
feet

if you want to get with a girl, you need confidence (some guys make up for this by being a dick. yes, that's a form of confidence, but it's not going to work if you want a real relationship). In order to have this confidence, you need to build up your self-esteem. wear some nice clothes, work out, whatever you need to do to be confident in yourself.

next, you have to show your competence with some skill. maybe you are a musician? maybe you're really good with math? it doesn't really matter, just show them that you are good at what you do (obviously, don't do this directly. do it in a subtle manner).

lastly, social status. Women want a man who is higher up on the social ladder. given a choice between a waitress and a CEO, a man will fuck whichever one is hotter. A woman, on the other hand, will choose the one of higher social status (this is due to evolutionary development). There's no real short-term way to affect social status, so this is more of a long term thing. assuming you're in school (college, high school, whatever), your social status is more dependent on the types of friendships you have, and your popularity. if you want to be popular, just be friendly to people, and be charismatic (part of the whole 'confidence' thing).

I think that about sums it up.

What im good at? If only i could come up with a way to make video games or the zombie apocalypse sound sexy i would be golden...

I don't think zombies are that difficult to kill. Not to mention, all media that depicts zombie apocalypses typically don't address how or why the entire military was overrun. Because in all reality, a couple 1000lb JDAM's would take care of your largest crowds of zombies.

From how to get laid to zombie fighting in 3 comments. Welcome to the internet.

Yup, that's how it works.

if your interested in how it might happen read max brooks "World War Z" he gives a good reasoning for how it might happen... the army getting over run that is

"...once zoey startled the witch she knew she was in for the night of her life as the witch approached her and caressed her plump buttocks, zoey knew she would enjoy the love of an undead lover...and somewhere francis, bill, and louis were somewhere watching..."

You want someone to come down there and stick it in your butt?

i love your picture

Do you at least have a nice butt ?

You want someone to stick it in your stink? Alrighty..

for some its actually that easy.
some dont even have to try to be charming girls just want them.

i envy them. a little.

theyre only giving simple advice. There are, of course, many small nuances involved that lead to sex.

I'm trying but nothing's happening :[

Krump more.
If problem persists, call krump helpline

Love fucking Arnold, hey.

Arnold love fucking hey

Fucking Arnold love hey.

that expression just always gets me

Woah, this replaced my comments AND (quite thankfully) the horse porn... Are you a wizard?

**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #97 at I rage everytime ** That's the way I feel about Arnold period.

That'd sure make her "Deep Voice"

What?? What is it then??

A shirt...