Head Nod of Approval. . Changing out with my best friend at his apartment. playing vidya like 1 AM. his sexy as hell girlfriend shows up considerably drunk s cl
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*Head Nod of Approval*

Changing out with my best friend at his apartment. playing vidya
like 1 AM. his sexy as hell girlfriend shows up considerably drunk
s clearly super horny. and is practically begging him to ditch me and have sex with her
mostlyjunk ignores her
then starts hitting en mete make - he doesn' t give a ****
Decalogue is exchanged with her basically saying she' s genna get naked and doesn' t care which ene of us ***** her and gees to his bedroom
out a condom and gives it to me
Baisically pushes mete his bedroom. despite me being confused as **** . and when I protest he says not to werry about him because he "wasjust play singleplayer for a while" while he waits
he knowthat I was still virgin. despite best efforts
walk in. she' s laying there and is a bit disappointed. but still eager
Hawkward sex ensues
reemerge seme time later
leeks at me. simply asks "All done?"
go to ask him what the **** he' s thinking. he simply stands up walks into his bedroom.
Twalks opte her and says "You' been cheating en me with gguy in haven' t you? Dent lie. I know you have. Pack up everthings and get the **** out of my sight."
screams curses at him. threas **** . he stands there and stares herderp until she finally leaves.
at him in utter awe
leeks back at me and before I can say anything he says "I was genna break up with her anyway. and I needed to get you laid. Twe birds. ene stone."
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User avatar #2 - BlackBerru (02/22/2014) [-]
that's probably one of the most bro things to do.
User avatar #4 - pizzaweed (02/23/2014) [-]
Best friends forever
#10 - CrackPipeWillie (02/23/2014) [-]
Now that is a true alpha
Now that is a true alpha
User avatar #6 - wba (02/23/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I need a best friend.
#19 - ninjabadger ONLINE (02/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Holy crap, what a bro.
Holy crap, what a bro.

#16 - fuperbooper (02/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #5 - tazzerz (02/23/2014) [-]
What a beast.
User avatar #28 - punnyjunky ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
I cant even ******* express how much of a ******* bro that guy is...


... **** .
#8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/23/2014) [-]
That has to be the best bro ever
User avatar #3 - themeerkat (02/23/2014) [-]
what a /b/ro
#30 - jogoto (02/23/2014) [-]
this is what i imagined when he said awkward sex

but goddamit that bro is a bros bro
#27 - mrsnowballs (02/23/2014) [-]
That dude is a friend I can only wish for
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#38 - itsbendingtime ONLINE (02/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#40 to #38 - wumbido (02/23/2014) [-]
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#24 - kingarturi (02/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #12 - captainrattrap (02/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
That's rape tho...
User avatar #14 to #13 - captainrattrap (02/23/2014) [-]
Okay,

It's taking advantage of someone with a compromised sensibility.
#58 - Reydel (02/23/2014) [-]
He could've 						******					 her one last time but gave it to his friend instead
He could've ****** her one last time but gave it to his friend instead
#20 - senorfrog (02/23/2014) [-]
That was so Boss.
#37 - jekalevader (02/23/2014) [-]
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