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Changing out with my best friend at his apartment. playing vidya
like 1 AM. his sexy as hell girlfriend shows up considerably drunk
s clearly super horny. and is practically begging him to ditch me and have sex with her
mostlyjunk ignores her
then starts hitting en mete make - he doesn' t give a shit
Decalogue is exchanged with her basically saying she' s genna get naked and doesn' t care which ene of us fucks her and gees to his bedroom
out a condom and gives it to me
Baisically pushes mete his bedroom. despite me being confused as fuck. and when I protest he says not to werry about him because he "wasjust play singleplayer for a while" while he waits
he knowthat I was still virgin. despite best efforts
walk in. she' s laying there and is a bit disappointed. but still eager
Hawkward sex ensues
reemerge seme time later
leeks at me. simply asks "All done?"
go to ask him what the fuck he' s thinking. he simply stands up walks into his bedroom.
Twalks opte her and says "You' been cheating en me with gguy in haven' t you? Dent lie. I know you have. Pack up everthings and get the fuck out of my sight."
screams curses at him. threas shit. he stands there and stares herderp until she finally leaves.
at him in utter awe
leeks back at me and before I can say anything he says "I was genna break up with her anyway. and I needed to get you laid. Twe birds. ene stone."
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User avatar #2 - BlackBerru
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(02/22/2014) [-]
that's probably one of the most bro things to do.
User avatar #4 - pizzaweed
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(02/23/2014) [-]
Best friends forever
#10 - CrackPipeWillie
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(02/23/2014) [-]
Now that is a true alpha
Now that is a true alpha
User avatar #6 - wba
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(02/23/2014) [-]
I need a best friend.
User avatar #39 to #6 - turtletroll
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(02/23/2014) [-]
Its not hard to make friends.
#9 to #6 - anon id: ed1a8654
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(02/23/2014) [-]
you need a friend
#62 to #6 - jacksipian
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(02/23/2014) [-]
I'm your best friend now, i may not be the one you want, and I'm probably not the one you deserve either, but I'm the one you've got now.
User avatar #78 to #62 - wba
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(02/23/2014) [-]
Awww yeahh, friends for life.
User avatar #79 to #78 - jacksipian
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(02/23/2014) [-]
so, best friend. what do you want to do now?
User avatar #84 to #79 - wba
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(02/24/2014) [-]
I don't know. I didn't think we'd get this far.
User avatar #85 to #84 - jacksipian
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(02/24/2014) [-]
come on man! there's gotta be something you want to do now.
User avatar #86 to #85 - wba
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(02/24/2014) [-]
Maybe we can find a game to play?
#87 to #86 - jacksipian
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(02/24/2014) [-]
sure, what do you want?
#19 - ninjabadger
Reply +75 123456789123345869
(02/23/2014) [-]
Holy crap, what a bro.
Holy crap, what a bro.

User avatar #56 to #19 - chimpaflimp
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(02/23/2014) [-]
Glad to see a sudden rise in Fairy Tail reaction pics/GIFs.
#80 to #56 - ninjabadger
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(02/23/2014) [-]
We're all getting fired up due to the return date of the show.

User avatar #81 to #80 - chimpaflimp
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(02/23/2014) [-]
Wait...it's coming back? WHEN.
#82 to #81 - ninjabadger
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(02/23/2014) [-]
Sometime in April.

Get ready for that ****.
User avatar #83 to #82 - chimpaflimp
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(02/23/2014) [-]
Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
shiiiit.com
#16 - fuperbooper
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(02/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #5 - tazzerz
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(02/23/2014) [-]
What a beast.
User avatar #28 - punnyjunky
Reply +46 123456789123345869
(02/23/2014) [-]
I cant even ******* express how much of a ******* bro that guy is...


...****.
User avatar #3 - themeerkat
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(02/23/2014) [-]
what a /b/ro
#30 - jogoto
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(02/23/2014) [-]
this is what i imagined when he said awkward sex

but goddamit that bro is a bros bro