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Hell hath no fury

Anonymous Eff u : No. 11 840077
ebe deployed
the ticks armpit on the asshole Wrap up
s only foods available masons CUP
iknow tricks
by thanks to the large quantities coming in care packages from middle schoolers
east rotated back to main FISH for some bullshit briefing
e? harddrive
Chili Mac MRE enroute
aalso consume both the cinnamon gum AND the coffee pack, hoping to enjoy shitting in something otherthan a . drum w! a piece of plywood over it
east to FOB in time for noon chow
mother of balls, they have CRAB LEGS and STEAK
enough crab legs and steaks had to undo top button on pants
through yhr briefing....
doing very good impression
ego to lovely, airconditioned, CHU shitters conveniently M from door to briefing room
all sound and mgr, no substance
quiets down to low rumble
eastern to briefing
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east the *crickets* treatment upon reentered
eonly enlisted
laas farting so hard it shook the protector
ebe self
enotl minutes later...
goes ttom discontented grumble to trying to an hurricane in about 3 seconds
ejemplo feet,
literally grabs me by the collar
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ablack out of my ass so hard its being blown through thefabul of both my boxers AND my DCU' s
entire rows rrjunior officers with shitwater
depressurized liquid shit explodes ttom my anus for a solid
H cannot remain on moffet
to hands and knees, ass pointedly the heavens as debugging for salvation ttom this torment
vaginally, the torrent tapers off
m so physically exhausted I' m struggling to breathe
starts the slow clap
ems stench. cm my Goethe stench. 4 months and Texas stench released in a span founder a minute
have to wheel me out on a gurney, I' m too weaker stand
ems incident was never mentioned again within our unit
And so ends the story on howl managed to shit on 11 wipers in hat.
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User avatar #6 - stimtheone
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(08/06/2014) [-]
Reminds me of something that didn't end as bad.
>gone at Comic con
>poor as ****, couldn't afford a hotel room
>decided to wander around until morning
>worked, no problem, but I have this thing
>every time I stay up all night, the next day I will **** almost every hour
>7 a.m.
>I can feel it coming
>my stomach feels like it's filling up and pushing out everything
>clench anus to the max each time to hold back the flow
>I can feel that it would be wet
>Con opens at 9 a.m.
>salvation can be found in the bathrooms inside
>keep at it until then
>missed one qte, and there it went
>no sound, no sign to the outside world, but I could feel it
>I'm burning these first chance I get
>finally 9 a.m.
>control myself to not run to the bathroom. walk
>sit myself upon my resting point, let's inspect the damage
>snow white. WTF
>even after I feel like I've given the toilet a new coat of paint, I look down to see nothing
>turns out, if you don't eat anything you just **** water
#10 to #6 - anon
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(08/07/2014) [-]
Well I don't see that guy coming around anytime soon..
Hydration is key
#5 - sirbrentcoe
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(08/06/2014) [-]
got a good laugh, OP. nice find. brother's an army Ranger. you never hear **** like this except at poker parties with the unit.
User avatar #7 to #5 - catpisseverdeen
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(08/06/2014) [-]
Sometimes 4chan makes me feel like I'm the only person that hasn't **** on nearly everything /everyone within a 100ft radius of me.
#8 - robotvoice
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(08/06/2014) [-]
how i imagine op.
User avatar #3 - fallenraven
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(08/06/2014) [-]
except it would be brought everyday by his unit
#9 - anon
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#4 - anon
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(08/06/2014) [-]
Today on - ******** that never happened.
Another ******* idiot can't control his bowels.
Let the HILARITY begin!
User avatar #2 - chokolocco
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(08/06/2014) [-]
ur username
User avatar #1 - whycanticaps
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(08/06/2014) [-]
oh god..oh god I'm laughing too damn hard hahahaha